What would you do if you were the last man on earth?

>>945088
Grab my pack and walk down to the river, pick a house with a fireplace and chill. By spring I'd have to go grab some seeds to grow a few things. In between planting season and harvesting season I'd use the extra time to construct a monument to the loss of all humanity, well... except Trump; it was probably his fault anyway.

>>945088

For the first few months I would probably just wandering around trying to find the best alcohol to drink.

After I got bored with that I would start burning down a lot of buildings of people/organizations I didn't like.

Finally once I was bored with that I would start leaving clues and messages all over the country that would hopefully lead whatever alien civilization to a single point in my country. I would try to make it done sorry of really difficult and convoluted trail for them to follow that would take weeks or even months to follow. All messages would speak to finding the ultimate wealth of knowledge and power of our lost race.

Finally when they get to the end, all they'll find is a small room with an intricately crafted mural of me fucking their mother in the ass (I'll make sure to leave as much detail as possible to explain it to them) and they'll see my dead corpse in the corner flipping them the bird.

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>>945088
I would pack my van with as much canned food, water, and ammunition
(I would make stops around my local grocery store/gun store/ect) that it could carry, get enough gasoline, then drive southeast to Hoover Dam. I would make some stops along the way, for example, visit all the places I couldn't like ft Knox and military bases. Once I reach Hoover dam, I would have a month of electricity to set up aquapontics and solar panels (Im an electrical engineer) in a mansion of my choosing. I would hunt and fish in lake mead and the surrounding areas, and for water I would either get it from the Colorado river or rainwater collection. As the climate returned to normal because of no humans then I could live the rest of my life using the animals and water from the Colorado. I would make sure my house was upriver of the Colorado so when the dam collapses I wouldn't be glassed. Maybe in the future I would do something with biodiesel and stuff like that.

>>945088
To be frank, I would probably get depressed without people, and just do something like
>>945103

Of course I would do it my way. I would probably just visit places like a nuclear silo and find the presidents nuclear football before the power went off and have fun with that. Of course I'd shoot and drive tanks, blow up big fuel tanks like in video games, do illegal shit, c4 the statue if liberty and shoot every gun in existence and do other awesome shit till I died of my own stupidity or starvation

>>945088

I'd go and shit post about it on 4chan before the power goes out, servers go down.

Masturbate to extinction.

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>>945095

>>945088
Go to the nearest pharmacy and finally get all the pain medication i need for severe chronic Pain and the stupid fucking doctors refuse to prescribe because muh geeat war on drugs.
FUCK

>>945140
What, are you twelve? Make the stuff yourself.

>>945141
Sure, i'll just brew up my own percoset.
Im not a ficking chemist, even if i were it's probly not that easy

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>>945088
Start raiding pharmacies. They always have lots of good candy and snacks.

>>945148
How about cutting a hole in a flower? Think you could manage that one?

ride out the days in the backcountry of idaho with a furr coat and rifle, til the good lord lays me down to rest

>>945156
It's gonna take a minute to get to Sinaloa. Pharmacy is closer and fuck Asia.

>>945159
And yet poppies grow nearly everywhere, and seeds are readily available in every grocery store...

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>>945161
That will take a minute.

>>945164
As opposed to waiting for every other other human being on the planet to spontaneously vaporize? Yup, that's a good point.

I'd probably drive out west and find some rich fucker's abandoned mansion getaway somewhere secluded in the mountains of Utah, Colorado, or thereabouts. I'd acquire as many supplies as I could conceivably use in a lifetime, and find a van that runs on diesel (gas apparently is only good for a year, but diesel is basically good forever). I'd fortify my home into a castle of sorts and spend the rest of my days scouring the country for any other survivors on expeditions from my fortified stronghold while gardening, brewing, and studying while at home.

Earth Abides was so comfy

I'd probably travel America, with a bike or something. Truck for deserts and shit. Once I'm done with America Id load up a boat and go drifting on the sea.

Also I would take all the free panties I could ever have and jack off in them.

Dicktective my way to my hot coworkers house and jack off in her panties too

>>945140
someone seems salty

>>945302
Without the element of danger though it's much less exciting

>>945088
oh boy that used to be my dream.

Get a nice car, guns, ammo, food, etc.
First stop area 51, need to know whats going on there.

>>945320
>last human on earth
>run into escaped prisoners from area 51
>get anal probed for the rest of your life
i wouldn't

>>945331
I was thinkin about that. If all humans disappeared, what is left at Area 51?

I'm not really a tinfoil hat guy, but if I had to put my money on it, anything real crazy probably isn't at Area 51. With all the media exposure on that place, they would probably have the shit at Edwards or that place in Ohio or some other non-descript building in some suburb that is owned by a government contractor. Like where I used to live, we had a couple Northrop Grumman buildings in a small industrial area and they did some missile guidance and radar stuff there and you would never guess they do anything important there until you cut through their parking lot and get surrounded by security with some big guns.

I cry tears of joy because DRUMPF is finally dead.
#NotMyPresident

>>945088
Run around the most luxurious buildings naked and eventually end up stealing the most expensive clothing and equipment possible, burn shit down, steal a few guns and pretend to be a sniper in the city and just have a gay ol' time before i die of probably boredom, food probably wouldn't be much of an issue, there's plenty of canned stuff, i'd eat the fresh stuff first obviously, i know how to garden and process animals so food and water wouldn't be much of an issue. In all honesty i'd probably kill myself by doing some stupid stunt.

>>945088
>Let's say all nuclear plants shut down safely

That's not really the problem. The problem is all the spent fuel rod pools that are still cooling. They will boil off their water then ignite, spewing forth columns of radioactive smoke all over the USA and Europe.

Barring that, I'd probably do what I always do; Farming. I may try an uplift program with dolphins. I'd also try to encode as much information about humanity into long term storage mediums. Like laser etching the moon or engraving diamonds.

There's a place near me selling logging and farming equipment and they have a brand new Fendt 1050 Vario, i'd drive that bitch off a cliff then burn it or bomb it, i'd also try to toss a fancy Stihl MS880 off the steepest cliff i could find. And i'd go to the woods with an ax and crosscut saw and pretend i'm an old timey lumberjack and fell trees with ax and saw.

I would hoard a shitload of supplies and weapons, get a huge ass pickup truck and try to get some electricity flowing for when i might need it.
And boy am i gonna need it.
The next step is I would find a company that creates the most advanced sex dolls and other toys and raid they warehouses. I would spend the rest of my days watching porn and having fun with all that loot. In the meantime I would try to breed and tame some animals that could theoretically be tamed into sex slaves such as apes, dogs, goats..

N-no muslim

>>945403
What was that show called?

>>945422
>I would spend the rest of my days watching AnimalPlanet
ftfy....

>>945422
uhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>945088
>Sail to Japan
>Become the SexBot God Emperor.

>poop off of high buildings

>>945448
>What was that show called?

What show are you meaning?

>>945465
>What show are you meaning?
>The problem is all the spent fuel rod pools that are still cooling. They will boil off their water then ignite, spewing forth columns of radioactive smoke all over the USA and Europe.

I remember this from a TV show. I think it was called something like "if there were no humans" or "life after humanity" or some shit like that. Definitely psuedo-factual fantasy, so probably on "History" channel.

I miss the good old days when that didn't need quotes...

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>>945472
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aftermath:_Population_Zero

Regardless, the problem of spent nuclear fuel rod pools is some pretty disastrous stuff.

>>945490
>Population_Zero
I'm pretty sure that's it.

>the problem of spent nuclear fuel rod pools is some pretty disastrous stuff.
It sure is! I'm going to make myself some cocoa, grab a blanket put this on TV and relax into my own personal fantasy for a while.

Well, I think being the last person on earth would be very sad and lonely.

I am not sure how I would know I was the last, I would probably figure if I was saved, there would probably be others. I would probably spend my time searching for other people. At least during good weather. I would find a good place with lots of supplies and shelter to winter up.

I don't think I am going to need a huge stock pile of weapons if I am the last person. A few hunting weapons and a pile of ammo perhaps.

>>945314
a lifetime living with severe chronic pain the doctors refuse to treat will do that to you

>>945319
i feel you mah friend

>>945088
Shit off of tall buildings
Never wear clothing again unless it was too cold
Jack my dick sitting in the middle of the street
Fuck sex dolls and throw them off the roof
Plink at windows n shit
Put a brick on a cars pedal and crash it into a building
Burn buildings
Shit in ever toilet in the city - once each
Break into pharmacies and do a bunch of drugs
Power a house with a generator and play vidya until I decide to kill myself
Passionately rape ever animal at the zoo
I'd do whatever I want. I think anyone would take the opportunity to do all the depraved shit they want to do but could never ever in a million years do otherwise. When it's just you, alone, for decades, you start getting kinda weird

>>945088
How would I know that I was the last one? I mean logically, I would start looking for others after establishing a food source and shelter.

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>>946373

>>945778
http://www.sagewisdom.org/kratomguide.html