comfy /out/ist thread

>>926800
A brand new blowjob?

>>926800
Getting home for the first time and stretching for the first time while you crawl into your bed at your parents house after service your first and last tour in Afghanistan.

being out in the cold, ice, and snow all day and then changing into dry socks and pants before crawling into your warm sleebin bag at lantern light is pretty fuckin cozy.

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Going out on a long hike then coming home and washing your cast iron skillet in warm soapy water. Nothing beats that.

>>926988
https://youtu.be/guGFz8mgDY4

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>>926988
i bet you're a blast at parties

>>926800
Sunshine after 5 days of rain/sleet in close to freezing temps.

>>926804
FPBP

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>>927006
When I go to parties I carry a bag with an impact driver and torque wrench and check the lug nuts of my friends cars. Some people think that's odd but for some reason I can't walk past a car and check.

>>927017
.............uhhhhhhh you don't live alone
d-do you

>>927017
Looks like some kind of harbor freight torque wrench, guarantee it's not very accurate. If you cared about your friends you would use quality tools.

>>927037
even if this may be true I don't think you're gonna torque him out of it anon

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>>927038

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>>927037
Sears Craftsman. It was a set but the label pealed off.

>>927039
kek

>>927039
I don't think you'll make an impact on his behavior.

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>>927051
christ, that was gut wrenching anon

>>927053
I think we have stripped OP's thread.

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>>927054
socket to me anon we're driving it right off the cliff!

>>927054
It's better hammering it back onto track.

>>927058
We have to lug it all the way to the top first.

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>>927061
i would but it's getting late and i have to bolt

>>927062
but that's nuts

>>927065
Sleep tight.

darn tough socks from vermont are like sex on your feet

>>926988
>cast iron skillet
>soapy water
I hope you re-oil and temper your skillet in the oven after that. Because rust.

I don't wash my skillet, I just clean it out while it's still warm with a wooden spoon then use a lightly oiled cloth to scrub it.

>>927147
>bait and you, by anon
Now available on Amazon.

>>926800
two pairs.
>>926804
homo

>>926800
Im a barefoot if at all possible.

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>>927090
thanks anon. had a quick jack and rim before bed.

>>927514
Sounds tiresome.

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>>927517
well I tread carefully

>>927518
I see, don't want to chance a burnout.

>>926988
this has to be b8