Cringe Tool Thread

Why do people even bother? If it doesn't have Leatherman stamped on the side, you don't need it.

>>934805
What's a matter op, don't wanna eat with the same tool you tighten greasy bolts with?

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>tfw i have never received a gift

>>934805
>imblied imblications you don't want to open a beer and eat some cereal while you tighten bolts

Who is even tightening bolts innawoods? Shit, I bike to the woods and have no use for this. Let alone the savagery of clipping your utensils to the outside of your pack.

>>934819

I used to carry a titanium spork, but it's so shit to carry after its dirty and you cant clean it I just drink from recipients or stab food with a stick

Knife is the only thing one needs

>>934820

I do the same. I even get away with eating rice and beans with makeshifts spoons (like a big stick cut straight at the end).

>>934805
To think they discontinued the amazing Sampson's KISS and then proceded to make this crap. CRKT can go suck a toad.

>>934853

CRKT historically discontinues popular items happily.

They also have different manufacturing plants spitting out much different quality items.

The saving grace is their items are priced reasonably if you buy a Taiwan produced item. Their china plant can suck a shit... they should close it down.

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>>934816
Why didn't you do /out/ secret Santa!?!

Pic very related!

>>934805
they should just make a spork with a bottle opener end. id totally use that...

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>>934898
Yee!

>>934805
lol i got that same exact thing op. i think its kind of cool, beats the stackable knife/fork/spoon thing i used in scouts.

>>934805
>op, the tool you would cringe at is mine

Luck favors you, fag.

I admit I bought one of those when into that bug out bag meme.

>>934972
haha, sporklord

>>934820
How are sporks even real nigga just use chopsticks and throw them into the fire after you're done

>>935139
>chopsticks
Pretty much this.

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>>935139
>>935167
I use choppastik for freakin everything (well, lots of freakin stuff at least - try them for popcorn and you'll never go back!) but my choppastik are made of steel. No need to throw them innafire anyway.

>>934898
/out/ secret Santa is fine when you're inna country where Amazon ships to fairly cheap.

No one is going to pay $99 shipping to send a $20 item to Australia

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>>935187
$10 item anon

>>935169
Steel ruin food flavour. That's just one thing good about chinks chopsticks

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>>935189
They're stainless steel anon, which isn't absoliutely perfect but they it's non-reactive (unlike carbon steel, iron, copper, etc). Although I agree that melamine and wood chopsticks impart no flavor at all, steel is what I got.

>>935189

What are all of your knives and forks made out of Anon...? When you're in your parents house, what do they cook your food in?

>>935188
Conversion rate around christmas was 1.41 to our 1.

>>935189
kys

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http://www.sogknives.com/macv-tool.html

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http://www.budk.com/M48-Tactical-Shovel-Entrenchment-Tool-with-Axe-Blade-Sheath-26346

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AV13uD85MU

>shovel with holes in it

>>934820
>>934850
Chopsticks yall

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http://www.budk.com/Amazon-Jungle-Survival-Knife-Sheath-18810

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF1VhbPzQTA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydW46dPfnF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcgbr4eBU8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdhDRYNhnwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA7a32_eXmE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jh5gtts_rs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14FXK4aRwAs

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.

>>935169
I can use two twigs or 'carve' them out of the firewood.

>>935210
You can use that as a strainer for your pasta.

>>935238
Now THAT is cool!

>>935247

I guess cool is the new term for gay. You must be very cool, the coolest person in this entire thread I bet.

>>935262
>You must be very cool, the coolest person in this entire thread I bet.
Nah, that's me.

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>>935247

I have it. It's memetastically mediocre.

I like this one better, if you're into goofy axes.

>>935262
I'd be cool for you, snookums.

>>935278
Now THAT is cool!

>>935210
>not making the 6 holes as 6 different bolt keys
>why?

>>935218
desu tho handle storage is goat

>>935489
I kinda agree with that. Anyone still make one of these that doesn't suck giant donkey dick though? The last one I saw had a shitty back serration and the blade was only attached to the handle by three little weld points.

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>>934805
bloody thing weighs as much as a mora companion, is useless. but its camo so the bad guys wont spot it in my wallet.

>>935567
Camo gear that lives in your wallet?
So the only time it's hard to find is when you drop it?

However,
>cellphone stand
That's where I lost it.

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>>935210
>mocking the WJQ-308

someone form an isoltion belt around this poster

>>935645
>>>935210
Is this that magical chink shovel that cuts, digs, gives blowjobs & sends rockets to space?
https://youtu.be/b60OZhrTB6o

>>935792
Yes, but they tend to blow up before they even leave the launchpad. Cheap Chinese junk. The blowjobs seem to get good reviews though.

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Stumbled upon this today. Would never buy.

https://sunburysupplyco.com/collections/winter-gear/products/lifeguard-10-in-1-emergency-pocket-survival-kit-with-flint-compass-light-etc

>>935822
lol, compasses... for all those professional cartographers out there helping make Google earth maps.

What else does it do?

>>935825
Has a hygrometer lol

>>935832
...
Tell me you're joking.
...
So for all twelve people who aren't meteorologists and know how to use that, they can tell if a storm's a'comin'?

>>934898

I did, and I got fucking nothing.

>>935822
Just bought one to test it out. Gonna but a review on my YT channel

>>936163
Well at least you aren't bitter

>>936174
Well, I'm aware that this is shameless self-promotion, but I'll go ahead and ask anyway... What your channel, Anon?

>>936181
Nah I don't give that out on the chan. Just do a search of the tool and you might find me.

>>936237
Fair enough. I'm not going on youtube right now though. Last time I did, I watched random shit for six hours and couldn't remember what I was trying to look up in the first place.

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>>935205
I hate SOG so much

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a kind anon got me the Coghlan's 12-in-1 scissors for sectret santa. and although they aren't total cringe (shit works fine) some of the things they count toward that 12 is ridiculous. In terms of worthwhile useability I'll call them maybe 4-in-1

>>935188
still $99 in postage

>>935567
A ruler big enough for your penis!
:>)

>>936320

Why is Victorinox so expensive? For $60 you're getting less than what Leatherman offers.

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http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php/840036-1911-Combat-Survivor-%28Professional-pictures%29

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>>935512

There are a lot of hollow handle knives, but many are "limited edition" so they're very expensive.

http://www.arizonacustomknives.com/search.aspx?q=hollow

http://www.arizonacustomknives.com/search.aspx?q=hidden

>>936592
Muh heritage and not made in China. I'm sure they have a good warranty too.

>>936163
Same bra

>>935210
>>935205
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

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>>936648
I originally wanted to get in on that, but as soon as I saw the "Amazon Wishlist" bullshit I dipped the fuck out. That was a terrible setup mainly because of what happened to you and the other anon, but also because Secret Santa gifts are supposed to be a suprise and not "buy me this even though I'm a poorfag and not spending money on anybody else".

We had 7 people in the fishing Secret Santa and it worked out really well because we did it the right way.

>>936654

You should try river snorkeling, this guy has found hundreds of lures in a day.

https://youtu.be/UZHDwemAZ-k?t=1m20s

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https://www.swissarmy.com/us/en/Products/Swiss-Army-Knives/Medium-Pocket-Knives/Swiss-Champ/p/1.6795.XAVT

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http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/jhil/?srp=8

>>936163
>>936648


next year try the one where you give your email address to that dude on the google doc.

he pretty much made sure everyone was paired and got something.

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Something like pic related, but looks more like a classic SAK.

It has a (pretty dull) knife, fork, spoon and two bottle openers (for caps and for corks).

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http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ivrn/?srp=99

>$50 bottle opener

>>934805

lol, I got one of these about 6 years ago. I just donated it. I didn't use it once.

>>934805
I actually have the longer version in my toiletry bag for traveling. I can't tell you how many times it's saved me in a hotel room when I order delivery from some place and don't get plasticware with it.

Would never use it outdoors though.

>>935191
>>935189
He's correct. If you've ever used eating utensils that are made out of real silver you instantly notice that the stainless steel stuff is tainting your perception of the food it delivers to you.

>>935205
WTF even is this?

>>937030
Well I don't have a silver spoon m8

https://youtu.be/40JmEj0_aVM

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>>934805
I got one of these hand chainsaws as a gift once. Meme tool.

>>935169
Ok but you realize the forest is made of sticks right? Its not a hassle throwing them in the fire and getting new ones instead of cleaning your metal ones. Plus that 1g weight penalty bud

>>935278
Neat

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>>937051
But they were a gift and I like them

>>936597
>how can we make this more autistic
>lava camo sheath

>>936592

Switzerland forgot to intentionally devalue their currency 2 years ago, caused the Swiss Franc to shoot up in value.

>>936696
Fuck you thats cool as fuck

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I want one

>>937062
>I like them


and when it comes to gear thats really all that matters.

>>934805
It's not that it's ridiculously heavy - it really isn't. It's that there is no handle and instead there's a bunch of useless wrench sockets. Try eating a dehydrated meal out of a bag with that thing.

>>935169
>metal "outdoors" chopsticks
The problem here is that these products are usually much more expensive than metal rods have any business being and they are also more likely to chip your tooth than some reusable lacquered wood chopsticks you can get from a Chinese food supply store.

>>934820
>it's so shit to carry after its dirty and you cant clean it
After I finish eating with mine I just suck on it until most of the food residue is gone and then wipe it off on my pants or shirt or something. Titanium spork for life.

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>>937477
>tobacco pipe

>>935169
rofl you sharpen two twigs why even bother bringing chopsticks when you can make them in 2 seconds?

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http://www.ems.com/zootility-tools-pocketmonkey-multitool/1308950.html#sz=24&start=25

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>>937636
>metal "outdoors" chopsticks
no bruv these were bought by a friend in china, it was a set of 10 and it was practically free. i'm a big sushi and noodle guy and i have a few pairs of chopsticks already so he gave me a pair. my other ones are either novelty chopsticks or really nice old ones like pic related that i wouldn't bring out innabush. so i use the metal pair. this is really not a big deal.

>>936597
not even a gun 0/10

>>936683

Not gonna lie this looks fun as hell

>fighting and helping catfish underwater

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>>936700
That tool is autism right of the charts. Too thick plastic handle, short detachable flimsy spoon and fork, wont detach in half for easier cutting. I got this one instead and I liked it so much I got another one for my GF

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>>934805
My girlfriends mom got my pick related for christmas last year. It's pretty much a tube that turns into a grill.

By far the worst piece of equipment I've ever used. A pain in the ass to set up correctly (takes about 15-30 minutes), not enough room to have a fire under it but not close enough to the ground to really cook with the embers. Extremely flimsy, totally useless weight at 560g, I hated using this meme. 0/10 would not recommend this or anything similar. Just use a rock.

>>935139
>>935211

No wood in the mountain

>>935210
I really thought this was extremely well done parody.
Do people unironically buy these with the intention of
using them /out/?
Or is this just some bullshit fat neckbeards and edgy 14yo
hang on their walls?

>>938309

They're bought as gifts from people who don't actually hike/camp.

>25 in 1 tool, of course anon would love that!!

>>938090
>not even a gun 0/10
>Not even afraid of being outside.
ftfy

>>938309
They're gag gifts so people can back-handedly show you that they think what you do is the same tacky bullshit they saw on Youtube that one time, you know they guy who was zombie-prepping.

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>>938695
I, um... Yeah. I win.

I do kinda want to buy one of these just so I can make a batoning video with it though...

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Can't light cigars..

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>>935210
>a true sc/out/!

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>>935210
>>941083
>perfect for muh tactical B.O.B.
It's where the preppers from /r9k/ do all their shopping.

Look at all the 5-star reviews though. Nobody who leaves their basement has actually bought one of these things and used it.

>>934805
>shit
>gifts
>ridiculously heavy
>1.5oz/42.5grams

So what you're saying is someone cares enough about you that they go out of their way to get gifts related to an interest that is important to you: but you are furious that they do not understand how autistic you are about minimizing carry weight? I think you might be a cunt, m8.

>>941102
Says the guy going out of his way to make strangers feel bad.

>>941109
Are you fuckin kidding

>>941136
Why else would I be on 4Chan? For the serious discussion with intelligent people?

>>938697
yea but I heard some countries outlaw that knife for cruelty or something. it looks memetic af but it's actually like the new tripoint bayonet

>>935210
No bayonet lug or tacticool rail. 0/10

>>936249
ADD much?

>>936683
so jelly

>>941070
I was going to get one of those, even if just for sealing cord and lighting small things

>>935822
I did get one from a geocache. Not sure if it's broken, the hygrometer always says 20 - 45 %.
the compass easily has a deviation of 20°, depending on the angle you are holding it. (if you lay it flat, it wont work at all because the airbubble is pressing it against the glass.
tiny rape whistle is heard like 10meters.
can't even do coke on the mirror...
the strap is prone to fail.

>>941070
couldn't you just cut the tip of the cigar at an angle and light the tip ?

>>941228
>>941741

Yeah it's good for cigs and joints. Can light some smaller cigars with it. Not really practical, but is hella cool. I bought one to do a review from the same site as the shitty hygrometer

>>941741
then you get an uneven burn and thats bad.

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>>935233
> $1000 canvas tent

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>>935238
> yfw you forgot the zip-ties
> and the pliers to tighten them

>>942396
>hatchet_jack.jpg
holly schidt anon I totally forgot about this until now, fucking nostalgia blast from the past

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>>934805

Going out on a limb, but this thing.

>all the tools besides pliers sucks
>the most useful tool, the knife, doubly sucks and you should have at least two other good knives before this
>most of the other tools are useless and a waste of space and weight

Come at me nookas

>>941083
what did they do to that man's face

>>942539
I love the rebar. I'd say it's my fav out multitools, for pocketable comfort and price.

>>935205
that really jangled my jamblies

>>935218
harbor freight has something similar for like 9 bux
kinda want to try batoning with it

>>936597
kinda cool desu

>>942539
What's the context? (EDC, ect) Are you talking about multi-tools in general?

>>937049
i have a version of this that has whats basically a scrollsaw blade instead of the chainsaw chain
works pretty well for smaller stuff, and probably way lighter than that one
i've seen versions that are 2 scrollsaw blades twisted around eachother too

>>942561

For EDC and BoB or Camping/Hiking.

>>941083
>this guy has fingerless gloves and dirt on his face!
>better listen to what he has to say

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>>941727
>1" section of a hacksaw blade

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someone gave me this 2 christmases ago
features:
>532g (with the batteries)
>tactical olive drab
>decent flashlight
>can/bottle opener
>bit driver with flat/phillips/star bits
>flimsy pliers
>SAK knockoff blade
>corkscrew
>compass that is always off because of close proximity to ferrous metal
i feel bad for not liking it. The person who bought it for me obviously thought "anon would love this for outdoorsy stuff" but my watch already has a compass and i EDC a leatherman and flashlight. i think i told her some story about how it helped me on a hike once

>>942574
anybody else find it remarkable that anon's name actually is "anon"?

also one thing (pretty much the only thing) i learned from my dad is to keep all that stuff. he was a mechanic so his old aunts etc were always giving him absolute shite k-mart tool kits and stuff. it's never going to be your trusted tool, but it ends-up being useful for a million non-critical jobs and activities over the years.

>>942563
>BoB or Camping/Hiking
As a dedicated cutter it's obviously pants on head retarded for these roles. (Folding/blade profile, edge, thickness, ect)

The other tools aren't very useful because you're not at home/work/urban environment where the tools are most useful.

>EDC
Don't see the problem here. Most people can get away with the cutting ability of a utility blade for EDC so any blade from a decent multitool is going to more than sufficient.

The usefulness of the other tools obviously depends on your lifestyle or occupation. If you frequently use tools in general they can be useful because they may not be perfect but they can be good enough to get a job done without having to retrieve the right tools for the job. In this sense they are a time saver and can save quite a bit of time depending on your profession or hobbies.

If you don't find yourself using tools that often multitools will certainly be not be worth the price/bulk/weight.

>>942576
I EDC a better version of everything that does except the bit driver and corkscrew
it's sat in my closet since that christmas until i dug it out for this thread

>>935169
You can also use chopsticks to eat messy chips.

I can never go back.

>>943209
This m8. This m8's got it right and this m8 is my m8.

>>942574
Non outdoors people don't seem to understand that its better to have a dedicated item for each job.

>>942562
I'd imagine something without such ridiculously aggressive teeth (literally meant for a chainsaw) would work far better but even still I'd just take a regular buck saw and deal with the awkward size.

>>935489
>>935512

I got one of the cheap Schrade all metal ones and it hasn't let me down

>>937064
yep, you'll never find that if you drop it when innavolcano.
I kinda want one.

>>944166

If I was to carry a knife that small, I'd just carry a damn folder. Knife that small, I don't see myself abusing it enough to ever need it to be full tang or any thing

>>944174
it's just the end of the blank from which they cut the knives, they just didn't want to waste the piece. they instead made this useless piece of shit.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4eG6yZ_jkc

http://www.kopisdesigns.com/products/

>$90
>$200

WHO IS PAYING FOR THESE?

>>934805

kek

i have one of those stupid things. in my own defense i bought it ironically.

>>934898
I did it. No one bought me shit for 2 years running. Had a mix of cheap stuff and expensive. Nada. I'm not bitter... just saying really.

>>941109
>Says the guy going out of his way to make strangers feel bad.

You should feel bad about being a cunt and you should apply social pressure to people for being cunts. That is how civilization works.

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>>944457
So they're just box cutters?

I paid $10 for my Stanley folding box cutter and that thing is still goin strong after 3 years of everyday use.

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>>944833
I think my favorite is the "Wing Nut Wrench"

Hey, buy this $200 tool to tighten wing nuts! Something that was designed to be tightened with your fingers!

>>944457
450lb tactiautists

>>944457
Does this thing look dangerous to anyone else? I can't imagine using this frequently without slicing your hand up.

My pops falls into every cool gadget. Bought me this tool for cutting off the tops of stove fuel canisters and propane so you could collapse them. Shit cost 15 bucks. Could have got some para cord for that.

>>944851
Nah it's safe bro. It's made of titanium and super steels.

>>934805
I got one of this
actually aside for not long enough as a spoon to scoop things inside a narrow area
i can't complain at all

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Tactical spork

>>936597
Cool idea, shitty execution aesthetically
Tokarev knife was cool though

>>945203
Somewhere, there's a cop that will use this as an excuse to arrest you for concealing a weapon.

>>945801
>and then you eat him

Checkmate fascist.

>>937473
Ditto bra!

May the forth be wiff you.

>>945203
i want one for 6 bucks

>>936696
>>937473
>>945816
>4" x 3"
I was wondering how big it was until I read more. That's pretty big. I'm not a Star Wars guy, but if the thing was an eyeglasses care kit and a bit smaller, it would be cool to keep in your car or desk at work.

>>935233
this fuckin hurts anon

>>945196

So basically what your saying is that it's crap at its intended primary use? Tell me you didn't actually pay for it..

Shitty spork as used by a cuck;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsEqg_kwHGQ

Definitely worth the money over a normal spoon guys...

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>>935792
The music was so awe-inspiring, but I fucking lost it at shielding
I couldn't breathe through my keks, seeing him legit try to fend off an attack from a stick had me in stitches
how the fuck do they get sparkling cider and ham as rations?
why is that fucking video 17 fucking minutes long?
I have so many questions
truly, it must be a magic shovel
[spoiler]I suppose they might be able to use it effectively in a fight if they shot a rocket at their feet first, though[/spoiler]

>>941070
>not getting a fire maker than can run indefinitely off solar power

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>>938202
>>937791
>>936703
>>936696
>>936695
>>935567
>Mfw people unironically buy this shit

>>935238
>Go to hit something
>Axehead turns 360 degrees around stick and flies away

post more meme gear

>>947970
Just look between your legs.

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>>938697
you dummy, this type of knife makes a wound that can never close and has it's uses it's just not for bushfaggots

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>>948019
>can never close
never? never ever? really.

>>948019
>2017
>knives as weapons

>any year
>watching family guy

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>>934805
>tfw my brother and I bought two of these for shits and giggles after finding out REI is just another Dick's

I'll admit the metric wrenches are the dumbest shit on this (who the fuck is tightening metric screws in the fucking woods?), but how is 1.5 ounces heavy in any way, even when ultralighting?

>>934805
I got a couple of the three dollar ones at Walmart. They're cheap, better than nothing, and really, if you're freaking out over 1-2 grams, you're just a fucking twat.

so is this thread basically "things /k/ actually believes"

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I never head into the woods without my Cold Steel inc. Steven Seagal Signature Edition® Katana™ ©2017

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is this meme gear?

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Snib Snab ::DDDDD

>>948512
Why ask that?

Dis it a lighter?

Doed it light?

How is a lighter that lights a meme?

So many questions about this questionable post.

>>948522
That's dank tbqhwy

>>948525
But truely what makes meme gear, meme gear

>>948050
Free spoons dude

>>948522
What is this and where do I get it.

>>935567
lol I have one of those. I've used the can opener and bottle many times, but I usually forget it exists.

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>>948570
NOW THAT was fucking philosophical, dood!

Thank you!

Seriously, my grandson gave me a hammer/plyer/knife/screwdriver multitool that is truely shiterific!

>I love it!

I have never used it, but it resides in a place of honor on my memegear rack.

Yes, pic related.

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>>948606
its out of stock :(
https://www.rolostore.com/kikkerland-brand/animal-multi-tool-crab

heres something similar
https://kikkerland.com/products/animal-multi-tool

>>948634
>grandson

nigger what. how old are you?

>>948770
thats the cutest thing ive seen in years

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>>948634
nice rack!

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would it be a meme to carry this opinel as my pocket knife? would /out/ bully me?

>>949065
I RECOGNIZE THAT LADYBUG

You're Danish, aren't you?

>>949074
what does it mean

>>948047
REI at least has a better in store selection of actual outdoosry stuff than Dicks, and some higher quality stuff. Ducks carries walmart tier shit at REI prices

>>948823
Not even that anon, but I'm in my 40's. There are old people here, I guess it's time to freak out?

>>949212
I think /out/saves the hysteria for femanon posters. That's when the children start really freaking!

>>949212
I certainly know that there are a lot of old people roaming this site. That people say they have kids doesn't surprise me at all, but grandkids? Then my interest is sparked and i'm keen to know how old the poster actually is

>>949217
I probably shouldn't mention that I'm a woman in my 40's then. Heh.

>>949220
Technically, step-grandkids. But my step-granddaughter has a son, so, "technically", I'm a great-grandpaw @ 54.

>>949228
OMG! A WOMAN!!!!! MGTOW!!!

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>>949074
aaarrrgh you cought me!
>based Naturgalleriet

>>949358
>A Superb Gift
That is the perfect motto for shit like this. Because nobody who actually knows what they want would ever buy it.

Although that doesn't look terrible for it's intended purpose. A machete would work just fine though.

>>949359
i thought those where good? i saw someone guys in Alaska using them

>>941070
but you can light a cigarette with like 80 mph winds with this thing. works ridiculously well as a windproof lighter. whines like a motherfucker when it's being used though

>>949228
got knocked up at 14 huh? how did that work out for you

>>949377
>cigarettes
anon pls, smoking cigarettes is gross af. just quit already

>>942552
Would be kind of funny if it held up better than one that cost more...

>>945801
Just about every pig in the country will shoot you for having a sharpened pencil. This thing would probably earn them a medal.

>>947279
That does make me wonder why I don't have a lenses of some kind in my bag. Hell since in stuck in the "sunshine state" it seems so damned obvious...

Thank you.

>>948634
>grandson

do they have internet at the nursing home ?

>>949903
>canteens cringe worthy
lol, /out/ is bullshit

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>>934805
1. I always asked myself how bad you will cut yourself while you eat your overheated trekkingfood with it.

2. crkt

>>935233
>dat weight

>>949903
You are a silly sod.

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>>950075
>>950177
in other words, would you say .. i have ... triggerd you? :^)

>>950182
Not the same fellow. Not triggered either, friend.

Just that declaring canteens cringy, alongside a 10 kilo tent, is rather silly.

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>>944824
too small

>>949903
>>950075
enjoy your aluminium

>>950193
Not all canteen cups are aluminium, friendo.

>>950193

i love the alu hating fags

there was a SUGGESTED link, not proven SUGGESTED...

if you ate from alu plates and cooked in alu pots and pans .... ( and i'll be you use alu foil to cook with sushine) every meal for 25 year i might agree but when in al reality you use a set of camping pans and a mug made from alu for possibly 30 meals a year you can get fucked with your reach.

it's just another industry ploy to boost sales of other stuff. stainless or Ti fags are all over it

>>935191
>>935189
All of my utensils are made out of mother of pearl for this reason.

>>950359
>my utensils are made out of mother of pearl
and i would call you a douche bag. get /out/

>>950382
Mother of pearl is very light weight. Perfect for packing, or any other use. My entire kitchen is stocked with nothing but mother of pearl. Enjoy your food that tastes like metal though!

>>950359
>>950396
Post pics. I'm a simpleton who eats with stainless steel and I'm genuinely curious.

>>950029
>>950403
You really are an idiot.

Really.

>>950427
So are you uploading the pics now?

>>950396
mother of pearl is fucking retarded and if I saw a camper eating with that shit I'd call him out for being such a flaming faggot. decent stainless utensils have no taste. maybe you should stop buying shit at hobby lobby or the dollar store.

and if all else fails eat with wood or bamboo.

Jesus Chrst /out/ is worse than /k/

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>>934805
found the most cringe gear on the planet

>>950454
>/out/ is worse than /k/
you make some good points anon but let's not say things we don't mean

>>950455
But what's the pack weight on that set?

>>950459
dunno, it cracks easily though

>>950460
Doesn't matter to thru-hikers. Those idiots would use paper backpacks if you told them it would save them a quarter of a gram. I'm trying to start a business here.

>>950464
then Im gunna shut up about it, good luck to you

>>950455
Are they durable at all?

Dishwasher safe? Microwave safe? Pls be microwave safe.

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>>950467

>>950472
You really are an idiot.

Really.

>>950487
That doesn't help.

I'm just sick of non-microwave safe stuff. Like you know when you microwave some mac n cheese? The inside will still be cold so you gotta stir it, and then when you go to pop it back in for another minute, you got this cheesy fork that you don't know what to do with. I wish I could just leave it in the dish of mac while I nuke it. Maybe those things are just for me.

But if they aren't dishwasher safe, fuck it.

>>950494
No. I neither use microwaves nor eat plastic pasta.

Also, it wasn't meant to help. Idiot.

>>950497
>plastic pasta
They make that now? What's your favorite flavor? I might try that out when I finally finish off this fuckton of Chicken Parm and angel hair pasta I got in my fridge. Every fucking time I reheat some, I don't know what to do with the fork and sauce ends up all over the countertop or I go through like 4 forks.

>>950498
What particular mental disability causes you to masochistically go out of your way to appear completely ignorant to the world around you for the sole purpose of getting the negative attention of complete strangers over the internet? And what caused this desire to be berated? One can only speculate that frequent molestation and physical violence from your sole rolemodel would cause this reaction.

While I am curious, I don't actually care. No one actually cares, and no one ever will care about someone who can only get gratification from masochism.

>>950507
You really don't eat pasta, do you? That red sauce is such a bitch to clean off the counter and stuff if you miss a spot and it dries.

No more (You)s
I'm done with the masochistic attention-seeking.

>>949358
This actually looks pretty useful, it's just a machete with a scythe. Would probably be real good for trail maintenance, clearing bamboo or saplings.

>>950454
sounds like something left a bad taste in your mouth. probably your utensils, huh?

>>950494
Whoa whoa whoa. Do you even know what metallic ions you are introducing into your diet like that?

>>950511
I try to keep the sauce on my pasta. I find it works better that way.

>>950472
MoP is dishwasher safe, i'm not sure about microwave safe, i've never tried it.

>>950498
>I don't know what to do with the fork and sauce ends up all over the countertop or I go through like 4 forks.
holy shit, just put it in your mouth you sperg

>>950574
>>950575
>>950579
>>950582
What have you done? Now it'll reply, and we'll have to put up with its masochistic attention-seeking bullshit.

>>949228
I am a guy in his forties. Six feet, 210, Army vet 707 Napa County: What's up?

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>>950464
>2017
>Still carrying woven backpacks
>not embracing paperpack masterrace ultralight thruhiking

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>>950579
Cool senpai

>>950575
I agree. But you know, microwaves are shitty. If you just throw the whole thing in for 3min, the sauce on the outside is burning hot and the pasta gets all dry, and the middle of the dish is barely even warm. So I nuke for 1:30, stir, and put it in for another 1:30.

Unfortunately after that stir, I'm always challenged as to where I put that saucy fork for the next 90 seconds. I aint tryin to just hold it. If I leave it in the dish, the microwave doesn't like it. If I set it in the sink, there's likely to be a dirty dish in there and I don't want it touching that shit. So I set it on the counter and sauce ends up errywhere. It's terrible.

>>950582
Of course! But it needs to reach eatin temps first. For that to happen, it's gotta go in the microwave.

>>950652
>>950583
Hey bby

>>951033
Looks like the hats from Ed Debevic's

>>951039
whats the weight profile on that beanie in your pic? does it wick moisture? looks great for filling with power gel and just letting it seep int your brain so you dont lose time eating.

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>>951048
That shit don't matter. They are lighter than the hat you have on now and you can use them as an SOS signal!

This is /out/.

Weight Savings > Functionality

>>947253
It's fucking awesome dude. Mine hasn't broke in 4 years of mediocre use. I highly recommend one

>>936320
How much is the MUT? Bought one years ago its memetastic
>>936592
Can we not go there, just once? (BTW SAK will always be best)

>>948570
A meme tool is a tool which (1) costs more, or (2) is less effective, than another tool that performs the same function, or (3) introduces unnecessary complications or frills.

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>>951387
>>951387
Is this bottle opener a meme tool? It is $400 US if that helps.

The custom knife world devolved into this sort of idiocy several years ago, which is one of the reasons I can't stand most of the people involved in it. At some point it veered away from being about aesthetically pleasing highly capable knives into infatuation with scary looking useless junk made of titanium.

Pic related.

>>950652
>The thirst is real.

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>>935233
>weighs 20 pounds

>>951178
I thought those MUTs were something like $120, maybe a little less. They are nice but bulky to keep in your pocket all day. I think those ones are made to carry along with your AR-15.

>>951670
something that adobs cant be wrong.

>>934811
lol leatherman

use those pliers a lot in the woods?

>>951802
i bring pliers into the woods. they're really helpful sometimes. I don't take a leatherman though, cause i hate multitools, but what's so bad about 2oz pliers?

>>951039
I am kicking back waiting for the storm to get started.