Yosemite

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>>773718

prepare yourself for some summer traffic. Yosemite kind of feels like the Disneyland of national parks :/

If you hear "help me" off in the distance, don't go.

>>773718
Get a wilderness permit and stay the hell away from the main trails (around Nevada falls, any short trail in the valley, etc). Traffic is horrendous in late spring/early summer, just be advised. If you stay away from the short trails, you know, the ones all the yuppies from the bus tours and families with fed up children go on, it is gorgeous.

>>773828

Kek the guy at the back in camo going on a bus tour

>>773828
This right here. Have a translator ready on your phone because you'll be the only English speaker there.

>>773718
carry the ravioli in the pocketoli

saves on weight

Free solo climb half dome and el Capitan

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>>773833
this made me laugh idky

Gonna bump your thread because I'm going on June 11. It'll be the first time I've been camping since I was a six-year-old in 2002 and my folks took me to Sequoia Park. What should I know about the place and how should I prepare?

>>774031
KEK
I've only been there once for a wedding so I didn't get to hike or get /out/ at all; chinks everywhere taking photos with their ipads and spilling trash out of their fanny packs.