where do you shit when /out/?

>>939103
My poop bags

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Squat behind a large rock and release the floodgates

in the woods or if its a park I usually hold it till their restrooms unless its night time.

>>939103
Always in the river

>>939103
bring a trowel
dig a hole
Squat
poop
wipe
bury
done.

>>939103
I stalk people. Watch them as they slowly walk along. I pick the vulnerable one and wait for just the right time.

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I'm an armchair outdoorsman so I've never shat in the woods. How do you shit if you can't do a proper flat footed/asian squat? Is it comfortable to shit doing a half upright squat like pic related?

Also do people generally carry toilet paper with them or are leaves comfortable and effective? If there are mosquitos or other flying insects in the area, do they fly toward your shit or your butthole?

in water sources that hikers get drinking water from.

>>939233
to wipe their ass for them ?

>>939251
It would be difficult and uncomfortable to poop like that. Toilet paper is obviously most comfortable but you'd have to pack it out (I do anyway). Alternatively, wet snow is the best because it's easy to clump and washes while it wipes, then comes smooth sticks/thick leaves, then smooth rocks (be gentle), and finally moss, which isn't really that clean but it gets the poop off your butt.
I haven't pooped in conditions with flies, but mosquitos. You can feel them land on your butt and it's uncomfortable. Personally I've always been really paranoid about deer ticks jumping on my butt and not being able to notice.

Hope that answers your questions. Peace.

inb4 geocache

>>939106
Lol I prefer to hang on a tree and let it rip

>>939103
In the middle of the trail like everyone else.

>>939251
I prefer reclining against a tree if I'm on the move or, if I'll be in a set location for several poops I'll tie a pole between two trees to sit on. As far as leaves go, it depends on the leaves; mullien is a favorite of mine.

>>939260
>wet snow is the best
literally wiping your ass with sharp ice crystals.
Enjoy your hemorrhoids.

>>939296
>this
When I was a kid there were some paper birches that I would climb to sit down on and shit from those soft branches in the air.

I was hiking in the High Country in Colorado maybe '78?

>REALLY had to pinch a loaf!
>came upon a mountain cabin
>nobody home
>outhouse
>PREFECT!
>locked
>DAMN
>poop on outhouse stoop

Who locks an outhouse?

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>>939103

>>939251
Dude work on your flexibility... it has a lot of benefits like injury prevention and you'll actually be able to move when you're a grey old man.

>>939264
Someone post it again please

I like to lay a turd next to obvious animal holes or pathways, claiming their territory as my own. Failing that, I like to shit on dog walking paths because dogs love to eat human shit.

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>>939781
But I can't carry a truck up the side of a mountain.

If you actually get /out/, you find that perv coyotes like to shit on flat rocks, in the middle of the trail.

Fucking perv coyotes.

>>939103
in your neck, after I cut your head off

>>939103
Some youtubers do "bushcraft" and build a "hut", thats where I poop.
It never gets old to watch their reaction on youtube, seeing my poop and the devastation I left behind.

>>939813
They are marking their territory
Bears shit right on the trail too
And rodents shit on the top of high rocks

>dig hole
>squat over hole
>poop in hole
>rip off shirt sleeve
>wipe ass with sleeve
>throw sleeve in hole
>bury your shame

>>939103
Designated shitting streams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8gDWCISN8A

In the woods like the pope.

>>941163
Excellent

>>939526
If you don't lock your outhouse, porcupines and racoons will get inside

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>>939103

>>939810
start with a baby truck and carry it up the mountain every day and before long you will be able to.

>>941504
>ck up the side of a mountain.
>>>941516 #
>and steal your shit