>Be me
>dirty stinky unemployeed vietnam POW w/ PTSD from torture
>kill many gooks in war (over 55)
>go out west too see my friend from army
>mum tells me he dead, from jungle poison cancer got during war
>say fuck it Im goin to hitchike my way to portland
>get picked up in small town Orogon by fatman sheriff
>just wan someting too eat but hes so rude drops me off other end of town n tells me to get lost
>nowimmad.jpg
>walk back intoo town just too prove a point n sheriff tingle arrests me
really not very fair but wate till u hear what comes next
get a haircut + new jacket ffs
>>937513
Isn't that Rambo
>>937486
>Sixty five years old, posting on the chinz.
Oh my gods, is this my life?
>>937593
>>937486
Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job
>>937486
im waiting fagboi
THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD
>>937486
I actually enjoyed this movie.
>>937697
most funny moment
>>937486
did they try to shave you? Happened to me once on a trip through Oregon. they're fanatical about facial hair over there.
>>937563
>be pacshent Im getting to /out/ related
>hauled off to jail
>everyones laughing at me
>except the weird redhaired guy hes alright I guess
>get sprayed with big hose to clean me off even though im sure they have showers
>they peep my sick 'nam scars
>all clean but they put me back in my old tank top and jeans for some reason??
>guy says I need a haircut and shave
>pulls out a stright razeor
>thehorror.wmv
>PTSD the fuck out n beat the shit out of an entire precint of cops.
>Steal some kids motorbike (sorry kid) n head for the hills
of corse thats not that last I heard of sherriff fat,man stay tuned four chapter 3
>>941798
waiting faggot
raven. come in raven.
>>940613
>kind of not...
Expand your sensitivity.
>>938163
NOT ME.
>most bestest
Except for mine scene.
Oh op, thanks for recycling this meme thread... YET ONE MORE TIME.