High wind warning? Time to go innawoods

>>925571
Cool story bro.

>>925571
...did you atleast jerk off or eat some mushrooms?

>>925610
to much shrapnel flying around.

>>925711
You jerked off to much shrapnel?

I'm impressed, personally any shrapnel is too much for me to jerk off to.

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OP this is dangerous as african fuck. Falling limbs and debris is a lot more hazardous than people think. Shit'll fuck you up.

This board is retarded. You are all faggots. Go in the woods and kill yourselfs

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>>926262
but I don't want to kill myselve

>>926262
I keep trying but I put to many points in survival.

>>926264
this, I maxed out durability, I'm so weak and slow

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>>926134
I'm pretty fast.

>>925571

The woods are the worst place to be with high winds.

Falling branches are arguably the most dangerous thing when /out/ when wind is around.

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>>925571
You know OP, they put out warnings like this for a reason: to keep people like you from getting hurt. They're not like medals to rack up or something equally brain-dead.

the fucking news is hyping the storm in california so hard

"this atmospheric river is a torrential cyclone vortex. state of panic gripping state"

looooool

>>926836
>muh media betrayed meeeeez
of course dood
they always blow it out their ass
fear sells

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>>926836
>>926846
You should always get your weather forecasts directly from the NWS. They don't have money to make by spreading fear and panic.

>>926862
always noaa
>always

>>926869
In the US, obviously. Anywhere else use whatever is your particular government weather agency. All the commercial weather companies basically rip everything off from them and repackage it.

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>>926871
obviously
correct

>>926874
What the fuck am I looking at here?

>>925571

I loved wunderground until they sold out to the weather channel. I still use it but it makes me feel like a tool.

>>926875
tagger/maintenance man warfare

>>926878
Oh.

I used to entertain myself by carrying around a spray bottle of denatured alcohol with acetone and spraying the little bits of pen graffiti students left around campus, which would cause the ink to run into pretty patterns. The maintenance people were fine with it, because they would have liked to do basically the same thing, if not for workplace VOC regulations.

They do make graffiti-resistant paint though.

>>926879
that's actually pretty fucking funny
wish i had someone with your humor in hs

i wonder how long these types of paints last

>>926889
No, that was in my freshman year of uni. In HS they're so paranoid about stuff that if I had carried a spray bottle of anything, I probably would have gotten tackled to the ground by the school's police officer.

>>926893
where the hell did you go to hs????

>>926900
America.

Not gonna go into blogshit, but my brother actually later ended up actually being tackled by the police in the same school, for *sleeping in class*.

Welcome to our wonderful country.

>>926903
wtf
do they just shoot you if you have to take a piss

>>926908
No, but get this: they don't even allow you to carry your own epi pen in school. They are all kept at the nurse's office. Which would probably suck grizzly balls if you had an anaphylactic reaction on the other side of the building.

>>926912
did they ever say why they did this?

>>926903
Yeah I'm sure sleeping was all he did to warrant that
Fucking dumbass tripfag

>>926913
Theoretically there's a procedure to be authorized to carry certain medications, but it's only ever given for inhalers. Epi-pens they said could be used as a weapon, and are therefore not allowed.

>>926917
No, that's literally it. He was asleep and didn't hear the officer's commands, so the cop thought he was "giving him attitude" and shoved him up against a wall. He later was forced to apologize and was removed from the school position.

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>>926816
>people like you from getting hurt.
Do you wear a helmet when you go outside?

>>926920
a weapon?
you had to have gone to a school in a blue state

>>926922
No, but I don't play tiddlywinks in the middle of oncoming traffic either.
>>926923
Yes, we call it, "The People's Republic of New Jersey".

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>>926925
>New Jersey
i'm sorry
worse than i thought

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>>926937

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>>926862
>They don't have money to make by spreading fear and panic.

>>926967
Seriously, when was the last time you even heard about the funding levels for NOAA?

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I went back but followed the trail higher up. The red ribbons were from me because I kinda made the trail during last spring. Kinda neat that almost every downed tree fell on my trail.

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>>927567
Lots of the trees just snapped but most were uprooted

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>>927568
Good thing about this is what are the odds that a tree would fall at the same place. probably the safest trail around now.

>>925571
>the news told me to not go outside
>I went outside
>the stuff they said would happen did happen

Better make a thread about it