Cape Kiwanda

That was me. I hate nature. In fact, nature isn't even real. I destroy all nature I come across so that I am better than nature. I am the ultimate nature.

File: you_irl.jpg (461KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

461KB, 1024x1024px

>>852540

File: DzSK5dy.jpg (14KB, 318x320px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 318x320px

Cairn kicking has risen to the level of religious ceremony here. It was only a matter of time before we took it to the next level.

File: image.jpg (517KB, 1024x1285px) Image search: [Google]

517KB, 1024x1285px

What a time to be alive...

>>852536
Good! That thing looked dangerous as fuck. If a human could shove it over. Sure enough a good wind could too? Hasn't it been confirmed for human doing? I saw cows kick over cairns before. And seen goats knock bolders off cliffs.

File: My+black+son+needs+to+do+something+about+all+these+_53f5ec6439a71dc06eba803428dc0713.png (340KB, 800x1200px) Image search: [Google]

340KB, 800x1200px

>>852665

>>852675
You clearly did not watch the attached youtube video.

>>852624
kek. I didn't even know that was a thing. Those have been popping up around me as more tourist come out.

I've been tossing big rocks at them, kinda like bocce ball.

>>852536
those fags upset my stomach.

>>852536
i saw some dudes burn a couch in seaside once.

>>852536
We only kick hipster cairns

File: cape-kiwanda-engagement-161.jpg (446KB, 1800x1200px) Image search: [Google]

446KB, 1800x1200px

No more pretty pictures

We should make a song.

Oh Cape Kiwanda,
we hold you in our hearts,
And when we think about you,
we hope we never part!

https://youtu.be/WqMFnCBGWi8

>>852536
I was very upset that the Goblin Rock pieces of shit never served time--I believe that led to this.

And now these pieces of shit--I honestly want the death penalty for them.

mother nature doesn't give a fuck son. humans are a nanosecond on her time scales. you can graffiti paint on her like the cavemen did and it will make no impact whatsoever. That formation was going down anyway. Human life is transient as is its attachment to other finite things. Where I live used to be an inland sea once, then a plain where lions and camels roamed. Now it's full of canadian rednecks. It is the way of things.

File: utah-goblin-valley.jpg (4MB, 3903x2582px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 3903x2582px

>>853069
>in an area 170 million years old.
>formation in place for 20 million years
>had been standing for much of human history
>toppled by boy scout leaders
>received a fine of $5,000 and 5 yrs probation
>feels bad man

makes me want to hunt them down..

>>853102
Every rock is old.

>>853106
every atom in existence is as old as the universe anon, doesn't mean my boyfriend is a day over 12.

the same goes for rocks, minerals, and the formations thereof.

>>853108
>every atom in existence is as old as the universe anon
That's not true.

>>853110
well whatever i'm not an astrology physican anon! the point still stands tho.

>>852540
I'll remeber that when I pass you on your favorite trail next time.

After all you're just nature too.

I'll be wearing camo so you'll only see my Japanese steel for the last seconds you have.

File: 1470589309760.jpg (46KB, 318x320px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 318x320px

>>853050
how about no.

>>853098
me and my old cell mate used to get drunk and talk story. he had this analogy one night that people were just like fungus on a rock, hurtling through space and time. It kind of stuck with me for some reason. He was an arsonist who torched his wife and her lover in his own rv. cool old guy.

File: 1366158616455.png (16KB, 265x307px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 265x307px

>>853120
>how about no.
well aren't you a gloomy nofun

File: klamth.jpg (195KB, 1038x576px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 1038x576px

>>853122
were on 4chan it would just become a mockery of a bad situation..

okaay..lets make song anyways.

Ohhhh... Cape Kiwanda,
I hold you in my heart
I ate some black beans today
it gave me the farts.
when I think of losing you
I want to murder thee fat jewwwwww.....
And his fat buddy the bastard that
toppled you...
(repeat 2x and go to coda)

>>853139
you know that's not bad

>>852536

NOOOOO.

Fuck this is right by my beach house. Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit.

>>853174
Then it's your duty to find them

File: Its-Columbus-Day-Wheres-The-Party-Glitter.gif (98KB, 350x295px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 350x295px

>>853174
>my beach house
Columbus Day weekend pool party at Anon's house everyone! All of /out/ is invited, free beer and other libations! Don't forget to bring an item for the Coghlan's Grab Bag!
**Featuring TWO live stages**
**Bands TBA**
**Party runs from Friday through Mon**
**One /out/ patch or sticker admits 2 guests**

>>853176

It's actually my pop's beach house, I live in Texas now.

>>853069
>death penalty
I've pushed shit over in goblin valley before. Nobody ever gonna find out it was me. Go fuck yourself hippie

File: geeps.png (10KB, 261x195px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 261x195px

>>853178
well you should probably let hiim know anon or it's gonna be awkward af

>>853106
Actually not all rocks are old. Ever heard of volcanic activity?

>>852536
It's a shame it didn't crush those who did it.

>>853179
It slap the shit out of you if I had seen.

It's a shame you didn't have a father to teach you respect.

>>854742
>>854741
I support this behavior

>>852681
underrated af post desu senpai

>>853120
fucking kek what did you do time for mate?

>>852536
I dont get it. Is it just bad cairns that dipshits put up because there are rocks around or is it also navigation cairns that mark a safe rout?

>>853102
More specifically it was a mormon group violating yp guilines etc.
They don't play by the rules.

>>853102
I feel you.