Sir? Do you have a question about overnight permits?

>permits
What do I look like 4 eyes a fucking pleb? Give me the off road vehicle use map. Going to leave a lighter tip for even implying I wouldn't be dispersed camping outside the park.

Did you just assume my gender?

>>831015
Y-you too

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>>831027
>tipping park rangers

>>831073
Is this a thing in America ?

>>831015
How'd you escape?

Also this >>831042

>>831117
Not if you are just asking a question obviously, but if you are buying a permit or paying an entrance fee the customary tip is 15%. I used to work at Zion where tons of non-Americans go and they would NEVER tip, I remember one time a German guy was paying for 8 permits to do Subway, didn't leave a dime, they all came in as soon as the doors open to check conditions the next morning, I told them extreme risk of flash floods so they couldn't go even though it was fine (we hadn't put the sign up yet), cheap pieces of shit.

>>831127
Yo, can't blame people for not knowing your retarded customs. Want people to pay more, charge more, and pay your employees better.

>>831134
Typical Euro attitude
>it's not my country, why bother learning anything about it or even making an attempt to treat the locals with respect?

>>831146
Employees should explicitly ask for a tip in that case, instead of ruining people's service.

>>831117
No

>>831127
You're out of your mind. Do you tip cashiers, too?

as a park ranger...you dont fucking tip park rangers or other government employees. They can't accept. Trololol wins

>>831015
Yeah hi I have a problem I accidently brought a 2 person tent and I don't know what to do with the extra space, could you help me tonight?

>>831127
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm American and I've never heard of this bullshit. I'm not fucking tipping someone for doing basically the job of a cashier.

Helping people plan trips and relaying relevant information is part of your job. You do not deserve a tip for doing your job.

wow are americans this qt

>>831127
Are you trolling? This isn't a thing.

>>831221
I've worked with some QT park rangers.

I gave them a tip if you know what I mean.

>>831192
>He doesn't tip his park rangers

Enjoy your shit camping sites, meanwhile I'll be in the VIP section.

>>831015
I wish park service girls were even remotely cute

>>831221
glasses are hiding the ugly.

Would bang in the dark though.

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>>831252
>he doesn't even have a personal water fountain at his camp site
VIP4Lyfe

>>831255

There was a girl working the station in Bishop, CA a few years ago who looked way better than OP. I had to do a double-take when walked in to get my permit.

Will you be conducting the in tent cavity checks tonight?

>>831146
That's funny, coming from a fucking American.

>>831255
>>831266
dubs speak the truth

>>831117
>>831192
>>831242
falling for it....cmon

>>831015
>in my head
permits? what does she think I am, some sort of faggot who camps in places that they can be seen or caught in w/o a permit? does she think Im made of money? pfft, shes lucky shes, so it makes up for her stupidity
>what actually comes out of my mouth
n-no, thanks

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>>831042
>Did you just assume my gender?
>mfw this will become a common thing to hear in my lifetime

>>832416
Get the lube ready...
>2016
>making life confusing and unfair for 99.8% of people so the 0.2% of people won't be offended

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>>831042

>>831255
9/10 brunette working at the Ben Reifel Visitor Center when I was in the Badlands last week. Funny as hell actually, she was working front desk-ish area. I was only around for a few minutes, but 3 different NPS guys came around and tried to start convos, boss man (I assume) actually came out from the back and told one to go do some gremlin work to get rid of him.

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>>831127
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>831248
You mean your penis

Nice.

>>831015
This looks like cody's lab guy's wife.

>>831248
yeah, providing sex for women is the pride of betas

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>>832965
So is jealousy

You...you too!

If you're hetero and anything but disdainful and spiteful toward women then you're a cuckold.

>source: Me and /pol/ and /fit/

>>833159
not even that guy but you sure took me back to highschool years when fucking the most plastered girl of the party got you bragging rights for the week. Enjoy your youth.

>>831127

this is bait you idiots, its taken from the /fit/ meme of tipping the front counter girl at the gym

>>833231
That and tipping makes both Europeans and Americans go into a frothing rage

>>831015
DON'T TREAD ON ME!

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>>831015
Yes. Can you recommend the flextrek whipsnake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtzN_ScKXY

>>831146
>it's not my country, why bother learning anything about it or even making an attempt to treat the locals with respect?

https://youtu.be/gTrbVf6SrCc

>>835044
The injuns should have been gassed

>>835153
Yes and ISIS should gas eurocuckolds but only one of those things will come true :)

>>835160
Won't the mussulmans gas the injuns once they finish taking over?

>>831366
most permits are free sperglord, the NPS has camping permits so that areas don't get overcrowded as fuck with a bunch of idiots.

>>831042

nice

>>832951
that dudes married?
isn't he only in his under grad?
>dat science info

>>831015
who is this sperm receptacle?

>>838027
he got engaged a few months ago I think.

I'm 3 months out of undergrad and I'm already engaged. so it's not that out of the ordinary.

>>831163
Well I'm from Canada and it's generally accepted that you give the ranger something when they come around. Pemmican is a popular choice up here and they take it readily. You have to be careful though because if other rangers notice that one of their own is getting too acclimated to human contact they will put them down.

>>840475
generally speaking we tend to avoid park rangers during their summer rut where younger rangers will vie for the attention of interns and summer students. They are much more likely to impose fire bans and demand permits during this period and visitors are not advised to leave the safety of their RVs and minivans for their own safety. As the year wears on they will begin foraging aggressively for trail mix and granola bars in anticipation of the long winter months where work becomes scarce.

>>831015
No, but I have a question about why you're leaching off my tax dollars instead of getting a job and contributing something useful. Did Daddy cut your trust fund off?

>>840480
the canadian park ranger is listed as "threatened" and their relevance has dwindled in recent years. Many will develop parasitic wilderness interpretation programs with local visitors in their struggle to survive. Some of the most desperate can be found performing musical numbers in semi-urban areas. Sadly these individuals are invariably put down as they can no longer be rehabilitated and released back into their natural habitat. Always remember that although park rangers might seem cute or harmless, they can turn on you at any moment and and may even harbor disease. Recently an Australian parasite has taken a huge toll in areas populated by park rangers. The common Australian ski bum has taken hold in many areas of the Rocky Mountains where our native park rangers are being exposed to venereal disease or are being pushed out of lucrative off season ski instructor work. Please remember to check for Australians before visiting these areas as the Canadian government is trying to limit their spread.

>>840491
>Leeching off muh tax dollarydoos

Get a load of this faggot.

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>>840511
I know, right?

I mean come on, bro. We're all entitled to free shit from the government, that's what it's there for! I shouldn't have to work or pay for school, what is this the 19th century?!?

Get it in on this sick selfie, bro. Did you catch any Pokemon today?

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>>840850
>Implying the government doesn't exist to provide for the well being of it's citizens
>Implying higher education isn't just as, if not more, important than primary and secondary education were when the government started paying for that and enacting labor laws
>Implying current economic systems will continue to work as wealth and means of production become increasingly concentrated without some form of redistribution or population cull/other radical action
Whew lad.

>>840866
>Give me free shit, my girlfriend's bull says I deserve it!

>>840892
Not hearing an argument there bub, and no saying cuck doesn't equate to an argument.

>>840901
That's because you're not worth an argument. You're wrong and you're lazy and after you and your kind have sucked the rest of us dry you'll realize that. Unfortunately it'll be too late for you to learn a skill or fend for yourself.

Honestly, I pity you.

>>840943
What's that? Sorry I couldn't hear your deflecting over the sound of your butthurt.

>>840947
Yeah, I am butthurt that a bunch of lazy entitled brats want me to give them things they don't deserve.

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>>840952
Wow, it must be so tough to be you poor little guy. Why don't you go try asking your mommy to make the mean people on the internet stop disagreeing with you if it chafes your tender buns so much.

>>840956
Looks like I hit a nerve. Truth hurts, doesn't it? Better go tweet about how the evil white patriarchy is keeping you down.

>>841072
Swing and a miss, keep taking shots in the dark like that and you'll be outta here.

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>>831027
>off road vehicle use

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>>840491
The average american gives $4.27 to the National Park Service in the form of taxes. The number of employees in the NPS is around 22,000. Every year you contribute about $0.000127 to my paycheck.

Where can I send the penny to so you'll shut the fuck up?

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I'm new to Indiana.

I pulled up to Fort Harrison state park and they wanted $9 for out of staters.

Lol did a uturn and gtfo out of there.

I'm going to be homeless come Sunday. N this site has been very helpful thank you

>>841091
You mean where can you send Daddy's penny?

>>841078
Well I guess I'll just have to rest comfortably knowing that you'll never amount to anything in life.

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>>841164
Oh no that's your fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a penny remember?
>Muh gubament leeches

I'm just paying you pity interest because you're clearly butthurt about having to pay less than $5 a year in taxes to the NPS, so you must need that penny very badly. It must be hard being so desperately poor.

>>841223
I wouldn't know, I've been working all my life. You should try it some time, working.

>>841343
That sucks anon, my father always told me that if you do what you love you never work a day in your life. I hope someday you get a job doing something you like to do.

>>841343
You work pretty hard at being envious and butthurt about people having dream jobs. What's the matter? Did the mean ol parks people reject your application?

Any Britbongs know the legality of camping in the mourne mountains?

>>841438
I'm Irish, you can camp no problem as long as you don't start any fires and don't make a mess.

>>831146
Wanna talk about your foreign bombing policy ?

>>841396
It's not envy, it's pity.

>>831015
Yes. Will you permit me to spend overnight with you?

>>841464
thanks based potato bro

>>831042
kek

>>831015
is that Morgan Geyser?

>>832416
>"Yes, I did."

I am so ready.

>>831146
Bitch, foreigners know more about the history of our country than most of us even do. You must not travel much at all.

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>>831042
>tfw my work is going to have training on how to cater to trans people

>>840866
this desu

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>>831015
You can "permit" me to take you to Denny's and give you a kiss on the cheek and a ride home.

>>840892
Making unironic cucked references, while too cucked to see his life being fucked by an economic system that only promises escape.

>>843518
>Implying a SJW degree= education

>>831015

Actually, yes. Will you be sucking on my cock all night?

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>Americans need to pay for permits to camp overnight
Land of the free everyone.

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>>831062
underappreciated social awkwardness.

So is the "muh tax dollahs" guy memeing or are there really people that dense in this world?

>>843839
In our busy parks it's to pay for upkeep.