Salvation Of A Pumpkin

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When I found this pumpkin, he and his orange brethren had been smashed, cut up, and left for dead in a rocky creek by a bunch of teenagers. As I passed the creek and saw the carnage, I went down to search for survivors. My younger brother found him lying there and was about to smash him when I stopped him, saving the scarred vegetable's life, or at least, delaying the inevitable. I wrapped him in a jacket to keep him warm on the trip home. I drew a face on him to allow him vision, speech, and smell. He was hungry for vengeance. His injuries were too great, however, and he started to rot and grow fungus. I knew it was too late for him, but there was only one last thing I could try. I grabbed him and took him outside, cut his head open, and harvested his seeds just 10 minutes ago. I want your advice on how to grow these seeds, with your help I could resurrect him in a new, healthier form. If I succeed I will keep everyone updated on the growth.