>roaming the Yellowstone wasteland as a vigilante/gun-for-hire

>>767996
>>>/b/
sage

>>767996
>breathe volcanic ash
>die horribly

There won't be anyone in the wasteland.

>>767996
who would win the elections if this happened today?

>>767996
i think that pic is misleading, if it goes down the whole world is affected, fucked

>>768018
OBama.
Marshal law!

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>>767996
Blame Oklahoma fracking for the recent activity. Its moving the plate that Yellowstone sits on the edge of, making the crack wider.

http://earthquaketrack.com/p/united-states/oklahoma/recent

Earthquakes in Yellowstone were decades apart, then years apart, now a few months apart. Oklahoma now has them a few times a day.

>>767996

>Death of the flyover states

We can only hope, anon

>>767996
This is due to fracking in Northern California. There is a pressure inbalance and it's getting very bad. There is going to be a plate shift and that will likely cause the eruption in Yellowstone. We have been reporting this for years.

>>768145
This guy knows what's up.

>>768145
Yellowstone doesn't sit on the edge of a plate
And what crack are you talking about?

>>767996
>My town is right on the edge of the secondary ash radius

What does this mean?

>>768314
But michigan, wisconsin, illinoise, and Ohio are still there

>>768314

I'm sure you'd be thrilled when they turn all the remaining /out/ territory into farmland to make up for losing 80% of our food supply.

>>768488
Put your car in the garage.

>>768587

I really don't care what happens to Americans

>inb4 britbong
>inb4 eurotrash
>why do americans think the british are the only ones that hate them?

>>768707

>I don't care about Americans

He says while parroting opinions of American coast dwellers in his previous post.

Don't worry though we'd still bail your country out if you got hit with a natural disaster even though we probably couldn't find it on a map.

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>>768481
It literally is on the, "Great Divide." The largest fault line in North America. all those Earthquakes in Oklahoma have been triggering other faultlines all over that craton.

>>768739
>we probably couldn't find it on a map

kek most of you can't find Canada on a map so I wouldn't be surprised.

>>768145
>tfw working in an industry that could literally destroy the planet

Feels pretty bad man. Sorry for the earthquakes guys.

>>768739

>parroting opinions

kek nobody likes the inbreds that run your farms, champ

>>768775

So you DO care about us then? Unfortunately we probably don't reciprocate those feelings but thanks for being so interested in our country that you even have a strong opinion of our farming sector.

>>768791

Not the other anon, dude

The hotspot is getting deeper and deeper. Yellowstone will almost certainly never erupt again.

>>767996
think of all the potatoes.

>>767996
I cannot wait to die, I live in the kill zone.

>>768012
What if I've always wanted to drown in my own frothy lung secretions?

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>>767996
>mfw I'm right in the kill zone

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>>768756
>>768775
yurotrash pls leave my board forever

>>768754
The Divide winds have torn the skin from many of them - may be the radiation is the only thing keeping them walking.

Id be fine, would the volcanic ash be like a huge ski slope, and i could rent snowmobiles and ride on them?

>>767996
Mid-East Kansasfag

I'm fucking ready. What's the worst that would happen in the secondary ash zone though? Just general cleanup crews?

>>768910
I'm no volcanologist, but a conservative worst case scenario is that the primary ash zone swallows Kansas and you'd be forced out of your home as a safety measure.

At the least, it would be like snowstorm. Except it doesn't melt and can posion the water.

>>768885

Not even close

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>>768754
The continental divide is based on watersheds, not faults. Heres the North American Plate, the craton is an ancient continent, not a plate

>>768145
>>767996
More frequent earthquakes are what you want. It literally reduces the likelihood of greater magnitude seismic events. And even if >>768979 weren't true, and the Yellowstone hotspot was on a faultline, the fault widening would make an explosive eruption far less likely.

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>>768979
Go away, uneducated creaton.

>>768885
>my board
Having your personal space invaded again huh ?

Maybe that'd help if your personal space wasn't so BIG to begin with

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>>769931

*cretin

>>768910
It's volcanic ash so it gets everywhere and jams things. Tiny glass shards are a bitch. Other than that, it won't be that bad if you don't mind things getting "a bit" frosty for a decade or two

>>769931
>fault line map.jpg
kek

>>768314
Enjoy starvation you fuck

>>769931
>St. Lawrence Seaway
I'm studying geology, try again
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continental_Divide_of_the_Americas
Look familiar?