The waifu and I are headed out to Wyoming for the first time

Hope she doesn't push you off a cliff for life insurance OP. Goodluck. Those women are evil creatures.

>>796026

>he fell for the insurance and human sexuality memes

waifu = bike
what do you think this is? normiechan?

>>796026
This. RIP OP

>>796022
dont fall in that hole

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>>796044

It's just a berm...
albeit high consequence

>>796049
who cares? Looks like it would hurt, just trying to help out OP.

Use lottsa lube on her ass and don't degrade her for it if you want seconds. Tel her "It's the best, honey!", or you last piece of ass from her.

Or just beat the fuck out of her and tell her it's her fault.

>>796049
i see a horse in the thumbnail
bike is the eye, pallet nose and tarp mouth