>Am I the only one who still uses an ETool? It seems to have

>>939194
>nonsensical "survival/prepper" gear.
>ETool

Are you trying to imply that these are separate, anon?

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>>939203
Absolutely I am.
The Etool has been essentially for long term wilderness survival, not to mention Standard Issue for every major conflict since before The Revolution

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The ETool is great. A multi purpose, light weight tool that doesnt take up much space. Theyre durable, and do some pretty important shit. I like having a trowel sized digging tool to acompany my ETool.

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>>939218
>ETool™
>™
Get it right. You don't want to end up in court like anon who was calling is Zune an iPod™.

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>fuck all posers

>>939194
What the fuck do I need a shovel for?
I'm not gardening in the mountains

You don't know shit about etools until you turn one from pointy, to flat and square from digging

The one I bought broke pretty damn quick and had poor reach. I'm just going to stick with a shovel, thanks

>>939194
Never used my etool for digging. But there is this profound sound of etool on human bone, that "thoud" sound wakes up something primal inside me. Makes me feel warm and cosy inside.

>>939268
>what's buikding a comfy pit
>what are dakota fire holes
>what's burying your shit

>>940145
>what's digging out that rock in the middle of your back
>what's burying the red ant hill next to the prime spot
>what's trenching around your tent
>what's fire safety

>>939268
>what's killing a snake
>what's killing my wife
>what's killing my kids
>what's digging a shallow grave
>what's hiding behind my back while talking to the cops
>what's digging another grave
>what's digging a new home in another state

>>940160
>what is intervention
>what is analysis

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>>940145
>what is LNT?
Keep your excavations in the sandbox and out of the backcountry

>>940167
>what is you're a cunt

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I love the new and improved 2017 Etool Deluxe™
>lightweight
>perfect size
>stylish
>better than the X1
>easily strapped
>more scratch resistant than previous model
>wifi enabled

Too many things to list in this single post.
I'm a satisfied customer, thinking about ordering another for back up. Its the prepper in me, just in case.

>>940299
>found the button on the asocial nutcase

>>940290
>hur dur, muh sacred dirt

Eat me. Fuck red ants and rain running under my tent. I'll trench when I want to.

>>940290
>don't do x or I'm going to get triggered

you can't tell me what do to on PUBLIC AREAS you fucking "muh speshul deert" hippie

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>>940311
>3-hole finger box

Etools are for "special" man-children and have not much use for regular camping, use trowel for your cat holes and thats about as much earthwork as is necessary for camping.
>next topic muh knifes for muh battoning.