Why u hate being with others?

>>816491
That bear looks so sad and lonely...

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>>816491
It's quiet. No one asks me for money or judges me. I wish I could've been one of those bears that lived a long healthy life in the woods then pops into a suburban neighborhood. Fucks up some Los Angeles yuppies, and eats their children.

>>816748
Nice

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>>816491
Not even the woods likes me, everytime I try to go camping a tree tries to kill me or a massive storm happens.

>go camping with friend
>tree rots and breaks just moments after I leave my tent and crushes my tent

>go camping with uncle
>huge thunderstorm nearly blows out my eardrums
>strikes a nearby tree
>tree splinters down the middle and half of it falls onto my tent while im in it and only misses my feet by inches

>go camping with a different uncle
>1pm sky is clear and hot
>2pm sky is pitch black, hail flying sideways, tornado sirens blaring
>tornado rips through camp bringing massive rain and hail
>in the whole campsite only my tent got any damage

>go camping with friend and his famliy
>get charged at by a moose and have to jump into lake

>go camping with my own family
>campfire sends a spark 40ft into my tent and sets it on fire

>go camping with strangers from an outing forum
>they dont believe my stories
>day two of the trip
>wake up and leave tent
>beautiful sunrise
>take five steps from my tent
>boulder comes flying out of nowhere and rampages over my tent before continuing on its warpath into a lake
everyone looks up at the mountain and sees a cougar fucking around

>go camping with a group from the YMCA
>they dont believe my stories either
>go to the campgrounds toilet hole thing with a wooden shack built over it
>the concrete flooring breaks and collapses into the cess pit
>get sick for two months


The wilderness hates me so much more than people do that its tried to kill me multiple times, I only come here to live through other peoples experiences because the only place im remotely safe is at home. I'm thoroughly convinced that im not allowed to be happy because everytime I try I get fucked over.

>>816794
u look like a disgusting person

>>816794
This is some final destination level shit if it was true. You just pick horrible spots to camp. Or you're lying

But people do like me, I go /out/ with my friends pretty frequently.

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>>816896
Go collect your shiny star from the teacher.

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Dealing with people is a soul draining chore for me and the woods is a sanctuary. A magical place indeed.

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>>816896
pls go away

>>816491
What's it like to hug a bear? I really want to give that bear a hug.

>>816896
Found the car camper

>>816978
Nope, going backpacking or raft camping with a couple friends is an awesome time.

>>816913
I'm not special like you are.

>>816917
I feel the same way, idk what it is but I feel so tired and fed up with talking with people. Idk how everyone else does it.

>Tfw Philippino guy keeps taking my fishing spot so I have to end up listening to him ramble about some shit

Because I live in Turkey lol

>>816794
Why lie on a Italian glassblowing forum?

>>816511
It was 2007

>>816794
did you fall into the cess pit?

>>816491
Because people are stupid and stupid.

trees aren't attention whores and they don't constantly whine about their lives

>>817609
yeah but you can't suck a tree's dick or smash a tree's pussy. not all needs are met by the for'st anon

https://clyp.it/mdoc4wqw

>>817614
life is not about stickin my dick all the time

>>817617
not with that attitude

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>>817645
well when im fucking a girl i dont feel anything, its like pounding the air, so maybe fucking a tree will be more interesting

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>>817656
that must be very difficult for you anon

>>816748
>Fuck up Los Angeles yuppies, and eats their children.

If only that was true.

>>817656
Do you take SSRIs?

>>816491
>Tfw loneliness
Poor bear

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>>816950

>>816491
/pol/

>>816917
>>816992
Introverts unite! ...by ourselves, in separate areas, far far from each other.

Seriously it's an introvert things, I'm the same way. If I hang out with friends on Friday night, that means I'll have to spend all Saturday walking the dogs or kayaking or something to re-charge my batteries. It's too much effort to deal with people all the time.

>>816794
>Bad experiences in outdoors
>Commenting with image reactio weeaboo

There is the joke.