Do you have an emergency plan? Say if you commit a crime and

>>729061
my plan is to not commit any crimes.

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"They drew First Blood"

>>729061
They won't magically give up looking for you after a certain time moron. Soon as you go back on the grid in order to work and such they'll find you.

>>729137
>7 Years
As long as you don't murder somebody

>>729155
what proof of that do you have?

>>729158
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statute_of_limitations

Thought this was common knowledge.

I have a bag always prepped, for the day you finally leave your mothers house, then ill come a knockin.

Bag content-

-1 dog leash and collar
-1 tabletennis baton, to spank her with
-1 large tub of anal lube

Rekt

I always have a shovel and some garbage bags in my car just in case.

>>729165
Can you explain this to me like im retarded?

No, I just have my work bag and my sex bag for trips to see the missus. Both are infinitely more useful that whatever made up shit you're planning but will never put together, let alone use.

>>729137
I'm pretty sure you can lose all your stars in GTA so it should work. Just stay five minutes or so under a bridge so the helicopter can't spot you

>>729306
Pay n spray bruh

>>729155
>>729165
>Thinking you can live this long with what you can carry in a bag

If you already have a spot and spent the time to build a permanent shelter then maybe.

>>729218
You cant charge someone with a crime x years after it allegedly occurred. X is the statute of limitations.

>>729332
More retarded please. Explain it to me like im a 6 year old with down syndrome.

>>729418
If you do bad thing, you can hide for a while. After a few years everyone will love you again so you can go back to your mommy.

>>729537
That makes perfect sense, thanks!

>>729061
>Say if you commit a crime and have to lay low for a while?

Are you accidentally black too?

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>>729537

>>729165
Friend they can still charge you even if you're not physically present. They just can't prosecute.

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>>729165
>>729332
>>729537
You can be charged and convicted in Absentia in most jurisdictions. There will be a prison sentence waiting for you.

>>729774
>convicted
Cant be convicted in the US, but statue of limitations won't save you either.

>>729219

kek

The voice of reason. Why don't you live with your missus? Trucker?

>>729061

kek Do you really think they wouldn't look for you there, like there's an imaginary force field

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Northumbria_Police_manhunt

>>729061

Finding a non-extradition country is likely your best bet, assuming you can get out of the country before they discover the body

>>729886
She still lives with her ex bf

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Why is なんて a colloquial version of なんた