Spiders: What to do about them and their suicidal fascination with my junk?
It's uncanny how spiders always seem to find their way into my pumpkin patch. Probably 40% of anytime I've ever been bitten by a spider, it has been right on the dick. I'm a clean person, damn it! Is it a coincidence? Is it karma?!
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You have bugs in your genitals
Get yourself checked
I wonder what jerking off with off or insecticides is like. It might be nice op
just start wearing tight underwear so they cant crawl on your cockeroni
I'm in Australia
I use a tent and have never had an issue with a spidey or snek
Dunno man. Sounds like a pretty specific problem!