/Out/ Injuries General

Mayonnaise

>>798257
I'm gonna have to ask you to explain how that works sir.

Bleach

>>798269
Brown recluse?

Cold bath, don't burst the blisters, accept the melanoma when it appears

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>>798253
Drink a warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP CRYING YOU PUSSY!
No seriously though you should really just try and tough it out and not go on a Nepalese Sherpa cooking recipe exchange board to whine about a nasty sunburn you sissy.

>>798253
aloe or burn gel, stick it in the fridge for extra cooling

the better thing is to not get one in the first place; wear a hat and sunscreen

skin cancer is bad, mkaaay

>>798322
I just didn't think about it cause there was a cold breeze all morning, then when I walked by the mirror I realized my whole back was red.

It's not so much that it hurts, that's barely even irritating, it's just I know sunburns are very damaging on the skin. I was mostly just looking for something to help it heal better.

Coconut water. Seeing as how it is a burn, you need to rehydrate. I got toasted 2 years ago working in ID and I drank 2 16oz things of coconut water and the burn was gone in ~48 hours aloe Vera soothes it but don't waste your plant, just buy some in a tube.

>>798253
>I have a baby aloe vera plant
This:
>>798378
>Coconut water
and
>don't waste your plant, just buy some in a tube
Let your baby aloe grow up big and strong before you go ripping off her lobes.

>>798253
Don't get sun burned in the first place. Wear long pants, long sleeve shirt, a brimmed hat, a scarf of some sort, and gloves. Being sweaty is better than burnt to a crisp, and the sweatiness can be mitigated with the right clothing.

Just buy some aftersun and don't be retarded next time by getting sunburnt in the first place

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>>798253
If you have nothing else with you, try to see if you can find some plantain leaves while /out/. They're basically cosmopolitan at this point, and seem to grow anywhere where there's been a significant human presence.

The leaves themselves can be used as a decent salve for sunburns, bugbites, & cuts. You can chew on them and use the cud as a compress, which has saved my ass from infections dozens of times. While modern medicine is obviously preferable, plantains have always been a good last-ditch alternative.

http://wellnessmama.com/5387/plantain-healing-herb/

Hydrogel. Seriously. For burns and sunburn, you should NEVER have a FAK without hydrogel