Can we get an /out/ humor thread?

>>935429
I used to have that same exact tent lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYFD18BwmJ4

>>935501
In a prison somewhere, that fat bastard is getting fucking up the ass by Christopher Knight.

a true classic
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3JodBR-vs

>>935510
>You can tell it's an Aspen too, 'cuz of the way it is.

Neat.

>>935517
i want neat-posting to return

>>935498
fucking trundlers I swear to god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNGh2GzIecU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtzN_ScKXY

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>>935547

>>935498
this still around?
always the best

Since we're sharing youtube stuff
How about one of our all time favourites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7xpZD0klnM
Also I didn't know leafy made a video on him. neat

>>935503
>this season on Alone

>>935640
ahh good old will kieth,

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>>935498
Now that's an /out/ classic!

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>>935970
this isn't funny :[

>>935972
this is beautiful and fucked-up at the same time

>>935970
A sharpened stick and some awareness should be enough

>>935974
>this isn't funny :[
No, it's hilarious.

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>>935498
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

>>935503
>Tactical boots, fatass, looking smoked while walking flat/downhill.

>>935974
It's a flood, how is that fucked up?

If there wasn't a road there they would be doing the exact same thing through the grass.

>>935972
>whatintarnation.jpg

>>935972
Saw Carp swimming across the road like this after our last flood, we were driving back and forth trying to hit as many as possible.

>>935508

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ex-scouts-leaders-who-knocked-over-ancient-rock-get-probation-n56596

>>936538
this... isn't funny. not even a damn month in jail??

>>935501
I hoped that rock would crush at least one of those retards. Better so, crush ones leg and trap him so the other two would leave for help and then forget where they left him.

>>935547
I'd need one to climb for my sides

>>935640
Is he retarded or is just his brain filled by fat cysts? can't tell

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>>935407

>>935972
that's some snaggle-toothed road-ass lookin salmon. goddamn

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>>935407

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>>936603

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>>936606

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>>936607

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>>936609

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ia376QKMHM

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>>936611
classic

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>>936615

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>>936619

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>>936620

>>936603
>my feet feel fine

That fucking got me.

>>936603
>my feet feel fine
heh

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>>936622
technically /k/ but...

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>>936627

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>>936628

>>936629
all i got on this comp folx

>>936629
yes, khaleesi

>>935970
more like this please

>>936859
^
People being rekt by sheep is fun.

>>936620
I can already guess what kind of tobacco the designer was smoking when designing this

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>>936873
Likely some shitty research chemical. Even with weed, dude either would have designed something about half as shitty or given up 45min into the project.

>>936620
>"blade"
omfg kek

>>936629
this is why you have aids

>>936603
Are wool ponchos comfortable? They definitely look comfortable.

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>>936601
Fucken hell m8
Underrated

>>937610
Was wondering about this too.
Though i'd want one that doesn't look autistic, if that's at all possible

>>937723
Yeah that seems to be a thing, might try a wool pullover/hoodie? I've been wanting to get on that wooltrain. Got some nice wool socks and I love em. But a poncho looks kinda goofy.

>>935510
fuck i forgot about this

>>935982
:(

>>936629
i like how she's wearing gloves in the first pic, like none of this was planned. like this was supposed to go down like a normal kill and one thing led to another
>starts off worried about contamination
>ends up burrowing her naked body into the thing's chest cavity like a reverse xenomorph
those trickles down the back of her legs though.
whyboner.jpg

>>937790
Honestly it's not the most handy thing. Wool is shit when it's dirty or wet, and since it's a poncho it's hard to wear a top layer over it. Still, if its dry and cold it seems comfy, especially for covering that gap between your pants and shit when you sit down

>>935972
>babe, come over
>i cant, im returning to spawn
>my parents are home

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>>936615
>masturbates using moths

>>935640
>that one bottle actually saying "diet"

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>>935498

>>935972
>fucken saved!

>>936522

God you're dumb.

>>935982
what’s going on here?

anyone have a link to that video with a fat guy who's making a crappy ass shelter with sticks and some thin plastic? -looks sort of similar to fat swordsman

>>935972
god dammit Safari why wont you support webms

>>938004
>>my parents are home
atleast you tried

>>937839
>whyboner.jpg
because primordially you are aroused by a female and a fresh kill. like you should be

>>938357
The raccoon has a block of salt or sugar and, as raccoons do when they find hard food, dunks it in water to try and soften it up a little. Works a little too well.

>>938357
its cotton candy or candy floss.

>>935972
Probably WA

>>938361
it was the fat swordsman, using his theoretical skillz.

>>937610

Theyre the bees knees. I ordered mine from alpacamall.com and it was at my door in 2 days.

>>936522
>haha we kill animals for fun so funny lel xDDDD

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>>936609

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>>936615
>>936619
>>936627
>>936628

Wall-of-text is never funny.

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>>940661

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>>940676

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>>940678

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>>940679

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>>940680

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>>940683

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>>940684

>>940684
stop it with these normie memes

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>>940687

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>>940690

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>>940692

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>>936629
she's hot as fuck and that body is amazing but what the actual fuck, what has to happen in someones childhood to do this

>>940700
that's one hell of a shelter

>>940700
This is how I imagine Bushcrafter

>>940700
voltrons weapons bird

>>940700
>time to unpack muh canvas ruck and git out muh axe n jerk off.

>>940661
neither are these

>smells new in here

>>940692
Fuck me this is hilarious

>>935407
A man goes to see his therapist to complain about reoccurring nightmares.
"Some nights" He says "I dream that I'm a teepee. Other nights I dream that I'm an A-Frame. What's it mean, doctor?"
The therapist replies: "Isn't it obvious? You're two tents."

>>940692
but hes not wearing the fucking bandanna. Little fucker is gonna die

>>940698
my team

>>941065
HAH. nice.

>>936615
the off topic fag at the top

>it seems to be a sidewalk

everetime

>>936611
i lold. hard.

>>935429
I see loss

>>940692
>REI
shit tier girl desu

>>938006
Tell me more

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>>935429
Can someone explain to me WTF is going on in that picture?
I'm used to tents and stuff erected by drunk people (festivals, see >>935407), but I cannot decipher what happened here.
Is it two tents "mixed"?

>>940692
>tiny little machete

>>936003
>>936859
back to /b/eginners board, edgemasters

>>941065
teepee or a wigwam....
get it right cracker...

"You've got to stop masturbating"
"why?"
"because I'm trying to examine you"

https://youtu.be/EAqB0iL1ZVI

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>>941365
but a wigwam isn't a type of tent whereas an a-frame can be

>>940700
>when you are so fat, you are your own tent

>>940700
plz tell me this guy has a survival channel or something

would watch

>>936606
source?

>>940700
>AverageSurvivalist.webm

>>935972
why does the carp cross the road? discuss!

>>936563
old white men thinking they know whats best. what else is new. goddamn whitetrash hicks.

>>942122

Will Keith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ7ppJdYE_k

>>936615
Fucking gold

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got some pics i wanna share

>>942756
Is there any backstory to that? Because if there isn't, it is not funny.
>>942758
Isn't that more a /k/ or /v/ thing?

Some old pasta.

The best way to kill a bear is with your dick.

It's not the easiest way, or the most efficient way.
It's not really the most practical way, or even the most successful way.
Using your dick to kill a bear is however the best way.

Statistically you have a very low chance of killing a bear with your dick.
I'm going to say most others who have tried have a less than 1% success rate.
It's possible, but you really have to be committed.

Ask my friend Greg about it.

Back in 2001 Greg was walking through Glacier National Park.
It was a cool fall day, and Greg was thinking about the time in high school he fingerbanged Amanda Smurkowski
in the back seat of his 1997 Grand Am.
Naturally he had a raging boner just thinking about it.
He rounds a corner and there's a Grizzly, about 10 yards away.
He stop, raises his arms and makes some noise, like you're supposed to.
The grizzly takes one look at him, notices his dick is pitching a pretty impressive tent, and immediately charges.
Little did Greg know grizzly bears are not supposed to be looked at in the eye while you have a hard on.
Greg has seconds to react, fortunately since it's 2001, those Adidas tear away pants are still in style.
He rips off the pants so now his man meat is out, ready for the attack.
Just as the bear reaches him, he lunges at the bear dick first.

One thing you have to remember about ole Amanda Smurkowski
is she was captain of the cheerleaders squad with a body as tight as an 8 year old Amish girl.
So Greg's dick was not just hard, it was maybe just hard enough to take down a grizzly.
Greg took this chance.
As the bear lowered it's head, and Greg pounced cock first, his wedding vegetable struck the bear right in the eye,
and with one good sausage push penetrated into the bears skull, hitting the brain, and killing the grizzly instantly.
Greg skull fucked a bear to death essentially. The group of children that watched were terrified, yet relieved.

>>938336
>snow has 5+ comfort
Not too sure about that