Best /out/ sword?

Pork

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>>887214
> ¿pork que?

What the fuck is this bitch? Why the holy HECK you need to bring your god damn sword to the woods

>>887275
If you do not take your sworrd with you, you have NO honor!

>>887275
99% of out is gear fags fyi

>>887213
Machete.

Everything else is dead weight, and dead weight is literally worse than useless.

>>887216
No, pork.

>>887304
Icwatudidthar

>>887213
Seax, obviously

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>>887275
Sometimes bodyslamming wolves and bears just isn't enough,

>>887213
Khukri

>>887304

Ackbar detected.

Machete

Swords and short swords/daggers (weapon-types) are just added weight for no actual /out/ application

If you need to clear brush or do some chopping, a machete or camp knife is better

>>887275

>Why the holy HECK you need to bring your god damn sword to the woods

Because OP has no idea what the fuck he is even doing outside.

It's like going swimming and bringing an umbrella, a toaster and a pet chihuahua. Totally random stuff with no practical application whatsoever.

>>887417
> katana
> cloak
> plague mask

No randomness in my list. Each has it's purpose.

Seriously?
That's one oft the stupidest things anyone could bring with him.
If someone of my friends would appear with a fucking sword, I would ditch his ass instantly.
If you want to be armed, bring a gun. For anything else, a knife or machete is not only easier to carry, but also just plain better. Swords aren't made to be used as tools, so don't use them as such.
If you really, really want to bring a historical weapon to satisfy your autism, take a spear. You can use it as a tool and have a chance vs dangerous animals.
It's still a stupid idea, though...

>>887422
And the autism ensemble is complete.

>>887422
This is some next level fucking autism

>>887213
Only "sword" that has any practical application is machete or kukri for hacking plants.

Both will double as your gay roleplay.

>>887422
>Ravenous Autism

May god have mercy on your unfortunate soul.

A machete

If you want a weapon, get a fucking gun

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>>889636
Machetes just don't make bitches wet like the swords

>tfw go to google "nerds with _____" and "swords" is the second suggested phrase
Such a gold mine

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>>889636
>>889708
Just look how wet she gets when I defend her honour!

>>889708
Get a machete, call it a falchion or gross messer.