The most cancerous meme gear

>>808302
Probably targeting the same market as this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBb9O-aW4zI

>>808308
this is satire lol

>>808308
That has to be satire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtzN_ScKXY

>>808302
Looks like a rocket stove with grill and a power making device or fan. That's pretty neat actually. I already use rocket stoves for LNT camping.

>The most cancerous meme gear

Probably knives that were designed to be thicker so that tards can baton them without them breaking.

>>808347
INTIMIDATE YOUR SURROUNDINGS

>>808347
Came here to post this

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>>808308
>amerifats

>>808627
>amerifats
>it's canadian

>>808308
>>808318
>>808320
>>808627
>>808665
It IS satire
There's also that guy that sharps pencils but it is more obvious because he ends up`saying, "to the people who think this serves no purpose I say, fuck off and die". I think it was by the same guys not totally sure tho

>>808675
no sherl, shitlock

>>808665
thats even worse desu

>>808347

my sides

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6FkxiInae8

>>808654
>throwing knife
>tobacco pipe

>>808308
This is That is fucking hilarious, love that show

>>808654
I'd buy that for $19.95 if you throw in the recipe books and spray lube.

>>808930
100% these and the bracelet versions

Who in the actual fuck thinks these would be the difference between life and death

>>809345
>Who in the actual fuck thinks these would be the difference between life and death

When you realize the contents of the thing aren't going to save you from a painful, drawn out death from dehydration you can use the paracord to hang yourself.

That is if you're ally enough to tie a slipknot.

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These fucking things. One came walking up to my bivvy/basha camp whilst walking a goddamn poodle not so long ago. He halted, stunned, went pale with fright, and then turned on his heel and walked away, lumberjack meme-shirt flapping in the wind.

If it ever becomes legal to hunt these things I'm giving it all up to be a guide.

>>809384
ackchully paracord is a poor choice for hanging yourself. you'd either survive with brain damage or die slowly for like 20mins. You'd honestly be better just putting your head in the fire.

>>809389
Why do you shave the sides of your head?

>>809389
>not sucking his dick and sending him on his way
live anon, live

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2lQ9lnd8SME

Not gear and maybe not memo worthy, but I found this video hilarious

>>808347
Does this EVER get old? I think not

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>>809640
>garbage locks and 1cm thick wire
What? It's a backpack. Keep it on your back
>lifestraw canteen
I didn't know this existed. At least she didn't take an actual lifestraw
>laundry stuff
Is she going backpacking or is she just walking from city to city I don't understand
>hair dryer
What the fuck
>purse, Vans, "cute shoes", "evening clothes"

So I'm assuming she spends no more than one day more than a few miles away from civilization

Is this what backpacking is to girls? Fuck me

>>808308
>$1,200 pricetag for one piece
Top tier comedy

>>809674
Looks like typical festival stuff to me.

>>809640
>skip to the end
>the thumbnail wasn't a joke
Hahahahahah wtf

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>>808730
spray what, honky?

>>808347
Is that some Jesse fucking Ventura doing the voice over?

>>809674
1) Its a girl
2) Backpacking means travelling 'light' with usually one rucksack instead of lots of luggage.
Also staying in Hostels instead of Hotels and doing your own laundry in the sink.

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>>809640
Worst part is shes teaching others.

>>809674
>>809757
I think most of this would be acceptable if she didn't say some shit about how she was going to go do rugged outdoors stuff at the beginning of the video

>>809389

It's interesting to see a well manicured and treated beard when I go into a city and see these types of people with their soft hands and clean everything. This is coming from someone with a mostly unkempt beard and used plaid garments.

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>>810095
>Tfw city hands
>Tfw been counting money all your life

>>810095
Yknow just cause your from out of the city doesnt mean you cant do a little grooming anon.

I live in the country and i keep my beard pretty clean, and have never worn plaid.

I honestly dislike the type that plays the tough country guy more than the other, because you have the sence of entitlement from living out of a city, and the majority of people who put up the tough guy role you cant even have a conversation with that doesnt involve hunting or fishing

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>>808654
>YFW that's real.

>>810504
Forgot the goddamn link.

http://www.urchinsky.com.s3-website-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/

>>810500
this
country does not mean unkempt
one of the cleanest, best groomed men i ever knew was my farmboy grandfather.

he came home filth sometimes, but was always cleaned up and presentable by supper

>>808627
>CBC
>American

>>809640
No shelter, no sleeping bag. I figure she repels the elements with just her personality

>>810496
>>810500
>>810506
Calm down, he's a troll who lives in the city and just wants to stir up trouble.

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>>810496
>counting money all your life

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>>809640
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6FkxiInae8
HER SET UP LOOKS LIGHTER THEN MINE.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>811109
>Pavel

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>>811149
I'm CIA

>>808308
desu I believed it until I saw the price tag

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>>811215

>>811253
You do realise that t b h is filtered into desu right?
Gotta love that summer

>>809640
She is obviously not going Camping in the sence you guys do on here, so i can't really see were all this critiscism comes from.

>>811256
i don' believe you desu

>>808308
kek

>>808654
That's kind of neat. I mean, it's clearly one piece of steel. It's probably a decent knife. What downside is there to extra functions being possible?

paracord on everything

In defense of OP's pic, it's meant not for camping but for African people who are using a cooking fire anyway. It's not meant to be used /out/ past a backyard or car camping.

>>809674
Genuinely curious, what's wrong with a lifestraw?

>>811956
You gotta suck your water right out of the dirty hole you're next to. You can't put it in a bottle or pouch like a sawyer mini and have it gravity filter or drink from the bottle after you leave

>>808347
Can this be bought ?

I'd make me a goddamn totem backpack

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>>811929

>>813755
You could just scoop up a container of water and use the straw in it like a civilized person.

>>814075
>Royal Blue
>Imperial Red
>Kelly Green
>Yellow

BUT WHAT SHADE OF YELLOW???

>>814109
The awareness is for us, not you, hence the unspecified color of yellow.

>>811253
this picture legit made me laugh hard.

>>808930
I bought two of these as "why the fuck not" gifts. Having a little knife on you at all times is pretty useful I think.

>>809737
Why?

>>809345
Well, I had one I got somewhere for free in my backpack and it was pretty nice to have when the strap of my ruck broke and I could fix it with the paracord. But wearing them? Nah.

>>811945

The special attachment just for cooking motherfucking mini pizzas though? Defend that.

>>811860
I don't believe you desu senpai
I forgot the third one it's tb h = desu fa m = senpai and 1 other one I can't recall

>>814729
S M H = baka

baka desu senpai

Honestly the wordfilter is a godsend, before it every single post had "S M H T B H F A M" and it's good to remind people that 4chan's target audience is western otaku. It also makes it easy to spot newfags.

>>814397
>cooking motherfucking mini pizzas
Why the mini pizza hate? What could possibly be bad about cooking motherfucking mini pizzas and the devices that cook them?
Defense enough?
I like fire cooked pizza...
Defense enough?

IT'S MINE SO DON'T FUCKING BUY ONE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT OR WANT IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

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>>814397
They are full sized pizzas (dome is 14.5inches wide), but that is a grill and an oven. Plus, you can adjust the flame so it is in the center to use with pots. The dome shouldn't be separate, since it helps turn it into a oven you can bake in and is extremely useful. I mean give me biscuits in the morning instead of kiddie meme food like pizza. Which is the only reason they even mention pizza in the first place. It appeals to the affluent white trash who are still manchildren for some reason. At least the PizzaDome comes with a pizza stone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQUNH_GGMk0

My main problem is the absurd price. Personally, I'll keep using my own rocket stove made with like $2 in materials which can make biscuits. Oh I could install a few of my TEC1-12706s on the side to generate power, but why? I'll think on the latter point since I'm always DIYing something, may as well add that to my list of shit I make that has not real purpose in life other than amuse me.

>>811945
No, it's meant for festival use. Check their website, all of their "gear" is aimed for festivalfags.

>>814798
He's talking about their PR campaign. Watch the video in >>814790 But, as you say, if you notice the people asking for such a device are all hooked up to the internet. Showing Africans is just there to make them feel better about their overpriced forced-air rocket stove.

>>814790
>pizza
>kiddie meme food

Pizza has been a staple on the diet of hardworking peasant for centuries. It's tasty, nutritive, can be made with whatever you have available and it's easy to cut, pack and transport back to the fields to eat later cold.

The pizza itself is Italian, but most European countries had their own version of "bread with cheese and whatever else we can throw on top this season".


Definitely not travel food, though. It requires a variety of ingredients and too much space. The camping pizza is a meme, not pizzas in general.

>>808347
rip siderinos

>>811730
30 seconds in she says this is for heavy duty outdoor shit but doesn't have the bare essentials to spend any time outdoors

>>815044
It is a >>>/ck/ meme thing.

>>808347

Man that's just the ultimate burn for gearfaggotry.

>>808347
The F350 of back packs
>Because compensation

>>814759
desu baka senpai