I like doing most of my /out/ related things by myself for obvious reasons. For the most part I take my dog with me, but if I'm ever camping alone, how can I ensure that no one's gonna wonder upon my campsite and fuck with me when I'm sleeping?
>Inb4 paranoid
>I've had shitty drunk hicks sneak up on my friend and I's campsite once and tried fucking with our shit. We didn't hear them until they were close enough that we could hear them giggling.
I just recently thought about using these. They're C02 powered sound grenades that you can hook to a tripwire of desired length. I used to airsoft a lot in my younger years and thought these might be good to line the perimeter of my camp with.
>Some fucker sneaks up on camp for whatever intent
>Tsssssss BOOM
>Wakes me up and gives me time to figure out what the fuck's going on, possibly scaring off whatever animal/fuckwit.
22 blank trip devices are better
>>764053
the kind of people who camp a lot are also the kind of people who have guns.
fucking with people you don't know who are camping is a baaad idea
Sounds like pretty harmless suggestions, good on you bros
You're going to wake up in the middle of the night in a panic when a raccoon trips your alarm.
>>764057
you shouldnt escalate a situation into ballistics, because while you were just trying to scare him, he now thinks hes under fire and wont be shooting blank at you. you can buy battery powered magnetic door trip burglar alarms at the dollar store. connect a string to the circuit break and youll have audible warnings without the escalation. putting leaves on entrances is also a sound alarm
>>764089
are you serious?
>>764093
i cant say for certain. although i can say for certain that im not a pussyboy that speaks in ambiguities.
>like omg, are u for realsies?
>>764097
What are the ambiguities?
>>764104
am i serious about what? answer your own fucking question you fucking femme
>>764127
yes im fucking serious and yes im fucking upset. did nobody teach you to converse like a human or are you that fucking autistic? keep it to yourself next time instead of stuttering nonsenses
Set up a dummy camp and sleep in a tree stand.
>ITT muricans being muricans
Nam is over you cunts.
>>764168
its because of nam that americans are like this
>>764162
what's the stuttered nonsense?
>>764172
what was it in my post that confused you?
>>764175
the converse like a human part and the stuttering nonsense
>>764176
my initial post, what was it that left you wondrous?
>>764177
Which one is your initial post?
>>764178
what was the first post in this thread that you responded to?
>>764180
what was the second
>>764182
take a guess
>>764182
the one you answered with your question, are you even paying attention?
>>764053
I don't worry about it that much because everybody here knows that sneaking up on a stranger's camp site is a good way to get your face shot off. If I'm going to approach somebody else's camp site, I make sure I'm not sneaking for this very reason.
Not sleeping?
>>764168
You know how uneducated you sound when you call people cunts right? Like, it instantly tells me I am speaking with eurotrash.
>>764202
>Like
I instantlly assume that I'm speaking with somebody with lack of vocabulary and father issues, because things are not defined, they are similar to other things, or situations for that matter. But then I remember that I'm in 4keks, and that english is not my first language, and that is not even a proper language but just the lingua franca.
>>764213
>not even a proper language
English is objectively the best language in the world, with the largest vocabulary, largely because of its flexibilty and ability to absorb words from other languages. That's why it's so successful globally, and why anglophones tend not to learn other languages - there's no need to.
in case of innawoods chimpouts
>>764080
This
>>764202
>call people cunts
Aussie more likely than not. Britbong would be 2nd guess.
Not sure why Americans, especially women, get all in an uproar. It's just a word.
>Enjoying peaceful sleep
>Squirrel sets off my claymore
>Hide in my sleeping bag like a beta
/out/
>>764371
I, too, love this board.
>>764053
1 dog
>>764080
This
If OP camped away from the trailhead/parking lot there wouldn't be any drunk hicks fucking with him
>>764260
>there's no need to
I can tell you haven't travelled that much anon
>>764202
>everyone who isn't american is european
while I wouldn't mind, that simply isn't true