Lads help me. I grill keeps saying that she wants to get into

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>>949535

>>949535
Table and stools? Sounds like you're going to turn a really simple hike into a struggle. Women aren't impressed by watching a guy struggle to do simple things.

The most you should carry is a light blanket. I'd also trade the bottle for a wine bag because broken glass sucks.

I wish you the best. And by best, I mean I hope you get laid and then realize that getting your dick wet isn't worth being told how to live for the rest of your life.

Take her on a short hike. Keep talking about your cock. Eventually whip it out. If she likes you you get a bj, if she doesn't like you drop the bitch. No sense wasting energy wooing because she already knows if she wants to swallow your seed

>>949583
This should work, if she's mentally retarded.

And if you're carrying a table and chairs, you must ne too. No doubt your children will be. One happy family of retards. I envy you.

>>949556
Is the groom Richard Spencer?

>>949535
>I grill keeps saying that she wants to get into mountaineering and climbing and I'm 95% sure
Honestly go on a date first and confirm she is interested otherwise:
>Spend couple of hour hiking to summit
>Get there and unfold equipment and present wine
>She isn't into you like that
>Now have to walk a few hours together in awkward hell
Sounds great.

>>949592
Why'd you have to do that? We could have had a wonderfully woeful greentext by this time next week and you ruined it.

>>949586
You motherfucker it's 2am and I'm laughing out loud like no one's business. Thank you you funny faggot.

>>949583
This seems a good way to be charged with rape.

>>949633
Her: Well, he was so pathetic that I felt bad and said yes. But I wanted to say no, so that was rape.
American Judge: Sounds right to me.

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>>949583
This sounds good. But make sure you go off the trail a mile or two before whipping it out. That way if she gets offended, you can just run off and leave her there. Better chance of her not telling all of your mutual friends what happened because she won't be found alive.

>>949634
Her: he started showing me his benis
Scandi judge: say no more senpai

You can laugh all you want but it's the only bj I got in 3 years, and also my only date

>>949648
Her: Somalian man just started putting benis inside of me
Swede Judge: He's a refugee, cut him some slack!

>>949620
Shit, what have i done.

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>>949631

>>949733
Her: He raped me and murdered and raped half my village.
Somali Judge: *Murders and rapes her and what's left of the village*

>>949535
She wants you to pay her to raise kids.

>>950030
Her: I stalked him and started begging for his roster but he said that doesn't like whores.
Female judge: You killing him was totally legitimate.

>>949535
poo in a loo