Describe your perfect climate

>>794489
>Fall
Stopped reading there

I want 60-85 degrees year round with rain once every 7 days for roughly half the day at an average intensity.

Where find?

>>794494
Somewhere on the east coast of new Zealand like hawkes bay or the wairarapa. Further north is warmer but rains a lot, the south island east coast is drier but colder in the winter. Look at the climate chart for Hastings on wikipedia

>>794494
That's my area in the winter.

I wish it was like that everyday. Dec-Feb, it's pretty much mid-high 70s and sunny everyday, low humidity, breezy, and 60s at night. Rains once every 2-3 weeks.

What you are looking for, you kinda need a tropical island in the Pacific but you will have to deal with the 20min afternoon downpours in the rainy season. But the ocean breeze will keep it in the low 80s even on hot days.

>>794489
I'd like a climate that stays under 80 degrees in the summer. I don't mind cold winters, either.

Extremely hot and sunny summer for 6 months with torrential rains for 36 hours (starting at 3 PM sharp) every 8 days.
Then very very very cold (-40C at the very least) and snowy yet windless winter for 6 months.

I love the high NM desert.
Low humidity, cool in summer but still have nice heavy rains and green landscape

>>794489
Near subarctic deep winter is ideal for me (between -20 to -40 Celsius), I like winter sports and especially winter hiking and I want to pick up cross country skiing.

However living in a place that has long winters, driving to work is always fucking tedious.

>>794489
min 15°C
max 28°C

Rain in regular intervals so it doesn't become a desert.

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>Cold
>Rain, shit loads of rain.

Perfect.

Sub 50-40s all year round.
>tfw no country with year round comfy chilly weather that isn't a commie shithole

>>794489
How does this not kill the tree?

>>794967
>driving to work is always fucking tedious
Man, when winter comes around with ice on the roads and the urbanites start driving out to their cabins, thinking their summer tyres will do for another week or two because their sweet 4x4 is surely up to the task and they get stuck at the bottom of the hill you need to drive up to get to work and they won't move and you feel like a dick if you don't help them and explain to them that they will need to drive back home and put on their spikes and no, their spike-free 'all year" tyres won't do.
I started getting up earlier so I could ride my bike instead. The commute takes about 5 minutes longer each way than the rest of the year, and I don't have to deal with any of their bullshit.

Somewhere with temperate forests with lots of mushrooms. English woodlands I guess.

>>796207
Trees are rather simple lifeforms, supply their parts with water and nutrients from the earth and they will keep going. You can cut out huge parts as long as the water circuit system still functions. Just close the cut wounds with tar or something similar so their water doesn't leak out.

>>796275
I was more concerned with the innards being unprotected from insects and the like because no bark.

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Ideal: rainy all year round, very cold, at least a foot or two of snow in the winter.
so that's cumbria climate or highland scotland climate. love it

>>794494
San Diego

>>796204
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