Ladies and Gentlemen but mostly ladies, I’m here with you again.
You wouldn’t believe the sheer heights I’ve risen to since you all last gathered round last month. I’m now chief plant architect of the housing co-op where I moved just 2 weeks ago.
Once the minorities I will pay to build it for me are finished, I’ll have 10 garden beds under my fief.
>>840081
If I get my way, and I always do, it will also have 3 oversized compost bins, a perennial food forest and a bench for me to seat my royal ass.
>>840081
>>840084
I’ve also built these.
There’s 2 things I like about sub irrigated planters. One, you never have to water them.
And two, you never have to water them.
If irrigating by hand is beneath the African lion, it’s beneath me as well.
>>840096
My old garden will remain mine as well, because once you win land, you must never relinquish control.