Dick Moves

>>796420
>implying everest isn't already effectively a via ferrata

you just jumar past the technical parts on fixed lines anyways. desu a via ferrata would probably be more interesting.

>>796420
Build a McDonalds on top of Everest. Then we will have truly conquered nature.

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>>796458
> not a Saloon with adjoning whore house

Fag detector pegged.

>>796463

I've often wondered with all the tourists and climbers stimulating the economy, whether there is a matching sex industry in the area.

>>796855

Of course there is. Sherpas who can't summit are forced to work as ladyboys at base camp.

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Put a narrow paved path parallel to the Appalachian Trail, and have guided golf-cart tours of every section. Allow mobility scooter access as well. Maybe also put little souvenir gift shops and theme food kiosks at every shelter.

>>796918
Fuck the golf carts, needs to be a Segway tour.

>>796877
Dubs confirms

>>796855
No. Even in Namche there are no whores. Katmandu has all of that stuff, the mountains are for feeling and climbing.

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>>796918
I can tell you've never been on the AT before.

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>>797039
There's even special camping sites to prevent destruction of nature for better LNT.

>>796420
God, even that pic is triggers my acrophobia.

>>797039
Absolute tons of it is paved.
It goes through cities too in a couple spots.