Why do people, especially is USA Barbecue patties and sausages

>>863357

Cause it tastes good, nigger. Now fuck off.

Okay

What is wors?

And you should try grinding your red meat down and forming a patty. Doesn't have to be beef.

>>863357
they are called hamburgers. and we cook them because they are cheap and good.

the rest of the world calls it minced beef.

but yes, when we actually barbeque we do chicken ribs brisket and steak. but that takes hours. you can cook hamburgers in 15 minutes.

I can make a brisket that will make you shit your pants. but it takes 8 hours.

>>863357
>USA Barbecue patties
First, they don't barbecue. They fast cook them over propane. That's the lazy man's way of grilling. They also seem to like scorching food in a flame, so the outside is like blackened leather and the inside doesn't really cook.

A BBQ is a long slow cook over low heat. Americans always confuse grilling and BBQ. Now, South African's have it down with the Braai. That's the way it's done.

>>863357
Because civilized people know how to cool their food.

>>863357
That's not BBQ, that's grilling.

>>863392
>They fast cook them over propane.
So you've never been to America? Only rich faggots use those propane monstrosities, average Americans use briquettes or fires. In the northwest pit cooking whole hogs is pretty common.

>>863419
I live here you dope, and I live in the northeast (with 60 million other people). You can get a propane grill for less than $100 at Lowes or Home Depot. Hell, the TV show King of the Hill spent 13 seasons making fun of a Texan who used propane.

>>863422
Butane is a bastard gas.

>>863419
60% of grills sold are propane.
http://amazingribs.com/BBQ_buyers_guide/grills/charcoal_grills_vs_gas_grills.html

Why? Turn on gas, spark, cook. There's no prep time of packing a charcoal chimney, getting an even spread of coals, and there's no clean up. Propane is for the lazy who want to walk about back with burgers in hand and, from start to finish, be done in 10 minutes.

>>863422
>moving to the northeast when you claim to be /out/
>generalizing about a southern/western tradition in america based on experience in the northeast

you really sound like a dumbass

>>863431
This. I prefer grilling over wood, but to do that properly involves starting at least an hour or hour and a half before I'm putting whatever I'm cooking on the grill. Sometimes time dictates that I use something faster.

>>863437
I didn't move here, this is where I live. Not far from the AT.

>>863439
The trouble is having enough of the right wood chopped and seasoned. But, yes, wood is by far the way to go.

>>863357
>ITT as usual every non american cares about what americans do and talks about it in a condescending manner to grasp at one or two good things they believe is unique to their nation

Also that one creepy guy that tried to bamboozle /k/ into joining his south african fag force

>>863477
Sorry none of the Kommandos made the cut.

>>863491
>none of the kommandos made the cut
No, no one wanted to join after it was obvious you had no real game plan and were lying about the work description.

Don't be mad you got nerd wrecked and had to stop posting about it lel.

>>863357
This thread is about as retarded as my parents using a george foreman grill. And quite litearlly threw out in the TRASH a working 500 DOLLAR GRILL.

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>>863357
>confusing bbq and grilling
It is a common mistake in the parts of the world that are populated by savages.

>>863542
>you got nerd wrecked
Okay then, if that's what will get you to sleep at night. The project keeps making outstanding progress. This upcoming week I have a meeting with a team from a large university that has "Tech" in the name, it's about combining a field deployable device I've been working on and adding in some things they've been working on. The problem with APU work is always the humans you're employing. If someone comes to you and offers you $25k in cash to look the other way when you're earning $12k/yr.....You see the problem? This is why, when possible, you use short term foreign help that's not lured by the money.

>>863392
Because Americans don't have charcoal bbqs right?

>>863615
So basically you lie to people who were interested during the whole anti-poacher phase of /k/ and lure them in for pennies in return for a promise at the rough and tumble gun natured life.

And then when they arrive, let them know lol naw you're just doing some mundane work as a small guy that won't be significant, hope you enjoy your wasted money on a job that no resume cares about, for no earnings, and it wasn't what you thought it was going to be.

This is why I asked for actual credentials way back when, this is why when you were unable to produce any guarantees, or any form of proof you were organized any more than "hay fly over to afrika guis we get potchers!" you were unable to supply it. It's why everyone, thankfully doubted you to the point you admitted it had nothing to do with your original claims, and it's why you're no longer welcome on /k/

I mean, besides the name fagging of course.

>>863622
They do, and the ones who like cooking out and doing it right will use a charcoal grill. Few people will go through all the trouble to do a right and proper BBQ.

Maybe this will help you learn the difference between a BBQ and cooking out. There really is one.

https://thegboat.net/2014/02/03/how-to-be-a-southerner-a-barbecue-vs-a-cookout/

>>863623
How many of them did I bring to SA?

/debate!

>>863628
None, you got found out early. I see you're too stupid to comprehend anything I wrote kek.

>>863630
/Debate!

>>863634
I'm not sure you know what you're doing lel. Poor fellah.

>>863637
/Debate

>>863646
I'm not sure you know what you're doing lel. Poor fellah.

>>863648
/Debate

>>863660
I'm not sure you know what you're doing lel. Poor fellah.

>>863664
/Debate

What kind of autistic shit is going on in here

>>863670
Cockfag johnny is taking the bait from anon, and him being the retarded cockfag he is, can't resist.

>>863673
/Debate

>>863667
I'm not sure you know what you're doing lel. Poor fellah.

>>863673
Hey, not my fault he's mentally unstable and can't cope with no one joining his SA cult.

>>863675
Calm down lumploaf.

>>863679
/Debate

>>863679
Lol he thinks you're me now.

>>863690
/Debate

>>863695
Wow you really went ham this time buddy.

>>863699
/Debate

>>863367
The brisket sounds good except the diarrhea part.

>>863567
Truly a /thread post.

>>863357
>>>/ck/
>>>/int/

because i can get propane cheap 1/4 mile from my house

come up and see us some time and we'll show you real barbecue...


and there is nothing wrong with propane; you don't cook burgers or sausages for hours at a time, cooking them properly and seasoning well will make much more of a different than the heat source

one tank usually lasts a whole season, and refills are not that expensive...about the same as 2 bags of charcoal

>I dream about getting to sell propane and propane accessories

>>863357
>sausages
In Poland we grill those, it's common.

>>863747
Wow you really went ham this time buddy.

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Grilled corn is best corn

>>863906
/debate

>>863981
Wow you really went ham this time buddy.

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>>863357
lol wut?

Also, spatchcock is what you do to whole chickens to grill/bbq them and is quite common.

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>>864013

>>864013
I want to live there.

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>>864017
The Salt Lick BBQ Restaurant in Austin, Texas.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Salt_Lick

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>>864026
>tfw where I live it is illegal to have food touch anything that isn't stainless steel or ceramic.

>>863357

Another South African on /out/? I'm from Cape Town we should go fish/hike/hunt! I'm patch anon btw not creepy volkstaad guy...

>>864027
I don't believe you

>>863392
Buy traeger for ~$1,000. Flip switch. Profit.

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>>864077
Health departments and inspections in some states are pretty Nazi-tier.

>>863998
/Debate

>>864220
Wow you really went ham this time buddy.

>>864232
/Debate

>>864436
Wow you really went ham this time buddy.

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>ctrl-f /debate
>12 responses
>mfw it's a "namefag acts like a faggot" episode

>>864448
/Debate

>>863357
I grill steaks all the time, kafir

>>864591
Two F's there buddy.

>>864026

My mouth hurts it's watering so bad

>>864505
Well, you tried anyway.

>>863392
>>863357

First off, barbeque is not a verb.

Second, grilling is to burgers and hot dogs. You can also grill chicken, lamb, pork, vegetables, etc.

Smoking and roasting are how you make barbeque. Barbeque is meat prepared by smoking or roasting over fire for long periods of time. The type of meat and cut used varies from state to state to place and typically is concentrated in the southern region of the US.

>>864838
>barbeque is not a verb.
Yes it is. The OED itself says so. Even if it wasn't, English is idiomatic and any noun can be verbed simply by using it as a verb.

>>864848
>verbed
Nice verbiage.

>>864848
Use pizza as a verb please.

>>863392
>They fast cook them over propane
Some do.
Most use charcoal briquettes.
Good attempt at understanding something, however.
3/10 (3 for effort)

>>863357
German influence.

>>864848

What a fucking idiot you are

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Johnnygaydick needs to fuck off and leave the real bbqin to the professionals

South Africans didn't know shit about cooking until the west colonized them and taught them everything

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>>864912
You will never pizza your way through the CIA.

>>864930
South Africans are basically just below Mexicans who cook with tinfoil

>>864930
If you mean the Dutch and Indians, they both fall east of 0º longitude. So technically they're not western. Then again, there are like 20 different tribes that called that area home before the Dutch and English showed up and later the Indians. How would you define South African? Is it the Zulu? The Xhosa people? The Coloureds? Or is it the Pedi, Sotho, Tswana, or Tsonga?

>>865008
You realize "tribe" is a made up word. The indigenous groups are actually independant nations. Kill yourself.

>>865022
>independant nations
They have no concept of a "nation" They are an assembled group of hunter gatherers that fights with other neighboring groups. All words are made up, that's a protip for you.

>>865022

I just made up a word describing how fucking retarded you are, because you know, that's exactly how words work.

They're made up.

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>>864928
I was facting, not idioting, and I can citation both assertions.
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/barbecue
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_%28word_formation%29#Verb_conversion_in_English

>>864912
>Use pizza as a verb please.
That's easy. The redditor was pizzaed after his home address was posted on /b/.

>>865030
You've studied and interacted with them? Fascinating

>>865022
>we wuz nations within a nation n shiet cuzzin
Not anymore, right of conquest cunt.

>>865111
No such thing.

>>865117

The United States would like to have a word with you.

Culture.

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>>863403
Usually I use a refrigerator or freezer for that, not a barbecue

>>863422

You should get /out/ to flyover country, where shit gets done.

>>865118
Butthurt because you couldn't take Canada in 1812 and will never have the opportunity to again?

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>>863943
Hafta agree. Popped corn is secodn place tho.

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>>866190

Irrelevant little moose fuckers, the lot of ya.

>tfw Canadian butthurt that the US purchased the only decent part of their country from Russia. Left with uninhabitable mountainous bullshit, Americanized border towns, and salty attitudes.

Shut it and make my tim hortons biiitch

>>866209
>Left with uninhabitable mountainous bullshit,
Confirmed for never being out of your moms basement, wew lad

>>866250

>90% of population lives within 100miles of the US border because 95% of the land is uninhabitable or a lake

You would think there'd be more salt water lakes considering Canada's population.

>>866209
They bought a piece of our SHARED continent, long BEFORE Canada was even a country.
>wew lad Amerifattys lard party it up.

>>866250
Aka the best parts, away from the city dwellers and neets like the American shitposting here.

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>>866278

>backpedaling

>>866253
Yes, and if you look at the way that the country grew you would see that it followed the rivers and lakes, which happen to be beside you. Where primitive trading posts, towns grew, where towns grew cities grew, which is where we keep all our immigrants and niggers. Close to you, for swift eviction.

>>866283
Amerifattys lard party it up.

>>866284

Damn, so that's why 90% of the US population lives on the Mississippi river

>oh wait, they don't

So you're implying Canadians are weaker and need an easier place to survive? That's not very nice, anon

>>866253
Got a source for that statistic? Oh you're an American and you make up whatever you can to justify your stupid fucking thoughts. Sure.

>>866281

>Aka the best parts, away from the city dwellers and neets like the American shitposting here.

You can just say you're socially retarded and feel more at ease by yourself, away from normal people.

>>866289

>do the work for me because I'm a dumb lazy canadian with no work ethic

Lol'd

>>866288
More statistics and no source.
>>866288
The St. Laurence river is the fastest and easiest way into the interior you fucking idiot.

>>866292
Implying I'm Canadian, lmao.

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>tfw you're a mooch country dependent on big brother to give you resources

>>866290
Feel free to tell us about how you were breast fed from a giant McDonald's french fry as a toddler.

>>866295
You mean like how Americans start wars to keep their economy going? You mean like how Canada doesn't seen to spend trillions on an unnecessary military?

>>866296

>canadas most notable dish is french fries topped with gravy and lard

CULINARY CANADIAN EXCELLENCE

>>866295
>Posting a ten year old map
>wow americans are behind the times.
>>>american education

>>866299
Gravy and cheese curds actually
>>Holy fuck americans are really this stupid

>>866299
>tfw Kinder Eggs are illegal in the US because they are too stupid and piggish not to eat the toy.

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>>866298

Canada supports the US in basically every conflict it's ever been in. US says jump Canada says how high

>>866300

>red areas get slightly more red because imported moderate refugees
>other areas stay the same because canadas birth rate is about as low as the rest of the west

>>>canadian 'education'

>>866301

You're lucky I know a couple Mainers (the americans that canadians are trying so hard to emulate).

They're the only reason I know of your irrelevant disgusting national dish.

>>866314
Amerifat upset he can't have his Kinder Eggs

>>866314
>Canada supports the US in basically every conflict it's ever been in. US says jump Canada says how high

keywords "been in" not "started"

>>866314
>Did you enjoy your sub par lobster, faggot? Cry about your kinder eggs?

>>866309
>>866317
>>866323
>mad because Maine lobsters are more sought after than the shrimp canada produces

>talks about a candy that is ALMOST as irrelevant as canada, like its an argument

ITT 3 meese try and fail to fight a bald eagle

>>866326
>>866328
Being a butthurt murican

>>866326
"Maine Lobster" is marketing they are the same genus, in fact Americans often buy lobster in Canada and sell it as "Maine lobster" proving once again that Americans are never to be trusted.