Ask a guy who just disturbed a nesting turtle anything

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>>794264
leave turtlebro alone anon

>>794264
Ok, I'll bite.

Why?

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>>794267
I didn't actually know it was nesting I just picked it up after it hissed at my doggo

>>794264
I accidentally disturbed one also, I felt pretty bad when it moved and I seen the nest under it. Oh well my friend was worse, the piece of shit ran over a huge turtle, and didn't even give a fuck.

>>794270
Has anyone ever penis a turtle like that?

>>794279
That turtle is pretty much begging for penis. I vote penis the turtle, OP.

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>>794287
anon pls

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>>794289
Who are we to shelter the turtle from true love?! What two consenting vertebrates do in the privacy of a public park is none of our business.

>>794287
I'll have to go back and see if it's still there

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>>794295
You could be the first person ever to penis that shit dude, don't pass up this once in a a lifetime opportunity.

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>>794298
Yeah it's still here wat do

>>794314

Leave the poor thing alone man, penis jokes aside it's probably already super stressed

>>794314
OP i think its time to stop and just leave the turtle be

>>794314
check /an/

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>>794328
anon pls

>>794314
You know what must be done anon.
Timestamp as well as penis the turtle

>>794328
They said take it to a vet

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>>794314
He is hanging around like that awkward girl after bar closing hoping you will at least get a number if not try to kiss...

>>794270
>doggo
You too, huh? Dunno why but I can't stop calling them that.

I thought we all agreed that turtle would penis
where is op

>>794314
Find a snapping turtle. Try to make it give you a bj.

>>794264
How do you make a cheese cake?

>>794730
By penising a turtle