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Fun fishing stories

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Lets tell stories of times we caught the big one, or fucked up big time.

>Be me
>Be 14
>Im out fishing for steelhead with my dad
>Good times
>I have these nice waders my grandpa gave me
>Also have a G. Loomis rod (from before they were shit)
>Getting no bites
If you have never fished for steelhead before then you should know that the little fuckers dont like to bite.
>About 4 hours into the trip, we are out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere by the north fork lewis river.
>Im standing out on a log
>Suddenly feel a massive fucking bite.
>Thing must be at least 20 pounds
>In the middle of my battle lose my footing
>My legs spread apart and my nuts begin careening towards the log.
>As I let out the call of the eunuch my line snaps
And thats the story of how instead of catching the big one I wound up performing the nutcracker.
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I have one
>Be at the pink salmon run in 2014
>Was a record run
>and for good reason
>Go out to fish a little bit, not expecting to catch much
>Sit out there for a bit, dont get a single bite.
>after the 4th cast I get a bite
>Im ecstatic since I never catch anything.
>Real the feisty little bugger in and put him in the bag.
>After that first one I get a bite almost every cast.
>End up going home with my limit of 10 salmon.
my smoker was full that night.
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>>871909
>*reel
God im a fucking nigger.
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>>871906
Damn that sucks, your dad's incessant laughter probably didn't help.
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>>871906
>Be me
oh good, I thought you were going to be someone else for a minute

thanks for clarifying, reddit
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>me 3 years ago, first time surf fishing
>cutting bait on bucket
>cutting squid and mackerel for what the fuck ever bites
>knife slips
>knee catches knife
>dirty knife is 3 inches in leg
>bandage leg and throw gear in car
>sis is doctor so she gives me med
>don't die of sepsis
>have to explain to guy who I sold my car to why there is a blood stain on the seat
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>>873119
>have a day off and use it to go fishing last week

i had a fun time fishing
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>>871906
>fishin at local pond with best friend 15+ years ago
>have a few rods out with white bread and corn for carp
>rods are stuck in these rocks, normally pretty secure
>one of his rods gets a bite, goes flying into the water before he can even grab it
>he's furious
>20min later, I get a bite on my line
>reel it in, I caught his rod
>reel in that one, carp is still on the end of the line
>landed the carp and got his fishing rod back
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>>871909
>pink salmon
Are you gutter trash or something?
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>>873137
We look related. I go off of peir and surf in ventura county.
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>go fishing with friend on the river
>new Ugly Stik/Daiwa baitcast setup with 40lb braid
>hoping to catch a Murray Cod
>notorious fish for not fighting much and just using their sheer weight to fight you
>hour later hear bell go nuts
>start winding
>HOLY FUCK THIS IS HEAVY
>end up winding in an 8 foot tree branch
>we drive 20 minutes to a new spot
>same thing happens, end up catching a fucking rock
>not a boot, not a tyre, but my hook somehow got stuck in a fucking head sized rock
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