Who /hiking with bae/ here?

>>832006
>bae

You are either underage or a nigger.

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>>832006
It's like you're asking to attract moar bears.

She can stay at home until she gets on the pill.

>>832160

She can still spot on the pills or with an IUD. Get in a relationship for once so you can know this shit.

>>832006
Are you the same double nigger who asked
>Who /shooting with bae/ here
>>>/k/30908066

Fucking mongrel, off yourself please.

>>832155
Sometimes its just too easy, guys

>u mad bae?

>>832285
>oh shit, people speak like adults on this board?
>no matter, I was just le trolling the whole le time!!!!! hehe

>>832285
You aren't supposed to reveal that you were only pretending to be retarded so early.

>>832297
>adult
>starts fucking with the word bae instead of just getting to the point
>Speak like adults

I occasionally go for walks, nothing else entertains me anymore, done with all of the media and games. Can ya suggest some interesting topics to touch while out?

>bae
Fuck off.

>>832332
>I occasionally go for walks, nothing else entertains me anymore
Read a book, listen to podcasts, hike.

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>>832285

>>832155
Wazzamatta boo?

>>832285
>i was only pretending to be a nigger!

Wife used to come out all the time. Now she usually stays with the baby.

>>832602
So the baby's father comes with you or does he just do his own thing?

>>832605
Heh, fucking 4chan...

>>832602
>now she stays on the couch eating chips
ftfy

>>832155
Come on man. You know niggers don't go outdoors.

>>832605
Are you friends with your wife's son's dad?

>>832688
of course, he's my best friend. i've known him since we were 8.

>>832593
>>832573
>>832299
>>832297
Literally am not op, just passing by
Stay autistic,/out/

>>832714
>I'm totally not OP!

>t. OP

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>>832006
>tfw can't find a bae to hike with
>fantasize of dying alone in the mountains

"Bae" would be pronounced "bye," not "bay." Stop using it, you mongoloid twat.

>>832160
diva cup, son

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>>832160
>tfw no bear /out/ bf to go hiking with

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>>834817
>hairless
>bear

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>>834817
that's not even close to a bear

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present

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>>835113
stop posting those kittens

I need to join a Venture crew. Aged out of my Boy Scout Troop, and coed is just so much more fun.

>>835185
not remotely a bear
learn to gay

>>832006
-men want to be validated, to feel relevant, meritorious, worthy, responsible, like he says
-when men feel disconnected from reality, non-worthy, they think of suicide
-men understand that other men are just as pathetic as them
-therefore men cannot be validated by other men, but by something that is not male
-men want therefore to be validated by
--women
--higher men who do not feel the need to be validated
-higher men are rare
-women are not rare
-how to be validated, to be noticed by cumdumpsters?
-women are hedonistic, which means they are egotistic and what feeds their ego is their pleasures.
-therefore, to be noticed by women, men love to try to please women
-how to please tramps?
-women love sex and money
-women love to love sex and money
-- therefore men give them money and sex FOR FREE
-men understand then that other men give money and sex to the same woman.
-men understand that women LOVE to have plenty of lovers
-men understand that women DESPISE poor &/or ugly men SINCE those men cannot feed her hedonism
-most men remain unvalidated, unnoticed and whine >no gf
-women compete with other to get the best men
-most women always get what they want from men, even a solid decade after their menopause. EACH girl KNOWS that, in her life, there will ALWAYS be one man more dedicated to her than to any other girl.
-women want sex, as said, but equally to be entertained outside the bedroom (which cost money)
-the goal of the girl is to get the best man who will focus on her for a very long time
-no such man exists, so she will seek men who satisfy her through sex and other men who satisfy her through comfort
-men being worms, they build various strategies to provide for women
-men being worms, they attempt to avoid passing for worms in saying ''women are sluts and useless''

the fact is that women are smarter than worms, and worms despises this. they will say that any other woman which is not their /true one/wife-gf/oneitis is a whore out of bitterness.

>>836340
Dude what the fuck are you talking about go see a fucking therapist or something. OP just asked if anyone went hiking with their girlfriend and you launch into some kind of rant about how women are worm queens.

This is literally why youre still a virgin

I've taken my girlfriend hiking with me a couple of times, it was kind of fun but she had a really slow pace and she couldn't carry much. She grew up in Singapore so she has literally no experience with the outdoors either. It was okay and I'll probably take her again, but I think she was kind of lying so as to make me happy when she said that she had a great time.

She got really spooked whenever she saw bugs as well, I think I shouldn't have taken her on a two day trip.

Any tips on how to get my girlfriend into doing more outdoorsy stuff? For reference she's 19, grew up in a highrise apartment and didn't do anything outdoorsy as a child. She's also terrified of bugs

>>836408
haha!

It seems this conclusion of his has been built upon as yet another year where he is still a virgin progresses.

>>836605
Throw a bucket of bugs on her while she sleeps.

>>836736

This desu. Aversion therapy.

>>836340
It must be sad being you.

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>>836340

>>832155
why you hef to be mad?

>>836605
that fact that she would at least pretend to have liked it and not immediately refuse to do anything else like that is a goid sign. but yeah, 2 days right out the gate was probably a bit much. i'd back-pedal to things like day hikes, mellow double kayak trips on a lake or bay, a guided couple hour horseback trip, star gazing trips, feeling her out for what she likes, and start building up from scratch.

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>>836340

>>833470
>not understanding that language evolves

>>838205
>also not understanding that his pronunciation is anglocentric, and does not account for other languages

>>832006
I'm staying single until I can find an /out/girl, it's a rather good sign of sanity I've figured. Girls with BPD, NPD and other issues can't go for more than an hour without whining, it's a great second date to go for a short hike.

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We hiked 1200 miles of the AT this summer, does this mean we win or something?

>>838813
>1200

ur gonna have to try harder than that

>>838816
The GR20 is on the cards for the end of september?

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Just dayhikes, really. We'd like to do a multi-day trail but there aren't many options for us except Tobermory and Algonquin Park. Any suggestions for around the GTA would be great.

She keeps up fine, but she has a lot of irrational fears about bears, sharks, and anything else that's ever eaten someone in a movie, so she tends to fret a lot when we hike in the dark.

>>836340
Is that chapter 1 of the MRA handbook?

>>838813
THICK

>839145
Y'all are a cute couple.

>>839145

>racemixing
>posting your gf's photo on 4chan

strikes 1 and 2

>>839187
Spotted the jealous forever alone NEET

>>839187

Hi /pol/

>>833778
Literally none of these boys knows what that is; plus, diva cups aren't for every girl.

>>839187
They both look Finnish.

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>>839145
u should show her a pic of this little(big) fella

ive always liked nature but never really went out to it.she got me into hiking. we just did whitney last month

>>839262
Hi slut

>>839911
>whitney
Nice my man, real pretty there

I've gone on a couple of hikes with women when I was younger (20's - 30's). They talk the whole time, had less endurance than I did (and I was only average) and don't tolerate discomfort, like sore feet, or fatigue at all well.

They will brag up how athletic they are beforehand but you'll find out that was empty bragging when you actually get out on the trail with them. Women will deny this.

>>839580
underrated post

>>835185

>Cali muscle
>bear

He's a steroid filled narcissistic faggot. Bears need to be swole, hairy, and around %20BF or more. Also bearded.

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>>832285

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>>833453
Too close, man, too close.

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>>832155
r9k pls go

>>838813
I say stop hiking and open up a veal diner, you'll have an endless supply with those calves. DISGUSTING.

>>837710
it's only game

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>>836340
what?

>>838207
>speaking english
>accounting for other languages

>>838207
>anglocentric
>we are speaking english currently

>>839145
disgusting

>>832160
Still have periods on the pill.
Still can spot on depo.
Still can spot on IUD (still has periods using copper IUD)
Still can spot on Implanon/Nexplanon.

>virgin detected

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Going to do 70km in 3 days with gf in 2 weeks, in pic related place. Long walks, not so steep. i hope we'll do fine.

>>843735
> not having a qt3.14 gf who doesn't get periods because she's 95lbs and 5'9".
do u evn try my man

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>>843756
>tfw no qt3.14 trap camping buddy

>Be me solo out trip
>Bring my dog
>See cutie pull into access point
>She has a dog too give friendly wave
>Hike in 20k hike find good little spot to set up camp
>Hour later cutie and her dog show up shoot the shit for a while
>She heads of starting to get dark
>Day two early morning hit the trail shot hike further in 10k give or take
>Chilling at site widdling some wood
>Who shows up again cutie and her dog
>She asks if she can set up camp near me I have no complains
>We hang out chat head to bed
>Cook breakfeast talk some more
>She was heading back I still had two more days
>She give me here number been dating for 9 months now

Just shows you can meet your dream girl out!

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>>836340
Get outta here with that you autist

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>Be me
>No gf
>Go out into the deep butthole (pic related)
>Spend 2 weeks out there
>Smoke weed and stare at the fire/stars for a few nights, get drunk on one or two nights, and trip 4pt shrooms while 30 miles away from any other humans.
>Poach a deer with my nugget, make amazing time, do a lot of scrambling and a little bouldering.
>Read the entirety of Notes From The Underground
>Play a lot of guitar out there as well

This whole time, im thinking,
>tfwnogf to do drugs/get drunk and laugh with
>tfwnogf to trip balls and talk about metaphysics with
>tfwnogf to shoot stuff with
>tfwnogf to rock climb with
>tfwnogf who plays an instrument to play music with
>tfwnogf to read quietly and discuss literature with
And then I go back to real life, and see the girls around me. Its not like I have trouble getting girls, its just that I hate them all so much. None of them can play instruments or read outside of YA shit or rock climb or handle their shit out in the woods. None of them can casually do drugs and maintain a productive lifestyle, none of them can weight lift and run and swim and debate and play grand strategy.
To be honest, hookup culture does not appeal to me at all. I dont want some hole to fuck, I want an actual life partner, but its just so damn hard because none of them are useful. I dont want to get /r9k/ here like some of the previous posters, so simply to say, I dont care about all of that MRA redpill shit, I dont call women whores, I just havent found the right one and that pisses me off.

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>>846444
>Carrying a nuget
>Trip on Shrooms
>Get Drunk
>Smoke Weed

Anon......

One of these things should never be done while doing the others.....

>>846445
Drugs dont depersonalize you enough to make you do something rash with a firearm.
I would generally unload the gun and put it in the tent during my excursions. Weed and alcohol are no problem, its not like I would shoot myself. Shrooms have an extremely low possibility of inducing a suicidal state, but that requires the user to be in a bad situation, and I was in the best situation possible. It wouldent have mattered anyway, because I left my campsite and went for an ultralight day hike up on a ridge. The visuals were absolutely beautiful.
Point is, its not like the movies where people smoke weed or get drunk and become a different person entirely.

>>835185
>>834817
Stop pretending you know what a bear is.

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>>835185
>>835113
>>834817
t.bisexual

>>846446
Just be careful nigga because if you get caught with drugs and guns at the same time, especially if the cop or ranger can tell you are fucked up, you will get raped by the long dick of the law and never own a legal gun again.

Even weed. If a cop stops you with a g and a gun, even if you haven't smoked anything, they will make up some BS about you having a weapon and being under the influence.

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>>846465
>San juans
Nobody goes out there. Fucking ever. Its literally a massive expanse of wilderness with absolutely no people at all.
If a park ranger ever decided to walk 30 miles through wildreness with no trail in a specific direction, spend days searching for my camp (which I hide pretty well) catch up to me somehow, and aprehend me, I would tell him to fuck off because there is literally nothing he could do to me. The law dosent exist way out there, its not like he can call his buddies and get me.
Point is, this aint a little tiny day hike on a trail.

>>832155
This. Fuck your nigger lingo OP.

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>>832160
>implying I wouldn't bring "protection"
Need something to shoot that bitch in the knee with when I make my escape

>>833778
gross dude. my girl went all hippy and tried one....grossest thing ever

>>836340
holy kek!!!

>>835185
>black bear

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Holy shit this board is complete shit.

>>832006
people only go outside beausse they are lonely and gay

>>847318
nothing bear about that guy.

>>839145
>racemixing
and here comes elliot rodger 2.0

>>836340

y'all niggas get all mad when this guy spits the truth.

the sooner you know how to play the game, the sooner you get to play.

>>845336
this is a cute story. I'm glad you guys didn't just bang it out. tell her I said hi.

>>846444
You have to try
-sports clubs
-Intellectual areas in major cities
-parks maybe
you cant pick up good women at a suburban grocery store

>>846444
Nice triples. You sounds pretty redpilled. Maybe if you quit deciding that you hate all women so much you might find one who has the same interests as you.

>>839145
she's hideous, m8. if you're going to go after slopes, at least try not to pick one that even her own people don't want.

>>846444

I guess you're just better than they are, anon

>>846444

You can't find them because they're out there doing stuff on their own just like you are, dipshit

Obviously you're hanging out in the wrong places. Get a job at REI or some shit, you might have a better change of meeting a grill like that

>>848326
>you cant pick up good women at a suburban grocery store
Maybe you can't. Suburban grocery is one of the easiest places to pick up women.

>>848352
That's pretty mean anon, who hurt you?

>>843397
Fucking LEL

>>843756
I have a wife that I intend to impregnate next week.

>>832006
>bae
What is this supposed to mean?
Is it Scandanavian or something?

>>849557
it's nigger speech like senpai

>>849104
i said good and not easy

>>849110
your mother, she went back to your dad.

but seriously, although rare, there are indeed attractive asian girls. dating some of the ugliest ones just makes you look like a loser.

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>>832155

>>836340
just to let yall know, this is a fresh boiled pasta I've seen on /biz/, but has most probably been posted elsewhere. Sage/hide/forget it.

-Have another you; relish in your success