/out/ Humor Thread

>>955945
>my feet feel fine

>>955952
Retard.

>>955945
Nice.

>>955945
Where can I get these things for your legs? They don't look quite like leg wraps.

>>956237
Gaiters

>>956275

That cannot be fucking true!

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>>955938

>>956312
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-11172054

>>956275
>can't swim

>all in a fucking river

>>955952
>ceremonial protest shelter burning

This is real?

>>956275
>DeKendrix
>JaTavious
>Takeitha
>JaMarcus
>Litrelle
>Latevin
>LaDarius

This can't be real.

>>956464
water you retarded, see >>956433

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>>955938
Gotta love a good Whomp comic

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>>956312
You have never been to the pool with niggers before, have you?

Like 5 years ago I was staying at this hotel and one day some big extended nig family had a party there and a bunch of them stayed at the hotel for a night or two. I was amazed because a bunch of them were at the pool one day and only one younger kid out of like 30 nigs would go into the 8' "deep end". I grew up on swim teams and diving and played water polo and was amazed when this 8 year old kid was trying to get a bunch of teenages brothers and cousins to come in the deep part of the pool and they were all complaining they couldn't swim.

>>956464
When I'm working, I always have to get signatures from customers and then I print their name on the little computer afterward. Doesn't really matter if it is their first or last name. I quickly learned that when I'm dealing with white or hispanic people, I just ask their first name because it is normally easier to spell. If it's a black person, I always ask their last name. If I ask their first name, even if it sounds easy to spell, it never is and it's always something fucking stupid.

>>956275
Well that's one way to reduce their numbers...

Know what I'm sayin'?

>>956583
I have a genius plan for all of this. The one intelligent thing Pepsi has ever said.

So here's my idea- we offer every Basketball American $10,000 cash and a first class flight to Nigeria or Liberia or whatever African shithole. But they have to renounce their US citizenship and can never come back into the country. The majority would take it because those people are short sighted and want nothing besides instant gratification. The melanin-enriched folk who think ahead and don't take the fast cash might actually have a chance of becoming productive members of society.

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>>956586

>>956593
Yes, I know it will be expensive to give $10,000 and charter flights for all of these people. But think how much we will save in the long run? Not just on welfare and food stamps, but also the record low rates of insurance claims because property crimes have drasticaly reduced. The bottom 12% of our population will disappear and it will be glorious.

>>956244
this happened to me

>>956244
My kid did this to me once, I was pissed

>>956703
Dad?

>>956586
everything bepzy says is true

>>956495
the dumbest kek.

>>956593
I like Peps a lot but this is actually pretty fuckin kecky

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>>956600
You REALLY think they'd go for it?

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>>955938

>>956941

i never understood picking on this guy

but blah blah 4chan, i know

>>956974
Are people laughing at the sticks?
They look neat,even though they serve no purpose.

Only thing that is funny to me is how someone chose some random patch of their yard to make a small garden instead of on the edge of it

>>956993
That was his attempt to keep rabbits out that had been eating his plants. I think someone recommended a fence and he did that.

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>>955945
>My feet feel fine

>>957001
Well that is funny.

Though he probably would of had better luck with the old fox leashed to s stake in the garden technique

>>956600
They wont go because they'd have to get shots before leaving the country and doctors are evil. Also they would just open the door to talk shit on whatever honkey you send to give them their money.

>>957030
i like that

>>956312
Black people don't swim for a variety of reasons and it's kind of a problem. It's seen as being a "white" activity. Also shit like this makes parents afraid of letting their kids even near water so they don't learn, then the kids don't teach THEIR kids, and so on and so on

Black kids drown at 3x the rate of white kids

>>956947
You would be suprised how short sighted these people are and what kind of consequences they are willing to face for immediate gratification.

>>957157
>It's seen as being a "white" activity.
So they're racist is why.

>>957157
There is science involved in the answer so it cannot be discussed with millennials who think an abo man=a pygmy woman=Jewess=wheelchair man

>>957328
>abo man
That's an oxymoron

Also the science is simple. A chimpanzee can't swim because of its muscle density paired with the lower fat content

>>956941
>>956974
>>956993
>>957001
>>957030
I actually think the picking-on-anon went a little too far with this. It was an honest effort and at least the guy was being a productive contributor to the board and not another fucking "theorist".

However, he put the stick fence in to keep all the neighborhood cats from shitting in there. That fence is just not going to work for cats. Small dogs, maybe rabbits, a baby who can't walk yet, maybe. But cats? I mean c'mon.

>>956275
Worked as a swimming instructor as a teen, can confirm black people cannot swim

>middle easterners can swim but learn really slowly
>indians cannot swim unless pool is filled with human feces
>asians are swimming gods
>white people hit or miss
>first nations are too busy drinking, being poor, and blaming problems on white people

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>>957353
well that got pretty /pol/ pretty quick

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>>957354
Well swimming instructors are all Nazis

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>>957395
tru dat

>>956242
Ahh, the moist nugget

>>957157
There is actual science behind it, I'm not gonna bother googling it for this thread but I believe black people are more dense, they sink.
Could be why they never dreamed to build boats and explore the ocean

>>957434

>Could be why they never dreamed to build boats and explore the ocean

Watchoo talkin bout, we was space travelers n sheeit

>>957001
Needed longer sticks and more of them, otherwise good try. Also make several fences to improve odds.

>>957457
Nope, you are mistaking "CITY" people for country and other regions people. Lots of city people CAN'T SWIM, DRIVE in less than an inch of snow/rain/wind, don't know how to start a fire, paint, clean up after themselves, how to do their own laundry, how to cook, how to make a sandwich,etc.

City and American culture destroys initiative to LEARN and REMEMBER things. Culture, how to do basic and simple things. And teaches you to do stupid shit because of the better payout both in taxes, medical, money,etc.

>>957354

when will you people learn that /pol/ is 4chan

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>>957510
I don't accept that anon.

>>957157
Its a combination of three things.

Blacks are more dense and therefor have to work harder to be buoyant (not insurmountable).

Blacks have a bad habit of losing their minds with fear and panicking in unfamiliar situations. Most blacks are aware blacks don't swim and are hydrophobic.

Blacks have an average IQ that ranges from 60-85 depending on country.

Add it all together you get a race of people that can't swim.

>>957157
>Black kids drown at 3x the rate of white kids
>kind of a problem

Sorry senpai I must be missing something, can you explain?

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>>957544

>>957510
4chan jokes about /pol/shit.
/pol/ actually belive it

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>>957544
kek, noice mate

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>>957353
>asians are swimming gods
I did not know this, hell I could barely pass the Army water survival test. My brother on the other hand swims everyday so you might be onto something.

>>957941
Well at least you're still good at math and violin.

>>957941
>pirates treasure
>worth hundreds of dollars
top kek

>>956312
>>956275
No this shit is true. My dad told me stories about when he worked as a lifeguard at a water park in his 20's. Blacks would go down the fucking slide and as soon as they hit the pool they'd start screaming for help. He would have to jump in and get them, and they would immediately start walking up the stairs to go down the slide again. When confronted, they would tell the guards that it was "Their problem that I cant swim. You're supposed to rescue me."

Natural selection boys.

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>>956237
The ones on the archer are leather greaves. Shin armor. You can get them at any rennfaire.
Gaiters are modern greaves. Good milsurp gaiters go for less than 30 bucks on ebay.

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>>956974
The fence could use a bit of tlc, apart from that I don't see an issue. I've certainly seen more cringe worthy autism over the years.

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>>956245
Should've just walked in the mud.

>>956464
I went to school with a Starnisha and knew a girl named Dababy. As in, "Where's da baby?" Her parents couldn't decide what to name her before she was born, hence Dababy.

>>958613
>Her parents couldn't decide what to name her before she was born,
Well at least her parents tried to think of a name beforehand.
My parents didn't think of a name for me until they were asked by a nurse what my name was.

>>957159
Offer them $1000 to take swimming lessons.

Inside of rivers.

>>957545
lol faggot, niggers have NEVER been accepted here, and rightfully so

Not even the guy you were talking to.

>>958619
What's your name?

>>958826
My guess is either "Fluffy" or "Snoopy"

>>957989
I wish I could not belive this but somehow I got the feeling that this story is true.

>>956581
what's even funnier than watching niggers trying to swim, is watching them try to stay on their feet at an ice rink.

>>958826
First name is my father's middle name

Middle name is my grandfather's middle name

My name is completely normal, I'm just the one child they completely forgot to try to come up with names for

>>956461
Yes. A few years ago I was at Redfish lake during a fire ban. Rangers were out in force warning people that fires were prohibited. Imagine my dismay when the injuns showed up and had a ceremonial bonfire.

Rangers said it was allowed but could not explain why they were permitted to put the forest in danger. Indians or the government caring about the environment is a myth

>>957157
I asked a black kid about this once when I was in high school. He told me that even if he wanted to go to the pool as a kid his mom would refuse to bring him because she diddnt want to get her weave wet.

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>>958858

>>957157
I know this black kid that will sometimes go to a group outing to a nearby river with me, but he just tans. I once asked him about his not swimming and he said "there's fish monster pee in that water"

>>955945
>My feet feel fine
I genuinely don't understand this line.

>>958943
It's usually "my feet hurt". But he's an outdoorsman, so he's used to being on his feet.

>>959039
>>958943
And barefoot

>>957492
Not true, I grew up in the city (Minneapolis MN and Newark DE) and I had tonnes of friends that swam and going swimming was exactly what we'd do on hot days. I have seen Somalis going swimming in deeper water, but not American blacks. It's weird.

>>958853
>First name is my father's middle name
Hey, same. I'm debating whether to start a family tradition by giving my first-born son my middle name, but this would require losing my virginity first

>>957434
>Could be why they never dreamed to build boats and explore the ocean
Africans colonized the eastern coast of South America a thousand years ago.

>>958853
>I'm just the one child they completely forgot to try to come up with names for
Always good to be reminded of when you're loved.

>>959292
Sorry, but no. Maybe you're thinking of Polynesians, but even that remains a big maybe.

>>956600
check out george lincoln rockwell

>>959329
>The strongest evidence of African presence in America before Columbus comes from the pen of Columbus himself. In 1920, a renowned American historian and linguist, Leo Weiner of Harvard University, in his book, Africa and the discovery of America, explained how Columbus noted in his journal that Native Americans had confirmed that “black skinned people had come from the south-east in boats, trading in gold-tipped spears.”

>One of the first documented instances of Africans sailing and settling in the Americas were black Egyptians led by King Ramses III, during the 19th dynasty in 1292 BC. In fact, in 445 BC, the Greek historian Herodotus wrote of the Ancient Egyptian pharaohs’ great seafaring and navigational skills. Further concrete evidence, noted by Dr. Imhotep and largely ignored by Euro-centric archaeologists, includes “Egyptian artifacts found across North America from the Algonquin writings on the East Coast to the artifacts and Egyptian place names in the Grand Canyon.”

>In 1311 AD, another major wave of African exploration to the New World was led by King Abubakari II, the ruler of the fourteenth century Mali Empire, which was larger than the Holy Roman Empire. The king sent out 200 ships of men, and 200 ships of trade material, crops, animals, cloth and crucially African knowledge of astronomy, religion and the arts.
http://www.globalresearch.ca/before-columbus-how-africans-brought-civilization-to-america/5407584

Eat my ass.

>>959616
There's no archaeological evidence, dipshit. What you have there is hearsay presented by an extremely biased source. Try harder.

>>959329
No looser they used spaceships

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>>959616
Here's the guy that wrote that article, Garikai Chengu. What a surprise.

>>959616
>1920s historian trusting dubious translation of oral tradition
because the only thing more reliable than today's social "sciences" are social sciences from 100 years ago
>egyptian revisionist history
compliments the current "pyramids were built by happy volunteers" narrative
>trade ships MUST have gone to the new world, not hopped along the coast of africa
because everyone sends out fleets of 200 small, questionably sea worthy, trading vessels as an exploratory expeditions, instead of sending, you know, EXPLORERS.

>>959648
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>957395
This image looks like it should be from one of those 'found footage' horror movies.

>>956237
>tfw those are my fetish

>>959092
The Somalis were practicing to become better pirates.

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>>959616

Look man, everyone knows Africa didn't advance much because its native plants and animals were shit when it came to domestication and agriculture. You don't need to invent a fantasy reality where Africans accomplished things that they clearly did not. This is bordering on "George Washington Carver invented everything" and "We Wuz Kangz" level of nonsense.


Also, Egyptians were semitic, aside from the Nubian workers/mercenaries.

Little background music for the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

>>959113
>dead sea
>lowest point on Earth
I think I have been bamboozled.

>>959616
>Leo Weiner
>a Polish-Jewish Russian who immigrated and specialized on Slavic languages
>didn't even lecture about American history, lectured about Slavic history
>Professor of Slavic literature

Fuck, I study English translation studies and I wouldn't even fuck with American history. This faggot immigrated and thought he could lecture Americans on his "evidence written down by Columbus he heard from some other scrubs" and then quotes Ramses' III "seafaring skills" described by GREEK historians!

Jesus, have you seen the point where Egyptians and Greeks met (Mediterranean)? Is that anywhere near the size of the Atlantic? What way have they been travelling? West? East? Or north and south?!

Fucking hell, I'm mad.

>>960058
I love this song so fucking much.

>>959896
>Africa didn't advance much because its native plants and animals were shit when it came to domestication and agriculture.

Yes this, assuming you mean the sub-Saharan humans were too fucking retarded to domesticate animals.

African fauna are not special. Other races did not get their domesticated animals half-made, it took them thousands of years.

For instance one thing cited is that zebras aren't strong enough to be good beasts of burden so it wasn't worth their time to domesticate them.
But you know how in ancient times they used chariots? That was because the horses they had weren't much good at carrying a heavy load on their back. That got bred into them and that's when cavalry got to be a thing.

>>957579
/pol/ack here, its all satire mang

>>960218
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>959114
....Why is that $1000

>>960236
It's Marine grade

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>>959616
WE

>>956461
Yup. Mentality behind it was to rather burn it down than let the white man capture it. Honestly, pretty retarded. At the least they could've taken what was still good and donated it to some nearby reservations. Would've improved the place.

>>957353
We learn to swim in the tears of our ancestors pale skin.
Then we drink.

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>>960420
WUZ

>>958856
Surely some indians having a "known about" (i.e. not officially recognised but made obvious to park rangers) bonfire pose much less of a threat than Johnny-Public starting fires wherever they like to prove to their families that even though they sit on their ass all day in an office their still outdoors MEN?

No?

I came to /out/ for the first time in years for some comfy threads and ideas on what to do when the weather warms up and saw this thread. Fucking really guys? I'm not a fan of nigs either but racist diatribes don't need to spread to every board

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>>960468
KANGZ

>>960067
Hah

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>>956247
>posted in every thread

>>956275
It's partially because their body com positions are different, they are more sense, so they don't float as easily.

>>957169
But don't you know that only white people are racist?

>>960628
And because they aren't willing to learn to do something that gives them no immediate benefit even if it could save their life one day.

>>961082
Some races plan ahead to right now, some to next year, some decades in advance and others to the next shoah

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>>961075
Would you like that in a slightly less ant-sized form?

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>>961236

>>956495
He obviously said that just for the halibut

>>957545
Do you know where you are?

>>957354
Reality is /pol/

>>961075
Fucking cockroaches.

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>>961266

>>959111
>Hey, same. I'm debating whether to start a family tradition by giving my first-born son my middle name, but this would require losing my virginity first

So basically the tradition will never happen...

>>959114
>paying 1000 bucks to be a hipster

>>960575
This one's unironically kind of cute. he just wants to be an egyptian anon c'mon

>>955945
That's actually a pretty good drawing of a Largw ALICE pack

>>956947
Hell, I think the'd do it for 1000 and a watermelon

>>956968
Nigga read himself some Fairbairn books.

One chapter describes on about 10 pages the way you should hold a stick to hit someone in the stomach.

>>956586
You think black people are more retarded than they actually are.

>>955938
I lol'd.

>>959114
Does that say it's made of duck?

>>963270
>Not knowing they had to change the definition of retard because most blacks qualified for that distinction

>>963530
I assume it has to do with IQ score, but source?

>>963530
I hate niggers as much as the next guy, but I'm really gonna need a source as well.

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>>963564
>>963579

I can't find what I read years ago, but pic related shows old IQ ranges with 90 indicating that you are dull. Blacks in the US average 85. You can't have a chart showing the typical black is dull and pretend everyone is the same so they changed they nigrified the language

>>963600
IQ is bullshit anyway, man

>can't even have a thread on /out/ without some retard sperging about how much he hates blacks

>>963860
To a point. If you aren't a dumb piece of shit you should manage over 100 just fine. That's why it's useful. If you cant even be bothered to try and do well on a test specifically designed to target your thinking centers then you are probably fucked and can't think as well as the rest of us. Most people have no trouble scoring over 100.

>>963865
IQ is not a good measure of intelligence though, it's outdated as fuck

>>963869
t. Self-identified Genius

>>963871
t. Confirmed actual genius if we go by the retarded IQ system
My IQ is 157

>>963873
t. Dumb nig or spic with sub 100 IQ

>>963869
You are a fuckface. Just ignore what I say and parrot what other little whiny faggots like you say, i'll be too busy ignoring subhuman filth with <100 I.Q.s to be bothered by your autistic screeching.

>>963600
>>963865
>>963893
IQ really is bullshit.
got tested, because i have an antisocial behavior disorder.
i clocked in at 142 and i still have difficulties understanding the basic differential maxwell equations.

>>963901
>IQ isn't real, fake news is real news, Bruce Jenner is a woman, mora knives are axes

You all deserve to die slow painful deaths

>>963917
I'm 32, my IQ is 145. I'm also a socially avoidant NEET who can't hold down a job once I've learned how to do it. I've actually never accomplished a single thing in my life because once the thrill of learning how it works wears off, I can't maintain the effort. I've got three nearly completed novels, several mobile games, walked most of the PCT and got a business off the ground before deciding to stop taking clients. I also speak rudimentary Spanish, Italian, French and Japanese, but nothing except English at a conversational level. IQ doesn't mean shit if you don't also have other necessary competencies.

>>956312
even in canada black people can't swim for some reason. it's true.

>>963923
>I've actually never accomplished a single thing in my life because once the thrill of learning how it works wears off
I can't handle this feel.

>>963923
>IQ doesn't mean shit if you don't also have other necessary competencies.
>Therefore IQ doesn't mean shit

Good argument. You sure convinced me.

>>963923
People with IQ 125-140 do better in life than those over140 socially and in employment. If your IQ is really 145 that means almost all of humanity is retarded in comparison to you

>>963930
I figure that it's better to acknowledge it than to blame my problems on others.

>>963932
Lacking the capacity to comprehend an argument doesn't mean that the argument is untrue.

>>963938
I used to believe that, and it made me arrogant.

Currently, I believe that there had always been a purpose for Aspies/HFAs, up until the industrial revolution. The drive to accumulate and share knowledge would have been extremely biologically useful; if you know how everything is built, crafted, grown and bred by one community, traveling and sharing that knowledge with another community could make you an extremely valuable asset. The rock star of the stone age, if you will. Of course with quick easy travel and then the internet, we no longer serve a purpose and the gene that causes this drive will slowly die out in favor of the gene that causes reddit reposters. Because just like the peacock, once a species' existence becomes so effortless that evolution is no longer driven by survival, natural selection becomes a matter of flamboyancy.

I am so happy to be able to enjoy life with my average intelligence.

>>964124
I actually do enjoy my life, despite the belief that as a sperg, I don't serve a purpose. I still enjoy traveling and sharing knowledge; the fact that it doesn't result in power or wealth isn't of much consequence to someone who can find joy in the acts themselves. But now, I'm getting more into my spiel that I use on /hg/, so I'll leave that for those who choose to visit that thread; shit's gotten too serious for a humor thread.

This thread has gone full assburgers.

/pol/ and /sci/ please get the fuck out

There is nothing humourous about this humor [sic] thread.

>>960277

You know, for when you're camping... at sea.

>>956237
>>956270
>>958042
What purpose do they serve?

>>960575

>hiding their faces from the cops

>>964395
Well you don't have to join the navy to pitch a tent at sea

>>963938
I'm retarded and I think the same thing.

>>960575
Is that Jerome's stand Kang Crimson?

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>>964578

>>963923
>"im an autist" the post
None of this disproves IQ

>>964400
Wubbalubba-DUBDUB!

Can't tell any lies like that, my black person.

>>964586
IQ can't be real because teacher says we are all equal

t. brainlet

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Post images, giganiggers.

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>>964718
what the fuuuuuugggg :DD

>>964399
They cover up the area between the end of your pants and top of your boots, so mud and other stuff dosen't get in them. They're super useful for moutain climbing and in snow.

>>960575

I'd totally watch Black Yu-Gi-Oh.

Though i guess most episodes would just be him walking around Japan wondering why no one wants to talk to him.

>>964849
That and getting stopped by police.
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/community/2017/01/22/our-lives/meet-man-gets-frisked-tokyo-police-five-times-year/

>>960236

This feels like something a reenactor would buy. They buy useless shit way overpriced all the godamn time.

>>964828
This is from a news story a few years back about a guy that got busted for trying to smuggle hummingbirds out of South America. Apparently there was enough of a hummingbird black market to make it worth his while.

>>958619
Iktf, my parents picked my name about 4 days after I was born. It was almost illegal to wait this long apparently. I had this baby name tag thing with written "baby [lastname]" on it.

>>965455
On my grandfather's birth certificate his name was listed as "baby boy [surname]." They always just called him Junior, but he never had an actual name until he was a teenager and needed a social security card to get a job. Having been called Jr, everyone told him to just take his father's name but he didn't like it so he picked his father's middle name.

>>957395
Pic related is why I bring a shotgun when camping

>>963923
>I'm also a socially avoidant NEET who can't hold down a job once I've learned how to do it. I've actually never accomplished a single thing in my life because once the thrill of learning how it works wears off, I can't maintain the effort.

Get out of my head :(

>>965177

Huh. That was an interesting read. Cheers.

>>965569
Are there lions where you camp?

>>965209
I would legit sooner believe that he has a fetish for hummingbirds rather than that story you just told me, anon.

>>964119
>Natural selection
>Flamboyancy
God you just gave me some depressing thoughts with your theory there. Is humanity going to suck a lot more before it gets better, or are we just going to take a nose dive into the fossil record?

>>964142
Link please.

>>964372
But this IS /pol and and /sci getting /out, you autistic nigger!

>>964718
Well, OBVIOUSLY.

Reading this thread is a reminder that niggers ruin everything they are involved in

>>964119
>Lacking the capacity to comprehend an argument doesn't mean that the argument is untrue
But anecdotal evidence doesnt make an argument.

>>965989
>The hummingbird smuggler
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2042474/Traveller-arrested-trying-smuggle-live-HUMMINGBIRDS-special-pouches-sewn-pants.html

Yeah, I know Daily Mail is a shit newspaper, so just Google "hummingbird smuggler" if you want other sources that reported it.

>>964718
where'd this fella get that many humbirds?

>>965455
>I had this baby name tag thing with written "baby [lastname]" on it.
fwiw that's standard practice, now, at least at the hospital i work at. girls are "bg last name" and boys are "bb last name". i don't know what they do to differentiate twins.

>>956275
>>956312
can confirm, in my navy bootcamp division all the black guys almost got rolled back in training because they could barely swim/had to be taught

>>959114
ONE THOUSAND D O L L A R Y D O O S

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anyone have the most recent version of that /out/ guy sitting in his camp looking at a computer, with all those /out/ memes and stuff scattered around?
I think it was based one a template kinda like pic related. I used to have it but lost most of my pictures when I switched computers,

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>>966642
not smiling

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>>966644
source méme

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>>966642
>>966644
thanks OP!

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>>966649
autumn version with compulsory smiling and warm drink

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>>966655
2comfy4me, have another twingo in return

>>955945
Anybody have any good wool poncho recommendations? Additionally, fur cloak recommendations (wool poncho for winter)?

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>>966657
after like 3+ years i finally got around to making a winter one. eh, could use some work but i ain't got time now

>>966668
Spring when?

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>>967753
soon anon

>>957353

>First Nations

Canadian confirmed. What city did you work in?

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>>967753
springtime incoming

>>967918
>open condom
Nice touch

>>967918
RIP moot indeed

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>>967918
Disregard disregard. Made a couple changes in the interest of embettering it

>>968366
Needs felled tree with a dozen broken Moras and baton next to it.

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>>968378
don't think that'll fit anon

order tons of gear. hardly ever go outside.

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>ctrl-f
>"hydranus"
>not found

>>955945
>my feet feel fine
sides, gone. possible somewhere in the Bighorn mtns by now.

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>>968382

>>958856
>Rangers said it was allowed but could not explain why they were permitted to put the forest in danger.

Because the rangers don't have the legal power to stop it, no other reason.

>>960236
>>961781
>>966629
Buy it from Britain. It's only 20 pounds.

>>957353
Another life guard, I watched two dudes from Congo look at the pool, jump in the deep end, and start drowning immediately after arriving. I wear shoes, and started taking them off as soon as they looked at the water without any sort of discretion in their eyes

Asians are also hit and miss. Swimming is like skiing. Asians and whites do it. The best are whites, but some Asians are a lot better than some whites.

>>957400
Haha Wollongong. I grew up near figteee. Hell hole

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>>968527
Ha I know some people from The Gong. Place is derelict.

There was a young man from The Gong.
Always stayed-in 'cause his dick was so long.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"That's why my breath is so strong."

>>968513
Rangers are federal law enforcement officers with a lot of power and they have their own ranger police force.

>>957492
>none of them know how to start a fire

bet this guy hasnt ever even fluffed cedar bark and driven a fire plough

>>957492
>American culture

I like to take the piss out of yanks as much as the next fellow but America has plenty of /out/ history and culture. You're spot on about the general useless nature of urbanites though.

>>959616
Dude you went full WE WUZ KANGZ...

Stop it and post /out/door humor.

>>968545
"federal" being the important word here.
The United States government has given certain rights to Indian reservations which limit their power to enforce laws and regulations there.

Basically, the Indians are in charge of enforcing the fire ban themselves.

>>968765
Does their authority extend past the reservation?

>>968366
you forgot baby spiders, hahahahahahaha

>>968545
Forest Service Rangers are primarily administrators. The half million acres that I worked on had one actual LEO.

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>>968923
ackchully i didn't but i figured posting a 3rd version ITT was a bit much

>>956245
I lost

>>956464
They have a cousin named LaTrine

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>>969217

>>969180
>>968366
>>967918
>>966668
>>966655
>tfw you grow plants for an entire year but they never make it past being sprouts

>>969252
Actually laughed

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>>958858
Top kek

>>966666

>>968879
Nope. And other law enforcement has a super hard time enforcing anything on reservations due to the confused mess of their legal status. It's a big part of why crime rates on reservations are so bad.

>>957434
>black people are more dense
heh

>>963869
>it's outdated as fuck
>outdated
Becasue humans evolved so much in last hundred years or it's because Jews don't want people pointing out that niggers are retarded?

>>963923
>I've got three nearly completed novels, several mobile games, walked most of the PCT and got a business off the ground before deciding to stop taking clients. I also speak rudimentary Spanish, Italian, French and Japanese, but nothing except English at a conversational level.

So... you're just socially retarded, that's fine.

>>969326
Reservations should be abolished altogether to be honest, they're outdated and don't do any good at all

>>969648
They don't help the injuns but keeping them on the res saves thousands of lives and aggravation for people who would have to deal with them everywhere, but spending billions to care for their every need gets tiresome

>>969252
seems to be the norm here in /out/ †bh

>>963869
>IQ is not a good measure of intelligence though

IQ is predictive as fuck and hasn't been replaced with anything better.
>muh EQ
High EQ correlates extremely well with high IQ.

The only reason they are telling you IQ is shit is because it's too big of a lie to claim there is no IQ difference between us and blacks. That's all it is. They're working from the conclusion that all races are equally intelligent and that primitive people have "different kinds of intelligence."

eg. They're genius level at throwing spears, beating partners, destroying their livers and raping children.

>>956275
Marine here.

Literally every black guy I know in the Marine corps fucking struggle through rudimentary swim qualification. I have nothing against them it's just weird is all.

>>969903
U.S. Coast Guard here

There was one black guy in my company during basic training and he was the only person that had to go through a remedial swim program where they start in the shallow end of the pool.

>>969923
>Coast Guard
>remedial swim program
ah fuck, that's just only half funny †bh

>>969882

>all races

And genders too shitlord

>>959896
Africa didn't advance, because it didn't need to. Necessity is the mother of invention.

>>956586
Then they spend their guberment monies and go to Europe as "refugees" and get more guberment monies.

Actually that's not a bad plan for basketball Americans.

>>956941
>>957349
But he's growing poison oak/ivy though, look.

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>>95715
>>957328
>>957344
>>957434
>>957539
>>958862

I thought nigs don't swim because they evolved in Africa with man eating crocodiles in every body of water. Those things are so fucking scary that it left a genetic instinctual fear of water. No one goes for a dip in the river in Africa, even on the hotest days. It's all about survival.

>>969648
Kek you are fucking retarded. Absolutely fucking retarded. Go outside.

>>970038
I live in New Mexico
Reservations are just breeding grounds for shitty people and corrupt governments

>>970039
So youd rather have all the shitty people live in your town instead? Or do you believe that as soon as theyre off the res theyre good folks? Fucking retarded anon. This is akin to saying trailer parks should be abolished and all the white trash daughter raping meth heads should be able to live in real homes.

>>958805
Underrated post

>>970043
Yeah they tried to do something like that in Chicago when they tore down the projects. Now just south of downtown is a bunch of nice condos, but the West Side is like Afghanistan and these formerly quiet suburbs like an hour outside of the city are now crime and gang ridden and the old residents and police have no idea how to handle it.

>>963923
Jesus, this me to a t.

>>970167
Who knew the internet would breed a generation of worthless autistic neets incapable of doing anything with their lives?

>>970181
I should say it was. I'm dragging myself out of uselessness, slowly but surely.

>>970031
Abos aren't that close to black people

>>970181
Most generations work their good years as slaves, only to retire into the dream of NEEThood. Most NEETs get the lead out after mommy and daddy die. It's harder to focus these days.

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>>969252
>tfw you try to grow veggies like you do every year but your new cat ate/trampled all the sprouts
I didn't know cats did that, I haven't had one since I was a kid.

>>970322
Yep, sure is so hard to better your situation. I mean, you live your life every day! Where can you find the time to take positive steps to move forward in your life?

>>963336
it's a name for a type of canvas like fabric

>>967918
kek is the baby owl supposed to have a sks?

>>970372
Yeah I guess so

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>>964718
comfy :)

>>966668
>bear
>in winter
needs work

>>964399
Where I'm from they're for walking through low brush and thistles. Keep stickers out of your socks if nothing else.

>>958856
>put the forest in danger.
Fires are necessary for a healthy forest. Traditionally, native folks used fire as a kind of forest management. The modern ones may or may not know the reason why they historically did it, but they're likely to be a lot better at not letting things get out of control than Joe Blow with his beer cooler. And it's a lot easier to distinguish between Joe and Puking Squaw than between him and a sc/out/ who also knows what he's doing.

>>959046
I don't really see the point of that though. If you're climbing on shit, it's better, and I guess on urban terrain it's fine. But if you're on rough terrain, whether it's brush or even just pine needles, it's not pleasant to walk on, and there's no advantage to it. Yes, you can go to the trouble of building up calluses to walk on it, but fucking why?

>>963336
Duck as in duck tape. It's a fabric.

>>966222
Set up a feeder, probably rigged some kind of net trap to grab them.

>>968879
>>969326
It can, actually. Depends on the treaty with that particular tribe. There was a court case a couple decades ago which established that that's the case with fishing rights, so even an idiot of a lawyer could extrapolate it to fire rights if it was challenged.

Swimming anecdote:

I'm not a good swimmer, but this summer I was working with kids with a summer camp, and needed to get my lifeguard training renewed. Now, I say I'm not a good swimmer, but I did dabble in competitive swimming in school, it's just that I hadn't swum in like a decade. So, I go to the pool for that shit. The other people there are kids on swim teams and polo teams and shit, so my old ass is half-drowning on the three minute tread water, while the polo players are just chilling and chatting. Wore out the first day. Doesn't help that it's fucking freezing, but anyway I'm looking like a fool and the least competent.

But it's a matter of perspective, because when I reported, lifeguard certification fresh in hand, for on-the-job training, it was the exact opposite. This was in the Atlantic, which is a warm as fuck ocean, especially compared to the winter pools of California like a month earlier. So I was one of two going in without a wetsuit (I don't care for them) and the other guy probably wouldn't have if I hadn't. And I wound up the fastest at the rescues compared to the other educators (who also had obtained lifeguarding certifications one way or another) despite being the old slow guy when renewing with polo kids.

There are no negroes in this story, but the point I'm getting to is that the general public can be absolutely fucking incompetent at skills that we think of as basic, perhaps because the people we usually see doing that shit is the people who're good at it.

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>>959616
>globalresearch.ca

GUIZ THESE ARE FACTZ

lmao what a dumbass

>>963860

>IQ is bullshit anyway, man

Only if you don't think spatial reasoning and logical processes are important. I mean, they're just the building blocks of human civilization.

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>>970489
anon bricks are the building blocks of human civilization

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>>970497

>>970489
Asians have higher average IQs but aren't as historically civilised as Europeans

>>970532
But they had civilizations, very old ones, and discovered many things.
In fact many things Europeans had that made them civilized was because of the Chinese

>>970568
They had substandard civilisations. They invented things like black powder and paper but never figured out how to put them to good use. They had no remarkable art, medicine, or atchitecture. No great global explorers. Despite age, inventiveness, and population, China was easily controlled by western powers and when Perry cracked open Japan in the 19th century they were essentially still in the bronze age but with some steel. They were still wearing leather armour and living in a feudal society when Europe was figuring out cars and photography.

Why are white dudes so socially retarded that they can't understand the purpose of a topic?
Is this what we get for pumping kids full of Adderall?

>>969218
That makes sense actually
If they have to come all the way out to your campsite to hang it from a branch

>>970475
Is it bad that I feel worse for the dog than the guy?

>>964718
b-but what happened to the birds? Are they okay?

>>971063
They're safe at home with lots of tasty nectar.

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Does this count?

>>971138
>buying bear the piss drinker grylls shit makes you a faggot
Yes.

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>>971138
Why doesn't he just use the hatchet?

>>971279

>expecting someone who buys BG shit to be logical

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>>956275

>DeKendrix was rescued by a passer-by

dammit

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>>964718

>>970473
Interesting story mate

>>971279
I can't belive this to be real, it's set up to well to have been.
>asks to be supported on every website they can
>I'm doing gods work
>"this is how you baton" and immediately breaking your knife
>his mother is filming and he acts like a man-child
>shows off the brand of knife

>>971353
I assumed those were fake subs made by someone here. If it's what's actually being said though it's obviously a different story.

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>>956245
this is in NZ. fucking normie slut made the news. the whole of /out/ folks in NZ had a big laugh.

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>>964578