Taking a girl on a small trip

>>844725
man you sound like a sad dude. like seriously
>girls get way out of the mood when they're cold
I sincerely hope you don't get a root

But anyway;
just buy something ~2kg that sleeps two people and has good reviews online.
Check what her sleeping bag is and what it is rated. If its some $15 bag rated at 15 degrees then its obviously useless. If its 3kg and huge then shes going to struggle carrying it.

Check what pack she has, make sure its big enough and not going to break (been there before and ended up having to carry her pack in my arms while I carried my own pack on my back)

How longs the walk? what kind of region? has she hiked before? does she have footwear? what is she expecting from this? remember that if the ground is below 10 degrees celcius then you'll definitely need some kind of insulation mat under the sleeping bags, you can get cold mighty quickly without insulation.

Pls don't be an unnecessary creeper OP. Treat her right

>>844725
I think most tents will fit your criteria.

If she gets cold, try to tell her a humorous anecdote or witty story

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>>844729
I hate that the world thinks so many men are creepers now.
OP is fine, just does not have much experience with women.

>>844729
Dude its fucking august.
Unless anon is in Alaska a friggin curtain will be fine.

>>844729
> man you sound like a sad dude. like seriously
No offence but you sound aspergic

OP did just fine

>>844731
>just does not have much experience with women.
Pppffftt, wwhhaaaat?

But seriously you're right. I've had 2 girlfriends and slept with a total of three girls. I got out of a really long term (4 years) relationship somewhat recently so I'm kinda out of practice in the dating game.

>>844729
I made sure it wasn't a very long or hard hike, just enough to get us away from large groups of people. Terrain is mostly flat, and there is a slow flowing river nearby for swimming and washing up.

And yeah I don't intend to do anything she isn't interested in. Only gonna make a move if she is interested (if she cuddles then we will see how kissing goes, etc...) I do find you concern appropriate though.

>>844737
>>844729 is clearly a girl

>>844740
Act like she's a friend you've known since grade 2.
Enjoy the outing and ignore anything focused on her. Make her work the trip.

Trust me. Women hate ass kissing pussys.

>>844744
My worry with that is that if she has a shithole time she will want to get back asap rather than spending a few days /out/. I'm not talking babying her, but just making sure she isn't carrying 80lbs when realistically we are just gonna be backpacking a couple days near a river to have some fun.

>>844734
>dude its a fucking month of the year where some countries are in winter and some are in summer and in mountainous areas or deserts overnight temperatures may drop down well below 10 degrees even in summer, OP should just take a curtain
oh, sorry m8, my bad

>>844740
>I do find you concern appropriate though
I dont mean to have such concern, but I grew up in regional Australia and have known people who in such a situation, make the girl feel so uncomfortable with constant advances and pressure that it ends in what arguably be rape. The phrasing of OP just gave me weird vibes, but you seem level headed. I remember when I left my last long term relationship (of 5 years) and was getting back into the dating game. What a horrible, fun, crazy, insecure time had by all. Good luck with this girl

Sounds like you've picked a nice walk too. Hope it goes well. Take some happy snaps of the nature and post them in the "make /out/ great again" thread.

>>844741
>>844737
Nah, just a guy born in rural Australia who has witnessed some pretty backwards and horrific attitudes towards women by dudes.

>>844765
as long as there are enough things to do or talk about she should be fine, maybe take a deck of cards or have some little fun things up your sleeve to do or see.
also I wouldnt push it past two nights (if you were thinking of that). I found my partner couldnt handle more than 2 days/1 night of backpacking when I started seeing her. As

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holy fucking shit you're retarded, op.

>no gear
huge red flag about her experience. how much has she been /out/? has she even ever been car camping before? how physical is she? get all that information, visually assess her gear situation (you don't want her to show up with some 8 lb, flannel, car camping behemoth of a sleeping bag), and keep open to adjusting your goals.

>>844771
That's why I'm just keeping it to a really simple hike that is basically enough to give us some alone time. That way she can be supported entirely by my gear pretty much. She's been camping before at sites/she has slept in tents and shit. Again I plan on using my gear to mostly support both of us given that it's a really short trip.

>>844766
>who has witnessed some pretty backwards and horrific attitudes towards women by dudes.


What the fuck kind of nu male lens do you view with world with?
You sound like some shitstain feminist tbqfh

I know this aint /s/ but is there a source for OPs pic?

>>844771
> skill is required to go camping
> implying OP is planning to drag her up Denali

>>844725
Rent one from REI.

>>844725
Make sure she ties a pee rag to the outside of her pack and brings her diva cup if it's that time of the month

>>844794
it has nothing to do with skill, it has to do with her comfort /out/ and op's intents with her.

when i first met my future wife she had never been camping before so i took her out on a mellow car camping trip to ease her into it.

but this summer my brothers and i took our cousin /out/ for the first time and busted his ass up through the high sierra for 3 days.

different people, different goals, different trips. not too hard a concept.

make sure you each have a copy of the map, a compass, and carry your own water and food.

>>844787
good argument senpai, you're asbolutely right, rape is fine and a woman shouldnt go camping with a man because thats totally asking for it. She owes it to him for wasting his time if she doesnt want to sleep with him.

>>844811
You are the only one bringing up rape asshole.
Rape is not the opposite of feminism.

>>844816
Op here

Actually, rape is the opposite of feminism.

>>844822
misogyny is the opposite of feminism

>>844740
>I've had 2 girlfriends and slept with a total of three girls

Are you 15?

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>>844725
> So I need a lightweight tent for boning in. Definitely waterproof, and I need to be able to keep her warm

A tent doesn’t really keep you warm, that’s what a sleeping bag is for, but it does keep the wind off you and unless you’re buying a kiddy play tent, they’re all waterproof.

I’d say if the goal is getting laid, you ought to get a couple of Thermarest type self-inflating mattresses also.

As far as tents, you can get a Eureka Timberline 2-man for a little over $100 but I'd suggest the 4-man model for a bit more room.

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>>844766
>august.
Is he in Australia?
Because the outback was an average of 85 today with overnight temps of 72.
Is he in Africa? Well he's already dead.

Who's left?
Argentina and Chile?

Btw
You
Are
A
Retard.

Have a snek
I have a cool video of it too

>>844825
Rape is a component of misogyny. You're not up on your feminist theory I see.

>>844816
I dont know why your knickers are in a knot.
All I said was I've seen horrible attitudes towards women (by some of my closest friends who felt "she fucking owed me man, she lead me on". I only brought up rape, relevant to the attitudes I was talking about (re: sense of entitlement to another persons body just because they've spent time with you), when you seemed buttflustered and called me a feminist shitstain for no real reason.

Also, I dont know or understand what you meant by
>Rape is not the opposite of feminism.


>>844839
>Is he in Australia?
>Because the outback was an average of 85 today with overnight temps of 72.
what does the overnight temperature of the outback have to do with camping in Australia? I'd venture at a guess that 99% of camping in Australia isnt done in "the outback".

Its getting down to about 2 degrees tonight in the Grampians, which is a major trouisty National Park only a couple of hours from the 2nd largest city.

But sure, it was definitely very retarded of me to let OP know its a good idea just to check the weather conditions vs the gear
(a point proven right by >>844734 in that it would be overkill for her to bring a 2.5kg sleeping bag when she wont need it).

>>844848
Because one anon said a 15 degree bag was garbage.
But if its 70 degrees at night, why the fuck would you want a -30 bag?

>>844858
>Check what her sleeping bag is and what it is rated. If its some $15 bag rated at 15 degrees then its obviously useless. If its 3kg and huge then shes going to struggle carrying it.
Sorry, I figured OP would realise that each of those would be dependent on the weather. If its rated at 15 degrees and the weather is mild, obviously that is okay. Next time, I'll make sure my posts are more thoroughly explained as to not trigger you

>>844844
no youre just a fucking idiot who doesnt understand what 'opposite' means.

>>844874
if a naked female looks like a giant uncut cock to you then you might actually be le fagét

>>844848
>I've seen horrible attitudes towards women
I bet you havent.
You have been indoctrinated into an overly feminized worldview.

Wtf happend in this thread?

This is why bitches can't ever get shit done, they're too busy thinking about how the patriarchy is raping them.

>>844731
If you're confident, you're a scummy frat bro
If you're shy, you're a creeper

>"Feminism"

>>844725
>she and I rent dating
>rent dating
the fuck is this?

>>844844
>Rape is a component of misogyny
i don't know if i hate and despise something i don't want to fuck it.

>>844930
>aren't

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If she agreed to go backpacking with you, knowing you'll be alone together, I'd say she's at least interested a little romantically.

I wouldn't push it at all. Be nice, be funny, and just go into the trip without any expectations. Guys get weird when they think they might get laid. 2 weeks ago was at a house party, a few drunk guys were there hitting on a few girls, Jesus Christ it was uncomfortable, they thought they were smooth but were just downright creepy.

Don't be that guy OP.

You need to make sure she's comfortable. An air mattress I'd say is a must. If she's cold, and laying on the ground she won't feel much like kissing the tip of your penis. I'd avoid a foam pad. They are fine in a pinch but they're not very comfortable.

Bring wet wipes and TP for her, if she needs to go the bathroom make sure she's comfortable. I know my wife really appreciates having wet wipes just to clean up, even if it's just to clean her hands. Walmart sells little travel packs of wet wipes.

Not sure if it's your (or her) thing, but having a drink or 2 before bed is a nice idea. If she will drink liquor, a little flask of a sweet liquor would go a long way between you 2. Don't get her drunk more than a little buzz, a first time backpacker the next morning with a hangover is not a fun time.

Dating isn't easy after a long relationship. Sometimes it's hard to forgot what you learned over the last 4 years. I ended a 3 year relationship, and I made an executive decision to really keep an open mind. My new lady friend was nothing like my ex, and keeping an open mind really helped. 5 years later I'm married to her.

Pic maybe related?

>>844930
He rents the girl

>>844901
Do you honestly find it hard to believe that someone, somewhere in the world has ever witnessed someone be shit towards women or a woman?

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>>844973
>>844973
What I have seen way more of is men being falsely called misogynistic.
Griping that some chick agreed to go out with you and have you pay for dinner when she had no intention of anything romantic is not misogyny even if he uses vulgar language to do so

>>844833

>a couple of Thermarest type self-inflating mattresses

anon speaks truth. Make sure you have a few pads, save your knees from getting sore fucking on the ground.

>>844766
why are australians such faggots? kiwis are much better than you cunts.

>>844995
What about more pressing examples of domestic abuse, or calling woman nothing more than warm holes?

I've seen in real life, far more people being actually misogynistic than people being falsely accused of it.

>>844725
/out is a SFW board.
Remove this pornography please.

>>845003
By whining like a bitch about what you cant control, you are changing nothing - just pushing yourself away from others

>>845006
not sure if bait

>>845006
Faggot

>>844740
>I'm kinda out of practice in the dating game.
I'm saying you didn't have much practice to begin with. Good luck anon, sounds like you've got enough knowledge from what I've read.

>>845003
>domestic abuse,
Now you are moving the goalpost

>>844839
post snek vid

>>844725
TT sure got shitted up quickly. From your post it sounds like you don't have the proper gear or experience to take someone on a trek innawoods. Like, what kind of pack does she have, does it fit properly? What sort of boots does she have, socks, rain gear, clothes e.g. under layers, loose fitting pants, blouse, etc.? Even going out with out a hat can make her miserable. Does she have a water bottle, do you have a filtration system or iodine? Do you have a med kit? What if she sprains an ankle, do you know how to treat it? Is her bag a 1 ton bohemoth made for sleepovers? Do you have a fire starter or know how to build one safely & quickly? Has she ever pooped in a hole and pissed innawoods? Have you humped a car camping tent before? It'll fucking put you under the table in less than a mile. If you're interested in this girl, your current plan will result in misery for her, and underprepared men don't get laid. You're better off selecting a location to car camp and day hike IMHO. Plan some swanky meals, bring booze, build a fire, she'll be comfy and you'll be in dat ass. If you provide an idea of where you're located we might be able to give some ideas about where to go. If you're a Euro, I've got nothing.

>>844725
>>845091
And finally, to answer your question, look here for an extremely light weight tent: https://www.tarptent.com

>>844967
so it's a hooker?

itt: proof why feminazis need to be genocided

>>845013
>>845014
fuck you both. I should be able to browse /out/ at work. You assholes that think a naked person is funny or OK do not understand the concept of safe for work. MODS, please delete OPs image

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this thread is hilarious

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>>845163

>>844771
He means to rape her i dont believe he will take her somewhere extreme, just a nice quite place where no one can her hear moan and plead for help.

>>845163
>I should be able to browse /out/ at work.
kill yourself

>>844725
$40 4 person walmart dome tent

>>845163
i browse from work and i fail to see the problem with op pic. no puss no nip perfectly work safe.

>>845163
Contrary to what the home page says, there is not a single work-safe board on 4chan and you're beyond retarded if you believe there is

>>844828
Not him, but same and I'm 28 ._.

>>845304
so much this.
The is fucking 4chan you stupid fuckers.

>>844796
I just sprouted a phalic object out of my forehead while I traveled back in time
>REI renting equipment
>REI not price gouging throw away equipment

>>845586
Why do you hate rei poorfreind

>>844729

Wow, you're a fucking asshole, like seriously.

>>844725
>I am hoping this trip can get us real physical, if you know what I'm saying.
please elaborate

>>844811
CORRECT

>>844729
like seriously

>>844729

>Treat her right

Worst advice ever.

>>845163
Dude thats a SFW image. Do you see nip? Do you see vag? No. So STFU. You should be working at work not browsing /out/, faggot.

>>844725
>>844960
it is natural for men like you to crave the validation of their existence and get depressed if they fail to feel relevant, responsible, dutiful.
The best way for a man to cater his need for approval is to serve some woman (and some of her children) through emotional&financial support, which he sees as ''a childish useless submissive woman'' [or whore and he feels betrayed by her]
Men are pleased to contribute to someone else life, to support their family.

Why women are a good way to feel relevant? Because women love to be provided for and each woman will always find a man ready to please her.
[for most men, the best feeling of feeling real is when the girl moans from your cock in her pussy, or for the most impotent, their tongue in the pussy]

THe problem for men is that they are disposable in the eyes of each woman, since all men wish to serve the few women who talk to them.
Men must thus invent several ways to please women, invention and creativity which strengthen their feeling of being worthy, relevant, in touch with reality.
Men are too impotent to find other way to feel real.
Once that the a woman replaces a man by another provider, the man gets very upset and depressed.
THis leads men to think that they are better than women, stronger, smarter and that they must built a life outside women. Some men manage to indeed built an empire, but they will always loose it for some women.
Women give meaning to men and betas, no matter how successful outside women, will always give up everything for some relationship with some woman who claim to fancy them.

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>>844808
>but this summer my brothers and i took our cousin /out/ for the first time and busted his ass

>>844793
bit of googleing says Isabella Basteri, no other pics like that though

>>845163
1. You shouldn't be browsing at work
2. You shouldn't be browsing 4chan at work

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>>845163

>browsing 4chan at work at all, even blue boards
>it's 4chan and people say nigger and stuff, probably don't want that popping up on your work wifi/computer
>browsing the internet while you are working
>lastly, this image is pretty tame

>>844833
>bigger tent than you need
More truth. Remember the "sleeps x persons" labels on tents assume that you will have members of the lollipop guild sleeping close enough to feel like you need to call an adult. That's fine if you are only interested in efficient sleeping, but I'd say go bigger.

>>845180
>safe space
I think it's called an event horizon.

>>845589
I like REI so that I can fondle gear that I'm potentially trusting my life with before I go home and order it online.

>>844725
>Now, she and I rent dating but I am hoping this trip can get us real physical, if you know what I'm saying.

What did he mean by this?

>>844729

found the vagina.

>>844725

Idiot

>small one person tent
>hammock
>pray for rain

That way she comes begging to crawl into bed with you, and you don't have to sleep (actual sleep) with her when you fuck up and ruin the trip with your awkwardness.

travelling around with girls is the worst OP. Like seriously, I know maybe one or two chicks i'd be down to have a trip with, because they are self reliant enough and wont bitch at any fucking obstacle / things that dont go the way they re planned. But mostly, i'v had bad experiences, a lot of friends of mine too. I know how great the idea is but its mostly shit. However, if you do find one who's able to travel with you and its chill, fucking marry her.

>>845909
kek good one anon i will quote you!

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>>844725

Can't she just carry more stuff?

I mean, it's courteous and nice to carry her stuff but...extra layers and a tent is not THAT bad weight-wise, right?

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>>845006

No. You stop browsing the internet while people pay you for NOTHING, lazy bastard.

Also, "safe for work" is a very relative term, especially on 4chan.

>>844725
Thicc

>>844911
nah that's patriarchy, senpai

>>846052
there is no patriarchy

>>846126
there sure is
you are just not invited pussy boi

>>845006
It's SFW if there's no nipples.

Remove yourself please.

>>845163
With that attitude i doubt you're old enough to even go to work

>>846040
More like toothpicc

>>844725
OP sounds pretty rapey to me.
I can pretty much assure you no girl wants her 1st time with someone to be in a tent away from plumbing and hygienic conveniences.

>>846527
not like you'd know what a girl wants, faggot.

>>846548
Predictable response from a virgin.

>>846527
>Implying sluts don't crave rape

>>846551
Predictable response from a virgin.

>>846887
Predictable response from a virgin.

>>846921
Predictable response from a virgin.

>>844731
>>844737
>>845612
>>845653
>845653
>>845665
>>845923


>guy asks for advice concerning a girl
>actual girl responds
>"LOL STFU VAGINA, MEN RULE Xd"

good job retards

ITT: Faggots.

>>846980
well op is kinda creepy and i say this as a man.
i wouldn't trust my daughter on his supervision for sure.
but as far as i can decipher op is going in the woods with a prostitute and some retard gone all sjw on his ass and got chewed out.
that's all that happened.

anyways here is my solution to the entire sleeping bag thing.
i buy the cheapest smallest summer sleeping bag.
and i bring a couple of polar blankets and polar sweaters. i change into the polar sweaters at night if the temperature is colder than i thought it would be or it's near winter. and throw one or two polar blankets over the sleeping bag.

the most important part of the insulation however is ground insulation. i like to carry inflatable mattresses not just for their excellent conductive insulation but also for comfort. they are a bit heavy the rest of the set does not weight anything compared but goddamn sleep was miserable before and very comfy after.

the point is you can layer the polar blankets any way you like if you are cold put on two if you are sweating you can throw them aside and open up the sleeping bag.

i have slept with this set in late autumn 4C sometimes it got so goddamn cold in the tent i had to put the polar blanket on my face (you can breath thru them that's an other excellent pro).

>>845687
Dude, Im not even that guy, but what in fucks sake are you fagging on about? If this truly how you think, then I truly feel sorry for you. I hope your life becomes a little brighter and I really do hope being /out/ helps with that

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>>847011
He is spot on though anon.
Wait till you are older, you will see.
Evolution has set things up like this.

>>845687
>for most men, the best feeling of feeling real is when the girl moans from your cock in her pussy
meh, pussy is just meh.
it's much better when the girl is face-hugging your cock imo. at least if she does it right.
i think the majority of the power women have over men is guilt.

we feel guilty because we won the genetic lottery and life is harder on them and they are on the suck end of almost everything (at least physically and biologically). they use this masterfully to manipulate you having collectively built up privileges upon privileges engraved in our culture in the past centuries it finally culminated in them wanting to have everything (aka feminism) even boys stuff. mgtow is a cringe-worthy response to women pushing to take away mens last refuges. imo a real men pushes back when pushed. i know centuries of tradition is against this and all your life training ans socialization is against this, but better to push back than run or be a cuck.

find your pleasures in life and firmly refuse to let women have a say in them.

>>847030
Are you a crypto MGTOW?

this fucking thread

>>847033
no i understand why mgtow is a thing and agree with a lot of shit they are saying but i thing they are giving the wrong response the wrong conclusion.

women constantly push and check where the limits are in a relationship and they do the same on the grand level of society. leave them be and turn your back on them when they are bitching is not a good idea in either case. only saying sorry and groveling is a worse tactic.

>>847003
>anyways here is my solution to the entire sleeping bag thing.
i buy the cheapest smallest summer sleeping bag.
and i bring a couple of polar blankets and polar sweaters. i change into the polar sweaters at night if the temperature is colder than i thought it would be or it's near winter. and throw one or two polar blankets over the sleeping bag.

that's a real shitty solution. How about getting a bag rated to your environment and wearing a jumper if there's a cold snap. Fannying around with extra blankets and all is totally pointless.

About 300-400g of a sleeping bag is just the material.

A 600g 1-2 season bag and an 800g 2-3 season bag both have the same weight of material. So you might as well just get the one with the adequate amount of insulation.

>>847102
>How about getting a bag rated to your environment
i would need 4-5 sleeping bags then. aside from the costs i can't fucking store them anywhere. so no. my solution is pretty good because almost all part of it is useful in different scenarios. for example the polar sweaters can be worn as an undergarment if there is cold and i do wear them like that. and the blankets are good to keep your back warm sitting by the fire. you can also wear it like a cape with a pin.

the only part that is useless for other stuff is the sleeping bag but that's the smallest item in the set.

i tried wool too but fucking heavy and not that much warmer than polar. one advantage of wool is sparks from fire don't makes holes in it.

>>847002
Well, op is kinda creepy and I say this as a giraffe.
I would not trust cabbage with this op for sure.
But I like cheese and sardines in the woods, prostitutes and retards welcome; just no sjws who will chew on trees.
That is all that happened.

>>844725
Your fucking up a slam dunk.

>>847106
>cheese and sardines
you are weird
but i guess pussy will smell like cheese and sardines in the woods after a while.

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>>844725
>sees thread
>>this should be a good one share our stories of /out/ in love
>>>thread gets weird

Shackleton is disappoint /out/

>>847162
seriously /out/ should go get love advice from /k/.

>always good to get advice from your older brother.

>take everything a girl needs
>when she needs them, ask for sexual favors

It's THAT simple, o-pey.

you dont need to keep her warm. youre going to be out in the woods. she cant refuse... because of the implication

>>845163
bruh hold shift and click the post thumbnail while in catalog

What kind of sleeping bag is in pic related? You guys think its like a 2 person bag or what

>>847205
i'm laughing on the mental picture of op pulling this off.
and then he realizes the flaw in his plan.
when the girl is snuggling up to him for bodyheat and grabs his cock with her ice cold fingers and it shrinks right back into his stomach.

>>844725
Just let her know that you plan on raping her before hand.......

>>847205
hello dennis

>>847445
hi

>>847424
The flaw in his plan is that not only is he unprepared, he's going to have a girl with blisters on her feet, a sore back from humping gear in her school backpack, tired, wet, and hungry with nothing but shit food to eat & no water and finds out when she has to shit she has to do it innawoods and doesn't have any butttape, and she's on her period and doesn't have any tampons and creep boy awkward OP is trying to make her whilst isolating her in the middle of fucking nowhere. Flawed from beginning to end.

>>847442
nah op just hoping one thing leads to an other and so on. but it's pretty ridiculous expectation.
>>847892
yeah well if there is going to be sex it's best to get it out of the way on the first day before everyone is tired sore dirty and reeks.

Women are hedonists and their enemy is boredom, effort, risk, danger.
Fortunately, men are desperate enough to feel relevant, dutiful, respected, valued so they are pushy enough to try to be noticed by women (because they fail to be relevant beyond women). and sooner or later, they cracks the bf-shield

Women know that chads and other robots are willing to help them, to have an easy life. The natural problem of women is that they get bored sooner or later with whoever choose to try to entertain them.
So women change their partners to avoid the rut and to create drama. men do not like to be changed, since they loved to be relevant for once in their life, they whine and hate women when women find other providers.
Of course, changing partners constantly becomes a bore too, so they want some fixed men in their life to give them emotional and material support, Rarely sex because women know that, no matter how good the lover is, it gets boring sooner or later.
When they are replaced, men become resentful towards women, since they lose the validation of their existence. They pretend that they can live without women and that they even are better than women, smarter, stronger (in forgetting that women do not need to be so, because men want to be so in place of women)

Knowing that they are not able to stop loving to be supported by men, Women love also to think that they need no man and that they live to help others >muh compassion. This is part of the tactic to enhance their pleasures: women think that they are good people in society, only to feel even more raw, more animal, more of a little minx, typically in private, when they are fucked properly by some beta ready to serve them sexually.

You sound like a fag
If youre really a massive fag just throw her bag off a cliff so you need to share to stay warm

>>847983
What the actual fuck are you even talking about?

Threads like this make me realize how fucked most of our society really is in terms of relationships.

I know im on 4chan but holy fuck, some of you guys really think every chick out there is just trying to manipulate every guy around them. Not a healthy mentality homies, hope you grow out of it, lest you live a sad and lonely existence

>>848132
I cant unsee it though anon. Once you tune into it, you see the deception all around.
I still crave women but when I talk to them and see them scheme it get so angry.
It sucks.

>>848132
Agreed. And doesn't even rise to the level of trolling. These types of posters are the very definition of forever alone. Sad!

>>848161
Oh look, the girls agree

>>844765
If she doesn't like /out/ then why like her?

>>844766
>"Nah, just a guy born in rural Australia who has witnessed some pretty backwards and horrific attitudes towards women by dudes."

t. nu-male

>>848132
>every chick out there is just trying to manipulate every guy around them.
I can honestly say that it is close to an 8 out of 10 ratio or higher. Very rare is it to meet a genuine female that is willing to pull her own share.

>>848177
They seem to happily think it's a slur to say that most guys are forever alone, not realizing that means most women will lead increasingly difficult lives, full of cats and desperation, as a result

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>>848313
B-but I really like my cats. Here's my newest bud. I'm gonna try and take him /out/ with me on a harness when he's a little bigger.

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>>848187

ever since NMS happened I'm fucking loving this nu-male meme

Don't push it. If it's gonna happen, it sure as fuck will happen. Girls don't go on camping trips alone with guys they don't trust.

>>848061
Life lessons, you nu-male cuck

>>848132
Cuck

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>>848341
>>848688

Wouldn't expect to get laid at all op....

Especially if you are dating you already lost.
She got your balls in the 'lets do something different'
She will tick you as a weird adventure and done.

You should have a B&B as backup.

Having a king size hotel, beach and booz is 100% lay.... out not so much

>>846052
kek no

>>848915
>>848923
>>848932
>>848935
You have to be ___this___ much of a feminist to throw a temper tantrum like this

>>846165
>Be at work
>Looking at extremely sexually suggestive photos on my computer
>Boss comes by
>"Hello anon, what's happening?.... Uhmm, let me see hereee.... Yeah. Not seeing any nipples! All clear, haha! See you at lunch anon! Remember those TPS reports!"

I don't think that's how it goes.

>>844729
>>844766
>>844848
you sound like a total degenerate.
The only girls who get 'raped' by men when going /out/ are the stupid girls that will be extremely flirty and touchy clearly showing they want it but as soon as the guy gets into the mood they stop. Stupid girls who want to get men angry and frustrated, your friends are in the right. Girls like that deserve to get What's coming to them, its pretty easy to just be friends not just be friends but let me be extremely loose around you and make you think I want to fuck and then pretend I don't know where you got that from.

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>>849029
>16

>>848975
it is unless you work in a gay bar or some feminazi shithole of a workplace where you're constantly walking on egg shells.

>>849035
why is there even sfw boards? If you're at work you should be you know fucking working.

>>849038
Safe for work is just a catch all term. It doesn't mean it's safe for just work, it's kind of a way of saying it's something you can look at in a public place, and isn't pornographic, graphic, or offensive.

>>849030

>redforeman.exe
>jackass.dll

>>844729

Are you a cuck or a woman?

Fuck her, she must carry what is needed. Yes or yes.

>>849030
>>848970
what got deleted?

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>>849378
Whole bunch of cropped porn pics. Didn't miss much.

This thread is retarded

>>844766
You are just a fucking faggot.
I would kill you if I saw you in the outback with no one to help you. ffs
>implying anyone would help you.

>>844811
Strawman. OP was not asking for advice that will help him rape her, only to make her time /out/ with him as comfortable as can be. You saw this as an indication of rape when it clearly isnt.

>>850174
>Creepy guy that wants to fuck lures a girl I to the wilderness

Okay

What the fuck is going on in this thread.
You're all a bunch of idiots arguing over nothing.

>>850182
Welcome to 4chan faggot

>>850182
>arguing over whether she wants to get raped
>arguing over whether and how he should rape her
>arguing over nothing

Rape isn't nothing my virginal friend, it's why we are all here

>>844725
Get a cheap tent from Walmart .

They carry a 4 man Ozark Trail ones for $30ish.
>Cheap
>Room for activities

Theyre waterproof for a couple trips, but after that they wear out pretty quick. But hey a couple of trips is all you'll need it for!

women hate camping.

>>844725
>Pic related is what I hope to achieve
nude girl facepalming while see outside your tent?

this is my first visit to /out/ and my god, you guys are just as much autistic spergs as I imagined. OP bring some baby wipes, you don't wanna be going down on a rank ass musky pussy do you?

>>844725
No sleeping bag so she will be forced to cuddle with you for warmth

>>850555

>autistic spergs

Fuck off back to Starbucks normie

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>>850555
>you don't wanna be going down on a rank ass musky pussy do you?
This is my fetish

>>850645
it's not funny you know. girl wants me to go down, she has to rinse her hole thoroughly.

>>849025
>let me be extremely loose around you and make you think I want to fuck and then pretend I don't know where you got that from
yeah that's annoying. girl with giant boobs a push up bra and a cut out t-shirt saying "eyes up" is worth of a good smack in the face in my opinion.

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>>850705
>>850705
I know that feel.
Just right now at the coffee shop some chick caught me looking at her belly button because she was wearing like a half shirt.
She covered it with her hand.
I really only glanced at it without thinking and now I get to feel like a fucking asshole all day.

>>850730
>now I get to feel like a fucking asshole all day
u fokin aye raped her m8.

but seriously you shouldn't feel bad for looking at exposed bodyparts. if women didn't want to be looked at they would all wear burkas and shit.

>>850630
Fuck off back to r9k you weird autistic creature.

>>850730
feel bad about what exactly, you faggot?

>>850768
That some woman thought I was creepy
its a form of rejection and it sucks

>>850775
>its a form of rejection and it sucks
interesting way to see things

>>849038
Ensures a certain level of quality and decorum.

>>850787
>interesting way to see things
how else could you see it?

>>851173
pouty bitch feeling more insecure than she thought she would feel in the presence of males.

/r9k/ please leave, this board is about the scary outdoors

>>851174
This was more like "you are not good enough to look at me like that".

>>844729
And you sound like a problematic, stupid cunt, like a problematic, stupid cunt you clearly are.

>treat her right

Jesus holy fucking christ.

>>851251
maybe that's just your interpretation. bitches are really insecure even tho they like to put on acts of defiance and try to pretend they are hot shit.

>>844766
Do you have any idea how pathetic you actually sound?

>>848822
Underrated post

>>844960
>Not sure if it's your (or her) thing, but having a drink or 2 before bed is a nice idea.

Anon literally advocated raping her and nobody gave a fuck? What the hell?

Dude, op giving her ANY amount of alcohol removes her ability to give consent. That's already iffy given the coersive environment (remote tent where he has her isolated and vulnerable). She may blame herself, or she may keep silent, but it's flat out fucking rape if you do it.

>>847167

OP already said she's a real female and not a trap, so this isn't really /k/'s wheelhouse.

>>851687
Any amount of alcohol?

So if the guy has a drink, and she doesnt, and they have sex, she's raping him?

You're saying 2 adults can't enjoy a drink and then have sex because it's rape?

If both the guy and girl have a drink, it's still the girl being raped? The uy can't give consent either so are they raping each other?

Adults can drink alcohol and still give consent. Having a drink before bed is not the same thing as being blackout drunk.

>>847226

You just discovered why people still use rectangular bags.

>>850179

"Creepy" = opinions, facts, people, places, groups I disagree with.

Your adjective is doing all the heavy lifting in that sentence.

>>851695
That probably is what they are saying. I've seen the idea going around. Except for the girl being able to rape a drunk guy part. (Maybe guys can be raped by women but no one cares.)

Another surprising one is "you can say 'yes', but still be raped" Unfortunately I can't find that article any more. I guess even affirmative consent wasn't enough for some activists.

This thread reminds me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE

>>851764
kek
"you can say 'yes', but still be raped"
i know you can say yes to a blowjob but if she slips a finger up your asshole then you are violated faster than you can say wtf???

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>>851797
>getting bj from girl
>slides finger up butt
>lol i thought guys li-
>no carol. im leaving.
>hey it was just a jo
>carol i thought you were different. i will be contacting my lawyer, i recommend you get one as well
>what, ill let you do me im sorry
>carol, rape isint funny, goodbye
imagine if girls had to put up with the bullshit we do

/out/ sex is some of the best sex. Wife and I spend sundays hiking, sexing, and shooting. Found time to go out this morning as well.

>>851687

Go back to your chickens Liz.

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>>851946
>/out/ sex is some of the best sex.
>has never had /out/ sex
the smell anon.
THE SMELL

>>851949
Is that what I think it is

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>>851956
its what /out/ sex smells like. unless your wife is a vegan, i dont recommend it.

>>851940
>imagine if girls had to put up with the bullshit we do
maybe these nu-males i hear about lately will make sure of that

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>>851960
you have to understand, the type of girl to date a nu male, is going to agree with a nu male, they are the evolved form of hipster, heres what it does to sweden,
>pic related
how are we supposed to camp with these people?? it takes testosterone to survive in the wilderness

>>851957

Not sure about you but my wife doesnt leak like a pinto in a fenderbender. Probably should get that checked out. Pretty sure whatever woman you were with was as disgusting as possible to try and make you not want anything while /out/.

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>>851970
>hot
>sweaty
>wiping with toilet paper
>drip drying
>no showers
>eating raw meat(does not help the stomach, see above)
>tiny tent
its not as nice as you make it out to be, its happened on multiple occasions,the only time it diddnt is when the girl was a whole food vegan, her sweat smelt like lavender.

>>851966
so you are saying these nu-males would only enjoy stuff up their asses?

>>851687
Did you miss the part where he said "don't be pushy", "don't have expectations", and "don't get her drunk"?

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>>851976
they sure act like it, you know how all girls are bi? its kind of like that, 'tearing down modern male expectations'
>inb4 not all girls are bi
i know a lot of lady friends, very few of them had Not experimented with a girl,

>>851973
I'm guessing you're a vegan.

If someone eats a very different diet from you they are likely to smell bad. It's one of the many reasons Indians are known to stink.

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>>852015
you guessed wrong, but sweaty stinky sex is not fun, vegans smell way better than normal people, it the same reason why ferret poop smells worse than hamster poop,

>>852020
wrong pic

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>>852020
>>852015
vegan propaganda
Its amazing how good P3TA is at coming up with this shit and getting it into the mainstream.

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>>852246
im not a vegan, im eating kfc right now, vegan girls smell better than normal healthy girls
>prove me wrong

>>852428
you've never sniffed a girl
>prove me wrong

>>852428
victim of propaganda

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>>852429
take two girls, one is a vegan, one is normal
>which one smells better?
>which one sweats this weird sweet sweat?
>which one has fucked up hormones that make her smell good?
>which one is seriously lacking in testosterone?
[spoiler]its the vegan[/spoiler]
>>852535
have you even eaten a vegan before??

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>>844729
>Pls don't be an unnecessary creeper OP. Treat her right

Cuck

>>852746
god that makes me cringe

>>852746
yeah i'm sure she spent a lot of time on the phone while reading a page every hour or so.

>>844771
You know, a weekend camping trip isn't rocket science.

>>844725
As someone who has done exactly this OP let me give you some helpful hints (this is exactly how me and my current girlfriend became so)

1. Don't expect to get laid. Sex in a tent is uncomfortable. Just cuddle her

2. Make sure she has good shoes and socks otherwise you're in for a whole "my feet hurt" after 10 miles

3. Make sure she has a water bottle (not kidding, she drank half my water cos she didnt bring any and we had to call off the walk shorter)

4. Make sure you have some strong alcohol so it's light and make yourselves a little campfire to create that silent romantic moment

Good luck and have fun. But if she says she doesnt have "much" gear, assume she has fuck all and pack your bag for 2 people

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>>844725
remember op
1women are all just retarded childish baby machines
2just take a gay boy from Craigslist, hell help you out with manly camping work and will actually have anal(which rarely happens with girls). men can learn things much faster as well,
better in every way, especially if you arent even dating the girl

>>853352
Your pic made me cry.
I wish I was gay because women can be so horrible.
I have seen the exact scenario acted out in real life.Its fucking brutal.

>>844725
i envy you so much

>>853365
Birds have a stage where they hop around and the mother follows them from a distance only feeding them until they learn to fly

>>844725
>am hoping this trip can get us real physical, if you know what I'm saying.

What did he mean by this?

>>853391
he wants to batter the shit out of her and leave her naked traumatized senseless dripping blood and jizz in the wilderness obviously.

You guys do realize that for well adjusted people a male and a female spending time alone is usually code for them being at least considering something sexual right?

>>853427
>well adjusted people
>4chan
>lonely, socially awkward weeaboos
UWOTM8?

>>853427
if a girls invites me up that means we are fucking no exceptions. cause of the implications...

>>846052

Prove it.

>>853425
Well I'm gonna go masturbate now.

>>853427

>well adjusted people

I've never met one of those and doubt they exist aside from tv

>>853505
>/tv/
HAHAHAHAHA
/tv/ is the second worst board on 4chan, everyone there is a retard pedophile

>>853352
This made me sad all day

>>845906
I also agree here. a 6 man is functionally a 4 man tent and so forth. My piece of advice for OP is to also bring a blanket in case she's cold. Women are slimmer and hence lose heat easier. The extra blanket in case she's cold is you doing something considerate for her. And hey she might ask you to share it with her. Either way you look good. Be patient with her out there too. Take it easy out there with someone less experienced.

>>844833
Awwww yeahhhhh. I've boned many chicks in my Eureka. Interestingly all Asian chicks. It's not the lightest tent and doesn't do well in high wind (30+mph), but its roomy

>>851966
Wtf is this webm

>>845687
It works both ways. But it's even worse for women because they need men even more then men need women to validate their existence.

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>>853791
All the euro boys are now made to flame the gay in public at all times now so as not to intimidate girls.

>>844725
> I was considering just having her carry her sleeping bag and foodstuff and a small cook set for us because it's lightweight, while I carry tent

BETA AS FUCK

>>853857
As long as she brings the pussy who cares?

>>853854
low quality bait
it really is just sweden

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>>853913
>it really is just sweden
But sweden is the best of europe
As goes sweden, so goes the continent

>>853864
Basically this

>>853916
>As goes sweden, so goes the continent
that's like saying as goes canada so does all america that's retarded.

>>853928
No its like saying as goes america, so goes canada.
And that is pretty accurate.

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>>853916
>sweden is the best of europe

>>853932
nah, us might be stronger but canada is way better in socialism. same with germany and sweden.

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>>854003
>canada is way better in socialism

>>851687
I don't say this very often, but you should actually kill yourself. No joke. You should walk into your kitchen right now, find the largest bottle of mystery chemical you have on hand, and down the thing. Hell, if you have more than one bottle, drink em both. Maybe you'll get some neat reactions going on inside your gut.

>>848975
Maybe... maybe... just maybe... you shouldn't be browsing a Persian knitting board while you're at work. Its possible that, you know, instead of browsing a site that has a reputation for housing much less SFW things than sideboob, you should be actually working. One would think that if your boss walked by and saw you doing anything aside from what he's paying you to do, you would soon find yourself unemployed.

>>851966
That one girl always reminds me of Jeb Bush.

>>853539
No, I think he was talking about the actual tv, anon. I think its time to take a break from posting for a little while.

>>854340
I can't, I can never leave this place

>>844731
Excellent taste in movies

>>851687
>Dude, op giving her ANY amount of alcohol removes her ability to give consent.
man i just realized i'm a serial rapist what do now?

>>854400
You and every other man who's had sex with two women.

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>>851687
kekaroo

>>851687
Giving a girl a drink and then sleeping with her is rape? Bruh, are you soft in the head? It's not like he's telling OP to literally shove drugs and alcohol down her throat. If she's super against sleeping with anyone during the time and has a modicum of presence of mind, she'll reject the drink. FFS, you're going by the autistic Tumblr logic where all drinks at a bar are inevitably rape.

Drinking doesn't remove your ability to consent. You consented to the fucking drink in the first place and unless you were born yesterday, you know that shit inhibits your judgment. You understand the risk and the fact that you're gonna make stupid ass choices while drunk.


Go back to fucking Tumblr, cunt.

>>854504
>Drinking doesn't remove your ability to consent.


Yes it does in america .This is by law now.
Read a book mate , things are changing grampa.

>>853427
I'm sure that guys assuming this and then not getting the sexual response they expected, contributes to rape. Don't expect a girl to fuck you as payment for your friendship. Jesus christ.

>>854510
>>854629
This makes me feel better about being a rapist, now that I know so many other people are doing it.

>>844725
Yoooo need more pics like this please.

>>854510
not so long ago getting drunk as a skunk sleeping around and regretting the next day was just a meme.

>>854510
You are still responsible for your actions while drunk. If you kill a person while drunk driving, you are liable .... and yes you consented to driving.

>>854858
>>854858
Only for men or women who dont have a man to blame for getting them drunk.
If a woman gets drunk by herself in her apartment then drives and kills someone, then yes she is responsible.
But if a male bought her drinks then he is responsible.

>>845687
My man, how high are you right now?
You've even got me reading through 3/4 of your text, because I was trying to comprehend how you came up with this bullshit.

>>846527
What the fuck are you talking about, it could be romantic as fuck.
>OP manage to be friend with a girl
>they become relatively close
>when one day he manage to get the courage to ask her to go on a trip with her
>after reassuring her, she accept
The simple fact that she accepted going to be alone with anon is somewhat a proof she's expecting something physical, which is not necessarily sex.
>after some hours of hiking and taking break because she's new to this they find a nice place
>anon make her some bomb ass spaghetti with some wine
>he manage to cuddle with her in front of a fire he made
>end up in the tent
>she's so comfortable she gives him her first time

Get some fantasy up your ass faggot.

>>848257
You're right, but 8/10 of men are just as bad, and you'll find them mostly in this thread.

>>851736
You're fucking retarded, woman can enjoy taking a drink just as much as guys do. Have you even went to a bar? Talk to some actual people instead of listening to all the propaganda that sjw and spewing?

The very idea to think that a woman is automatically vulnerable when she drinks without being forced to is misogynist. There are shit tons of girl who can out-drink man and I've seen that happen, faggot.

>>854942
sjw are spewing*

>>844828
>>845310

34 here and same for me.
currently have a super amazing /out/ wife of 13 years who is 4 months pregger and looking to take a bull elk next weekend

number of broads don't mean shit

>>855009
fuck off breeder scum

>>855009
>4 months pregger and looking to take a bull elk next weekend
dirty slut
a bull elk and while pregnant?
what if it damages the baby?

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>I asked a girl to come with me on a backpacking trip in the next few weeks

This thread is 17 days old. Will OP return here and let us know the outcome? We need closure.

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>>844725
Me and my girlfriend are like pic related every time we go camping, it feels good desu. Naked girlfriend on one side, and loaded shotgun on the other side. Super comfy!

>>855507
>Will OP return?
OP is in jail for rapiness

>>844729
>If its some $15 bag rated at 15 degrees then its obviously useless

it's not useless for getting her to climb into yours

>>854942
I think you are confused. I was stating, I've seen articles arguing these points. I was not saying I believed in them.

I'm 40. I've been to a bar.

>>846527
lol I did this it was fun you sound like a pussy ass faggot sex is dirty just like camping

>>853352
this is what happened to my girlfriends dad

>>854942

>misogynist

Cuckoff

>>852746
who learns in bed

>>852846
Alcohol is a degenerate activity, congrats on destroying your relationship.

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Are you fucking permavigin bitches still arguing about this stupid topic?

Yall are worse than the fat chicks on /cgl/!

> go /out/
> take a chick
> fuck her inna tent
> make her suck your cock
> make her cook you breakfast

>>856846
this is so sad

>>853381

fucking underrated post

>>856157
But why have you a swiss-army knife tough?

>>856967
He is going to try to carve the fat off her miserable ankles

>>853352
How is this even possible. There are laws against parental alienation and shit. Why didn't the grandparents say anything, why didn't the extended family say anything. Fucking degenerate white culture.

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>>856980

Learn edible everything, dont kill Your new girlfriend, get 2-3 regional survival books in extra small edition.

Also "The friendly swede" get 2 bracelets, give her one in case You die from stupidity.

>>856980
kek to you sir.

>>856842
>sex is dirty just like camping
uuugh, do you inbred cunts not shower before fucking?

>>853352
Nobody cares about your disgusting fetishes, next time you go /out/ remember to pack a little bit extra paracord so you can hang yourself and cleanse the gene pool.

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>An innocent thread about advice for hooking up in the woods turns into a 200+ post thread about misogyny, rape culture, sexual fetishes

Never change /out/

>>857087
i think this is really this entire site. no matter which board you choose there will be a way to predictably trainwreck any thread and make it a shitfest about feminism rape fetishes threats of violence and blatant shitposting.

>>857087
>An innocent thread
>implying this was not bait

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>>855009

>>850179
>Creepy guy that wants to fuck lures a girl I to the wilderness
>Cool guy that wants to fuck invites a girl camping for fun
FTFY

>>856987
90% of the time those laws only help women.

>>849385
Fuck you homo!

>Always be 40ish pounds over weight
>Get into /out/ to lose weight
>Wife joins me and she gets into the same shape she was when she was a high school cheerleader


Win win for me, I lose weight and feel great and get a hotter wife. Thanks /out/

>>856897

I'm doing it right now senpai

Ultimate comfort so I can study for longer

>>853916
Can someone tell me what this vehicle is? Where do I get one?

How many souls does it cost? It looks like an offroad cargo van converted into an RV... And that's amazing.

>>857087
it's okay. this post puts it at it's bump limit. bye-bye stupid thread

>>858078
I thought the bump limit was 400?

>>858063
It's a van.

You would be surprised how insanely expensive the camper conversions of them are especially off road ones like that.

You could DIY your own, but it won't be finished as nice. It's time consuming, and expensive if you want it to be very functional.

If you want to go cheap, you just buy a van, and throw in an air mattress in the back. From there, sky's the limit. You can install heat and AC, cabinets, a bathroom with grey and black tanks, solar, ect ect.

>>858330
Insanely expensive as in $100K plus. They're really expensive new.

>>844766
>Australia
Everytime

>>845163
Drink bleach.

>>844725
quit browsing for a few months and came back to a bunch of faggots acting like retards. I can't tell if it has always been this way or I was just so drawn into it that I couldn't notice.

>>844725
Sex looks like it would be comfy af but in reality probably smelly af. I guess if there was a lake to bathe in it would be better.

>>858931
or bring sanitation wipes my nigga.

>>848975
>be at work
>looking at [something that isn't work]
>boss comes by
>get back to work

>>858935
What do you recommend?