Cast Away - This Fucking Bullshit

>washes up in a huge life raft
>doesn't use it to collect rainwater
>doesn't use it as a sun shelter
>doesn't fashion a crude blowup doll for lonely nights

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>Can we just talk about how Tom Hanks is a fucking retard in this movie?
>not realizing the entire point of the movie was how soft and oblivious he was when thrown into that situation
>mfw

>>768426
>makes fuck buddy out of old volly ball and some ferns
"erh thats good enough"

>First time making fire on the island.
>Plays around with it all night
>Cause why would you worry about therd degree burns when you're on a deserted island right!?

>>768418
are these serious inquaries?
because you seem to miss the idea that he was just a guy who worked for fedex.

>>768418
>>Dosn't just loot the packages for things that might actually save his life
Did you even watch the movie?

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>>768418

>>768418
Not understanding that delivering the package was something that gave him purpose

>>768418
I think he displayed what any city normie without any /out/ knowledge would do. Seems like an accurate representation.

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>>768418
Who the hell cast Tom Hanks in this?
Tom Hanks can't act his way out of a nut sack!

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>>768433

I HAD TO HAVE FUN SOMEHOW. YOU TRY LIVING ON AN ISLAND WITH NOTHING BUT A TINY PICTURE AND WILSON TO FAP TO.

>>768418
after watching the island I imagined how that movie would have been different with a female lead

Long story short she dies before the week is out

>>769105
Leaving everyone with even the most basic fucking information about survival to smack their own faces off

>>768972

Is trench friction fire better method than hole and spindle friction fire?

>>769240
To me, it seems easier to maintain. Also, it's easier on the wrist (everyone is comfy jacking off for a long time)

>>769140
WILSON ;_;

>>769264
I had never used this technique before today but for science I tried it, it took at least 3 times as long as a hand drill and many many times longer than a bow drill.

>>769125
I'd nut my sack on the one on the left.

>>768418

>buried the dead crewmember instead of eating him

>>768418
>why does the movie about a guy with 0 outdoor/survival experience put into an outdoor/survival situation not handle it the way an outdoorsman/survivalist would handle it?

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>>768418
>Hollywood
no logic allowed

>>768418
Never seen it.

>>774306
You should, it's great.
Also has DIY dentistry which you don't see very often.

>>771564
Right is where it's at, dat gap

>>771564
I'd do all of them. I ain't no faggot.

>>768418
>getting this butthurt over a fucking movie