Is mowing the lawn the comfiest thing to do /out/?

It's not really /out/ unless you have a minimum of 40+ acres.

>>722759
only on a riding lawn mower.

Accessories include:
>headband
>light beer
>make America great again hat
>crocks

>>722759

My folks have a formal lawn about the size of a football field. When I visit in the Summer I get on their ride-on and just spend a few hours going full Forest Gump. That shit is just magnificent.

No. Sitting along a river bed fishing while carving spoons is.

>>722767
nothing better than spending all day mowing and seeing your artwork when you are done.

>lawn
>/out/
this bait is just too obvious

>>722767
Do your parents know you have autism?

>>722759
Too loud tbqhwy

Ok folks. You cannot deny the zen of mowing a lawn.

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>>722764
>>make America great again hat

>>722767

>Formal lawn

Do you cut a bow tie into it?

>>723002
What's the psychological reason behind the zen state? It feels like the only time I get to turn my brain completely off.

>>722759
I traded a tree stand and an 18 pack of Coors Light for a John Deere 110 riding mower last year. I like it plenty, but I wish it was lower to the ground for cutting sideways on hills like my previous yardmachines mower. Overall handling it better though. I have a small yard, but I love having a riding mower.

>cold beer
>ear plugs
>safety glasses
>always jeans and boots

You guys trim before or after the mower?

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>>722759
>mowing the lawn
affluent society

Why did hank need a ride on mower when his lawn was pretty small?

>>722784
>/out/
>/out/doors
>take a door, get the fuck out
>I am /out/


Pepsi fishes in the city, but I'd call it out when he goes to fish. Don't be so elitist.
>>722763
You're okay...

>>724564
Fuck the sage was left on.

Bump bump bump bump bump bump

>>724443
After. Easier to see what needs done, but as you learn your yard it's less critical

>>724360
I don't know the psychological reason but part of zen buddhist meditation is doing tasks in a mindful way, like sweeping leaves or gravel or whatever. Mowing the lawn isn't far off that.

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>>722759
Not sure if comfiest but it is definitely up there.

>>724564
>>724566
sage doesn't get left on, only names

>>722759
>be me
>live in suburbs
>mow lawn
>have seasonal allergies
>harassed by random Arabs
no

>>726970
If you bury a pig in their front yard and make sure they know about it they'll move. Google it.

>>724542
Same reason I need a riding mower to cut less than .25 acre.

>>726970

Same here except for the "harassed by random Arabs". I like it. It's therapeutic and relaxing.

>>722763
Does 20+ acres with a 50's era push mower count? Takes me all day and a 18 pack of refreshing beverages and is a hell of a workout. I'd consider it /out/.

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>>727146
Forgot pic related. Similar to mine. Inherited it from gramps. He kept his shit in tip top condition.

>>726970
>harassed by random Arabs
Always nice to see a fellow Parisian on /out/!

>>725811
Brit here, King of the Hill is probably the only funny thing the US has ever made. Genuinely makes me laugh out loud.