Female urination devices : Yay or nay

Your last shill thread was deleted, what makes you think this one will be any different? I guess at least this one doesn't read like an actual advert so you might get away with it.

>>894781
I've never understood these. What do you do with the piss coated device after using it?

>>894822
Rinse it with half a cup of water from your canteen? What do you think?

>>894823
Why would anyone opt for this tedious mess over squatting?

>>894822
throw both the ziplog bag you peed into and this into the river when you are done

Friendly reminder that this is a MGTOW board

>>894822
wash it in a mountain stream

>>894837
mostly the cold and inconvenience i guess, my gf always complains how easy i have it just whip it out and let it fly and she has to pull off her pants and squat in an uncomfortable position where unknown plants and whatnot touch her ass and the aim is not exactly rocket science so you can apparently wet your pants too.

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>>894781
Nah cause I want my girl to squat over me naked and pee on me

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>>894781
Walk up to a tree, take your pants off (or not if ur good), bend at the waist and knees and piss. GIT GUD.

You can also, sit over a log, but that's for shittin' better.

Check out pissrags. Its a rag you tie to the BOTTOM of your pack and you wipe ur nasty hatchet wound with it cuz you pissed all over yourself. Be sure to wash that shit on occasion.

Everyone has been pissing outside for millenia, even back when we wuz missing links and shit. You don't need an AS SEEN ON TV product to help you with this. You got this homegirl

>>894781
Which end gets inserted inside the vagina?

>>894781
Can I buy used ones from any place at all? please answer.

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fucking why?

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>>895239
Piss fetish is best engaged in the shower or places it is easy to clean up in. Not inna woods.

>>895255
you think girls piss from the vagina?

>>894852
Just go get a suck buddy bro, move out to the woods, and mouth fuck each other already bro. That's the only way you will escape women. 99% of the internet is porn. My other 52 tabs are all porn, majority with creampie filled vagoos.

>>895367
Yea? Where else would they pee?

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from their butss

>>895429
generally from their peehole

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>>895432
>>895435
>>895429
>>895367

>>894781
Girlfriend got one a while back after we went on hiking trip and she kept either falling over while squatting or having flora brush against her butt. She tried out innabathroom before going out with it. She did not like it. I don't remember the specifics of why she didn't. When I see her tonight I'll ask if she would recommend it at all and why she didn't like it.

>>894781
Why are women so universally bad at literally everything?

They can't even figure out how to piss in the woods

>>895738
They can, this is just so they don't have to drop trow in front of people and can just walk up to a tree or bush.

Also, I think I can use it to fill my flask?

>>895419
what did he mean by this?

>>895429
girls have a urethra that is separate from their vagina, dude. It's not the same tract like with men. If you stuck a penis in a girl's urethra, it would fucking hurt.

of all the videos i've seen of grills using these, I think every single one found them awkward and inconvenient

just have the females pack tissues and squat

>>894781
Ye olde sheenis

>>895903
>it would fucking hurt
You also run the risk of making a pee babby

>>895887
I dont think even he knows.

>>896283
is that how asians are made?
makes sense cuz blacks are made in the butt

>>895668
>When I see her tonight I'll ask if she would recommend it at all and why she didn't like it.

thanks for the update, Dan. Let me know how it goes.

-Jeff

>>895903
Thus doesn't sound right. Have you ever seen a vaginas

I am having a hard time invisioning how the heck this attaches to the vagina.
Does it hold on by suction?
Does the vagoo have to be shaved?
Is there a part that slips over the balls?
How exactly does this thing work?

You can make a more discreet one out of a funnel or modified medicine spoon

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>>894781
My gf uses one when we're camping, specifically so she doesnt have to completely undress when getting up and out at night. seems to work well

>>894781
Won't your pussy get drenched in piss?

>>896462
tell me what country produce uneducated clueless fucks like you?

>>894781
Women suck at /out/ related stuff

>>895000
Women sucks, period.

1. Pull down your pants
2. Lean against a tree on a slope
3. Make sure your pants/legs are far apart enough
4. release

>>896602
Whichever one you're from :^)

>>896626
Not for me, though. I always try to get them to do it, I even ask nicely but they always refuse or insult me or call the cops.

>>894781
I have one, it's okay. I only carry it when it's freezing outside so I don't have to pull my pants and long johns down and risk getting pee on them. It's also convenient for bringing to places where you might have to use a porta-potty, especially for shorter women who can't squat over the nasty seat without touching it.

It's not really worth it unless it's cold outside, I just find somewhere without really tall plants and squat there if it's spring-fall.

>>895000
>my gf


ree

>>895668
Apparently hers wasn't a name brand "she wee". The shape of the one she used didn't match up to her very well and was a bit messy. Especially towards the end of the flow when there wasn't as much coming out and it kinda dribbled out the end. She still says that it could be worth it if you find one that better matches your shape.

Looks like a smart device. I'm male, and even I think it could be useful.

>>897468
Aaaand the cuck of the year award goes to.....

>>897260
so these are not even flexible? the fuck?
if you made them out of silicone they would match any shape.

>>897468
cuck.

>>898842
> silicone
> gadget
> vagina

I see where you're going and you may be on to something...

>>897468

Cuckle huckle buckle

>>895419
Have you managed to find Japanese female on White male creampie porn? I'm looking on behalf of a friend.

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there are a ton of STP devices for sale but imo it's better to just make one. medicine spoon is a classic, most people can use it with some practice. pic related, I made it.

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>>894781
hammockers wet dream

>>900177
Ew that would get so dirty
Girls are gross

>>900209
I rinse it afterwards and wash it with soap when I get back home. It's piss, not shit.

>>895000
they just have to spread their lips and apply pressure to their urethra so it shoots away from them

I don't see what's so hard about that if you understand basic anatomy

>>895668
>dating a sedentary whore raised with chairs in her home
Truly sickening.

>>900177
Why don't you fix your squat form instead you filthy fucking WHORE

>>900382
I can squat fine, I just like to pee standing up.

>>894781
Which end do you pee into?

>>900177
Which end do you insert into your vagoo?

>>894823
>waste what vital amount of water you have
>to clean a granny-potty tool

no thanks, she's pissing outside in the cold with her pants down. or squat in a bucket for fuck's sake if you really have to

>>900445
obviously the plastic narrow end rather than pissing into a funnel device, right?

>>900445
you don't pee out of the vagina. the urethra is a separate hole. i pee into the spoon end.

>>900451
don't think you need drinking water for that purpose anon any stream will do.

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>>900514
So where are your balls in all of this?

Thing is if you squat (I usually lean against a tree), it splashes everywhere. My boots and lower pant legs get splattered with piss. You also have to undress a fair bit too.

I don't use one because I don't want to haul it and waste water cleaning it, but it is probably better than having piss covered boots all the time. Depends on your priorities. I actually bought one for pissing into bottles when the bathroom is being hogged.

>>895668
>she kept either falling over

I piss outdoors even drunk and never fell over. Weak pansy detected. Slavsquat more. Japs do it, slavs do it.

>japsquatting to chill and play with plants I find
>people always ask if I'm pissing/shitting even though I clearly have pants on

Being american is suffering.

i just bought a shewee today for my construction job

fucking game changer

first time using it in the shower, didn't spill a drop

now i'm pounding coffees so i can try it again

love it

I am worried that the majority of posters are role-playing neckbears.

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>>900705
how

>>897049
le EPIK TROLE XD im so edgie XD

>>900705
> this is what I worry about

>>900727
>>900705
I am also worried that no one here has seen this season of Southpark.
What has happened to America?

women are fucking gross

what a bunch of disgusting creatures

>>900807
>jelly

>>898842
Amazingly enough, that's what all the name brand ones are made out of...

>>900931
some are rigid

i prefer the rigid ones

this thread = 40k keks

>>900948
That's what she said

>>894781
spreading the labia minora and putting slight pressure to the top and to the sides of the urethra will allow for a clean stream.

There is nothing wrong with squatting.

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>>894822
Boil it along with your diva cup.

>>900245
I have a pic of this on my laptop. I'd post it but...

>>895903
Funny story.
My mom is a nurse and one of her patients thought she was barren. Turns out she was getting fugged in her pee hole which explained the catheter issue kek.

>>896468
It's not a robo-vag 9001 attachment. It's a damn funnel.

>>904513
>>904513
do they have one that is a also a robovag?

>>894822
blast it with more piss

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>>894852
possible homersexual

>>897191
>especially for shorter women who can't squat over the nasty seat without touching it.

The reason why the seat is nasty is because women squat on the toilet seat and spray it.

>>900685

Just wear a long skirt.

>>905046
You need to google MGTOW

>>905057
you need to kys

>>905042
The only correct answer desu

>>894781
>A much easier and voncenient solution for outdoors peeing

Have to clean it out in nearest spring after you use it everytime.

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>>894852

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>>898842

Jesus women were a fucking mistake.

>>896602
you bit the bait so fucking hard dude

>>897468
For what purpose?
>>897510
>>898845
>>898901
Why does that make him a cuck?

>>900177
huh, that's actually really clever, and much more compact than every other lady-piss prosthesis I've seen talking about.

>>900209
>Girls are gross
well yeah, vaginas are pretty fucking disgusting when you actually consider their regular "cycles" and their normal day-to-day activities. Luckily most girls take care of this shit on their own and never ever ever discuss it with us guys.

>>906515
because he uses it when his wife's lover locks his cock up in a cock cage. Keeps from making a huge mess.