Imagine you would be set out in the wild, a few hundred miles

>>925422
one extra large dragon dildo

lets call a few hundred miles 250 miles for sake of argument?

Minimal Equipment i would expect.

1 x boots
1 x trousers with waterproof overs in pack.
1 x shirt
1 x jumper
1 x jacket
1 x waterproof overjacket
1 x 40L backpack
1 x tarp
1 x Bivy Bag
1 x aluminum Pot for cooking
1 x spork/spoon
1 x toilet paper roll *have shits minimal*
1 x disinfectant spray or foam
1 x baby wipes
1 x cum rag
1 x towel
1 x sun lotion
1 x gps
1 x mountain bike
1 x bike pump
1 x 50 tonne crate of mac n cheese
1 x 50,000 Litres of water
1 x lifestraw

1 x Knife
1 x sleeping bag
1 x bike wheel repair kit
1 x powdered milk
1 x phone
1 x map of country you're in.

>>925422
>a few hundred miles away
shoes
water
a pocket knife could come handy but optional

>>925434
>cum rag
... you mean the one you wipe bear cum off your face with?

>>925426
one?
wow you must be a bushcraft pro.
I'd need at least five or ten.

>>925447
>making the bear cum on your face

filthy casual

cum rag stands for
Condensation Unwanted Moisture Rag.

>>925434
>>925437
electronical devices don't feel under bare essentials

>>925426
this on the other hand...

Adequate clothing for the coldest temperatures of the season.

Rain gear.

Compass and map.

Good-ass hiking boots.

Lifestraw.

Some kind of fire starting implement.

Knife.

Obviously, if you break an ankle or get lost, it's GG no re

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one potato sack

Nothing. The rescue fellas will bring your body back for free

Minimal items to make it back to civilization eh? An actual desire. Although, I doubt I would make it back, because if I got dumped 250 miles from humans I think I would rather stay there.

>>925422

>Clothing 2 sets
>my katana for hunting and protection
>tarp
>sleeping bag
>one plate
>one knife
>one firestarter
>one pot
>my iron waterflask

Pretty much all I need

>>925545
>katana
>iron water flask

Kek. The only way you're getting back to civilization is if the rangers find your body.

>>925545
Experienced hunter here, hunting with a sword isnt really a thing. Not saying its impossible. Just saying getting that close to a deer is incredibly stupid. Them bitches can kick.

>>925548
>The only way you're getting back to civilization is if the rangers find your body.

That would be you if I ever see you /out/.

>>925631

I am trained in hunting with my katana. I fall into the wilderness and barely breath. When an animal is going down their path I use my katana to slice them from head to asshole. One slice and they will never kick again .

weather appropriate clothing

a method of procuring and storing potable water (water filter, boil and bottle etc)

food that could be supplemented with forage depending on environment

axe, (fire starting gear is light and useful but not a bare necessity)

some kind of tent is nice as well but not necessarily a bare necessity

>>925765
>food
250 miles dude, that's a weeks leisurely stroll.
you don't need much food except for comfort.
you need water, a lot of water depending on weather. it's the single greatest limiting factor aside clothing, if you don't have adequate clothing you will not make the miles.

food is your very last priority after comfy sleep and a nice cum rag.

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>>925753
>if I ever see you out

>>925548
whats so bad about an iron water flask?

>>926147
Nothing, fags are afraid of Alzheimersim.

>>926147
Water + iron = rust. Enjoy drinking the equivalent of Mars' crust.