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How effective would a morningstar be for bear defense, or just

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How effective would a morningstar be for bear defense, or just for general protection while walking the park/taking a hike?
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>1d8/x2
you could do better. unless you want chase the trip feat chain.
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>>948999
That's a flail, not a morningstar.
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>>948999
>bear comes up
>spin it up
>bear charges
>swing macestar
>hit a tree
>get ploughed by bear
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>>948999
ITT:Autisim: the post
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>>948999
Not as effective as a Class IV UV laser.
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>>948999
>From the people that brought you bear mace.
>Introducing NEW bear flail.
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>>949134
ahahaha i finally get the joke
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>>949004
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>>948999
>Be bear
>Walking down my morning path, want to take a massive bear dump then go hunt some salmon in my bear river
>Hear rustling in the brush
>Brightly coloured chubby thing walks out and spots me
>Has some retarded looking stick and ball in his hands
>Speak in bear, tell him, "Hey buddy this is private property fuck off."
>Guy makes brown brown right there, can smell it
>He charges me swinging his retarded stick and ball around, trips on a rock, and caves his head in not even 5 feet away from me
>mfw I have a comfy afternoon munching on brightly coloured fat thing
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>>948999
I think you're taking "bear mace" too literally
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>>948999
well it's not the best weapon it is uniquely suited to strike behind shields do you expect bandits wielding shields and wearing plate armor attacking you?
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>>948999
Just get a pointy stick, you retard.
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>>948999
>morningstar be for bear defense

I would say a very very very very bad idea

Beyong large calibre handguns, shotguns with slugs, center fire rifles, sprays I often wonder why people don't use m80s to scare bears away or if you like a co2 banger.

t. Owns antique flail from france
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Can I use a morningstar to fend off trip fags?
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Anyone seen that video of a bear scalping some poor bastard at an indian zoo? Took one swipe, less than a second and the dude ragdolled. Bears are fucking terrifying, I'd carry a .45 and some bear spray if I was expecting to see bears. Going in melee is suicide.
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A spear is cheap and more effective.
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>>949540
I remember that, pretty funny
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>>949540
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>>949669
How does a jaguar get loose like that?

>Savages
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>>948999
If you were inclined to use medieval weaponry i'd use a halberd or a billhook
It allows you to keep your distance and if the bear gets on its hind legs then you can really do some damage
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>>949669
>>949669
Is he losing his toupee or did the lion take his scalp off?
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>>949812
>lion.

Wat.jpg
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>>948999
ask /k/ instead. They will probably have better answers.
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>>949689
that's a small leopard a jaguar has different head shape and much larger.
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>>949812
In what universe does that look like a lion you mongoloid?
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>>949669
dude i wanna fight bobcats with brass knuckles

fucking dope
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>>948999
Remove the spikes first so it won't hurt as bad when the bear shoves it up your ass.
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You're a retard. If you want a bear defence weapon you want a 12 gauge or a large calibre pistol. Failing that a knife for if it's mauling you.
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>>948999
If you actually needed to defend yourself from a charging bear, that would not help you in any way whatsoever.
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>>952863
Unless you wanted to hit yourself in the head with it to end your suffering quickly.
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>>950587
>>952568
>>>/an/
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>>952606
>knife
Yeah, that'll be a good match for a bear's reach and razor sharp claws
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>>948999
It would be about as effective as a toothpick.
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>>948999
Why would you, on general principle, mix it up in MELEE with a BEAR?
Do you feel you have to give him a fair go, instead of just shooting from a distance or hiding and avoiding?
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>>949215
>guy makes brown brown
fuckin kek
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>>948999
They are very hard to use effectively, and more importantly safely for what regards the user. I've had many duels with the real thing. Very dangerous to everyone involved.
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>>953368
you are supposed to use them in full plate lot less dangersouy to you then.
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>>949540
>45

Lmao the bear will just move out of the way
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