Have you tested your backpacks?

Top kek.

Middle kek

learn to do a backpack test idiot
1) fill it with bees and see how long it takes them to produce honey
>3/10
2) drag it behind my car for 3.7 miles to simulate sliding down a mountian
>6/10
3) just kick the shit out of it. like really go to town on that thing
>10/10
4) try to use the bag as a tent
>hypothermia\10
5) bury backpack to simulate landslide survivability/ability to accompany you down the river Styx
>3/10
>6) drop heaviest soup can from shoulder height to make sure bag can be packed quickly
>1/10
7) put backpack IN the fire to determine how it will fare in a nuclear warfare scenario
>0/10
this brings my total score to 23/70. this means my backpack does poorly at things retarded people think matter. pack is Archwood Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 Sidewinder Edition, I-Series

>>774967
>Flextrek

enjoy your marketing gimmicks, the last good pack Archwood made was the Sass-Flex Daypack

>>774991
So thats your backpack huh?

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>>774991
Yeah, but the Flextreck humiliates the terrain and neutralizes gravity.

>>774812
Quality new /out/ meme. Let's get this going.

>>774812
>>774967
pussies

1) fill backpack with lava and see how long it takes to get uncomfortable warm to simulate hiking in the sun
>0/10
2) solder the zippers shut to simultae them getting grit in them, see how smoothly they operate
>0/10
3) fill with c4 and ball bearings to see how it would hold up through a suicide bombing
>0/10
4) drive riding lawnmower over backpack to make sure ripstop nylon actually stops rips
>0/10
5) dip backpack in liquid nitrogen to simulate backpack being far from campfire
>10/10

total 10/50. poor

>>775067
1) Put near nigger and see how long it takes him to steal it
>Shot by police/10
2)Fill with food and walk through Africa to see how many black people swarm you to see how air-tight it is
>0/10
3) Jump out of car at 60mph to see if back works as spinal board
>2/10
4) Put small nuke in backpack to simulate SHTF event
>0/10
5) Fill with ash to simulate working at Auschwitz

I broke my zipper OP :(

....why OP? why do you have to make such a retarded thread?

10/10 made me spit out my orange juice

>>775393
yeah. fun is an awful thing and no one should ever have it.

>>775120
>>>/pol/

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>>774967
>fucking lost it

>>774967
>5) bury backpack to simulate landslide survivability/ability to accompany you down the river Styx
made me spit my wine/10

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>>774967
i dig it