Had a doe jump out at me in the mountains while driving this

>>893268
>be me
>driving to work at 4am from Ocean County NJ to Edison, NJ - still in Ocean Conty about a mile from home
>deer jumps out into the road in front of me
>I'm doing 45mph
>slam on brakes and slow to about 30mph before making contact
>hit deer in the ass
>deer runs off like it was nothing
>drive away
>road is visibly darker
>pull into nearest Wawa and assess the damage
>whole light fixture on passenger side is demolished
>bumper, fender, hood, tires, steering, brakes all check out OK
>buy and replace light fixture for ~$300
Glad I'm not making that commute anymore.

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>be me
>riding my motorcycle
>see oncoming headlights shadow something up the road
>kick down a gear and look around
>roll up on bambi sucking on a tit

>>893268
>be me, last week
>driving home from a hike at night
>see a deer cross the road
>drive more, see another
>this one has a good rack of antlers
>drive more, see another
>stop for coffee
>get gas
>get home

Don't drive so fast at night

>>893268
The doe probably has internal bleeding, kills them slowly.
Ran over a doe with my truck a few years back, coyotes ran her right onto the road and under my passenger side tires.

>Driving old farm truck with snow plow, plow angled slightly for ease of driving
>on a road with a 20' or so very steep hill down on one side.
>from other side deer jumps out of brush right in front of me
>so close aren't even able to hit breaks so probably doing 45-50
>deer makes contact with plow and is launched ass over tea kettle across road and flys off 20' embankment into field below
>no damage to vehicle other than a broken hydraulic line
>weirdest part was there was no blood but there was deer poo all over the plow and road
>I literally knocked the shit out of that deer

>be me
>ausfag
>dad driving, me in the front seat
>country summer australia road, heaps of dust, trees every 50m
>going 100km/h
>kangaroo jumps out infront of us
>where the fuck did that come from
>dad swerves left and right, gta style
>we avoided it, somehow
>both silent, in a dust cloud, on the side of the empty 2pm highway
>well fuck

fuckin
ye a bit crazy mate

>be me
>germanfag
>summernight, dark af
>ride home on bicycle because i had a few in the pub
>go uphill through little forest at about 10 km/h
>2 meter in front of me something big jumps through the light of my tiny led with incredible high speed
>scared

got myself a stronger led and shout at every doe i see on the street; that was only one so far though

>>893268
>be driving at night
>see eyes flashing in headlight
>turn headlight off
>start slowing down
>press the horn like a motherfucker
>fukken deer hesitates you can see it in it's eye which way to go? to safety? or let's jump in front of the loud murderbox?
>i still can't believe how stupid they are

>be 12 y/o me
>walking to bus stop
>see a deer family cross the street
>first the mother
>then two youngins
>one fawn left
>doesn't cross due to the 12 y/o faggot in the way
>i walk further away
>fawn gets courage to cross street
>soccer mom mini-van driving down the street
>ohshit.jpg
>screeching brakes not screeching enough
>mini-van hits the fawn
>fawn flips over the top of the min-van and lands on it's side in the street
>dead for sure
>lays there for 5ish seconds before fawn gets up
>oh shit, not dead
>runs to be with family as if nothing happened
>didn't appear to be injured at all though i can't imagine there wasn't significant internal dmg

>>893268
>be me
>driving home from god knows where with the dog in the back seat
>nasty storm about to blow in
>see a buck bounding out of the woods down the hill on the roadside
>lift foot from gas
>oh he'll get across just fi- oh shit there's a second one
>hit brakes, try to steer
>catch second buck in the rear hind quarter with my driver's side headlight
>deer spins about 360 and rolls onto back in opposite ditch
>turn around at first driveway hoping for a mortally wounded deer I get to keep
>drive back
>no deer
>bent hood, busted headlight
>junkyard parts and a hammer fixed for $26

I drive a beater that gets 30 mpg for my 400 mile/week commute.

>Don't have car
>have shitty poorfag job
>have to work graveyard shift
>biking home at around 3am
>only way home is on unlit narrow roads
>my only light is a dinky 20watt front light
>can see about 10ft in front of me
>dark shadow appears in front
>slam on brakes
>almost get thrown over my handlebars
>look up
>some faggot ass doe is just looking at me when I'm less than 5ft away from it
>yell "get the fuck out of here before I kill you!"
>doe slowly trots off into the woods
those fuckers have nearly killed me so many times because if that

>santa Cruz CA at my friend's place for the weekend
>Driver and girlfriend have 2 boxers
>Morning comes, both boxers chase and bark down a fawn in the yard
>Fawn runs into cyclone fence at yard's edge and breaks neck
>I run up to see final agonizing breaths

>take year off college to be professional cyclist
>training ride with team
>on a descent down mountain
>100 kph
>deer strolls into road like its nothing
>guy in front of me hits it, dies
>I hit his corpse
broken arm leg and some ribs
>fractured skull
>brain damage
>coma induced
>have to relearn how to eat and talk and walk
>never ride bike again

Man fuck deer

This thread makes me realize what dicks deers are.

>>893268
>Young deer see my car
>Go hide in a bush
>We were like 20m away, he expected to be unseen or what?
>We stop near the bush
>Can clearly see his eyes and nose but he don't make any move
>He is one meter away of me
>We stay here for a minute and go away
It was nice.

>>894323
>on a descent down mountain
>100 kph
and that is the deers fault. could have been anything there even piano wire.

>>893268
> dusk
> getting back from camping trip
> 2 cars, me in front, friends in back
> a single volvo in opposite traffic
> deer jumps in between me and opposite traffic
> slow down
> deer manages to run the road without getting hit
> pick up radio
> "did you see th..."
> a second one jumps right in front of me
> slam on the brakes
> deer runs into opposite lane
> volvo in opposite lane hits it
> deer does several barelrolls in the air
> go for full stop
> a cracking noise in the back
> check rear mirror
> friends car in a ditch
> wtf m8?
> 'i was watching the deer rfly...'
> scraped bumper on my car
> broken turn signal on his
> volvo that hit the deer has its headlights mangled
> no airbags deployed
> deer obviously has broken bones, desperately trying to get up
> tfw have gun but cant shoot cuz law
> push friends car out of ditch
> leave volvo guy waiting for police
> deer probably sufferd for hours before anyone killed it

>be me
>great meadows new jersey
>driving to work one morning around 6am
>cruising at around 50 on some windy back roads
>left side of road has a small berm maybe 4 ft high. Right side is a ditch
>group of deer on berm to the left
>as I drive by a 6 pointer jumps and slides across the hood of my car
>fucker disappears into the bushy ditch to the right
>keep driving don't look back
>get to work and check the damage
>not a scratch

>>895277
Number 2
>allamuchy new jersey
>fuckin cruising through this gated community on my home from gfs house
>must've been doing 55
>come around bend see baby deer in middle of the road
>slam brakes
>retard is just standing there as my car screams straight at it
>full body impact at maybe 30 mph
>little deer skids across the road on its side maybe 15-20 feet
>stare in disbelief for a few seconds
>decide to get out of car to see if it's OK
>get within passing distance of it
>starts kicking its legs like crazy just laying there in the road
>watch this broken deer as it slowly dies
>walk back to my car to check the damage
>not a scratch
>wait a few more minutes and drive around it

Fucker was still on the side of the road a few days later when I drove by again.

>>895283
>>895283
Number 3
>allamuchy NJ
>again cruising some back roads late at night on my way home
>maybe 11pm
>who gives a shit, anyway
>flying down shades of death road
>FUCKING FLYING
>coming up to one of the many death bends
>it's a right turn
>high corn field on the right, completely blind turn
>see deer in road
>don't even slow down
>hit its ass and it does a no shit 720
>flies right into the corn field
>don't look back keep going
>get home and check damage
>not a scratch
>3 and fuckin 0 pussy get at me

>>895284
>>895284
Number 4
Not a deer story but it's ok

>cruising home late at night on yet another new jersey back road
>again I'm fucking flying
>barely ever any cops on these roads so why not
>nice straight away so I floor it
>out of the shadows walks a small raccoon
>no time to stop and definitely not going to swerve away from it
>looks up at me, eyes glowing in the headlights
>we make eye contact
>our souls connect
>milliseconds feel like hours

...

>if the first tire didn't kill him, then the second one did
>after impact hear a scratching noise
>only like a mile from home so I don't stop
>get home check front of car
>front lip was hanging off
>zip tied it back on

I've hit three deer with no damage, and a raccoon gets me

Burn in hell you garbage eating bastard

>>893268
i have an other
>go up in the hills at a cold winter night to be alone and fry some bacon and chill also test out my new clothes if they have what it takes
>struggle a bit to get a fire because everything is fucking wet
>finally get the fire blazing it dries the wood i put on it make a wind tunnel from the logs to have a nice bright ember and much heat for stable fire.
>cook my bacon eat some
>grab a log to push into the fire
>underside is actually ember
>burn hand hurts like a bitch
>suddenly not enjoying myself
>decide to go home
>put out fire don't have enough water so it's a waiting game to kill all ember
>pack up hike back to where i left the car
>get started, hand burns like a bitch so hang it out the window for chillin
>haven't seen a single wildlife up to that point the entire time i was on the hill nothing not even a hedgehog
>town is full of deer
>i stop and look to the side
>deer looks into the car
>deers expression: "the fuck are you doing here nigger?"

Driving home from fishing trip.
Speeding home trying to stay awake.
Driving at least 75-80 mph.
Juvenile deer comes out of the median and my first instinct was to hit gas for some reason.
Hits deer head on... Air bags release instanting and get hit in the chest. Poof!
See deer literally explode and slides 30 feet away as I pull off into the shoulder.
Step out to access the damage to find deer guts everywhere on the road like a murder scene.
Car is a mess broken headlight and leaking radiator. Couldve been worst.
Too tired to wait for a tow.... 4am.
So ended up driving back home and refilling radiator with water as the engine overheated every so often.
Worst trip ever.

>>894668
> friends car in a ditch
> wtf m8?
> 'i was watching the deer rfly...'

lolwat

>Be me, back in Summer of '09
>Be driving home, down a well-lit road at the edge of town, ~10:30 PM
>Doing 45 mph
>Out of nowhere, I hear a loud BANG on the passenger side of the car
>Look over
>See the entire lower-right side of the windshield spider-cracked to hell
>Also see my passenger-side, side-view mirror dangling by its cable inside the car (I had my front windows rolled all the way down)
>Slam on brakes and pull over
>Get out of car to assess damage
>Entire passenger side of car is dented to hell, front and rear door-handles are fucked with chunks of deer hair sticking in them
>Some bloody deer hair sticking in the cracks on the windshield
>Shit spatters all over rear door and window

What's weird is, I never saw the damned thing before I hit it, and I never found it anywhere in the ditch afterward (looked for a good 20 mins.). I swear to god I hit an invisible deer!

To this day, I still drive that same road nearly every day and night, and I haven't seen or hit another deer there since.

>be montanafag
>Driving home at midnight, going 75mph on interstate
>Just before my exit, in the fast lane
>Black bear runs in front of my '95 concorde
>Front driver's side bumper hits him head on
>Bear goes flying off the side of the road, down into ditch
>Car spins out, end up off the road
>Unsure if bear is dead, grab my 45-70 in case I need to put it out of its misery
>He's a small guy, probably a year or so old, definitely dead.
>Next morning, went back with my truck and picked him up, buried him up in the woods

I feel shitty for killing him, but I'm also pissed about the damage he did to my car.

>>896587
He was watching the deer in the air and didn't notice me going for full stop, when he eventually did it was to late and to avoid colliding he turned right into the ditch breaking his turn signal on my rear bumper.

>>896012
Was this like, late last winter in Oregon, close to Newport if you were heading inland?