Tree King

Stop making threads about this faggot

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Tree King new protector of /out/

Ray is our king though

>>720043
RUNDOWN OF EVENTS SO FAR

>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard staff from branches he tore off
>hangs upside-down from the top for a bit
>acrobatics ensue
>ladderbro retreats, spooked by treeking's display of power
>treeking climbs down and up multiple times
>attempts to burn down his own tree but fails
>drops trou and decides to poo in yew
>crane arrives
>treeking dishes out more hell
>crane withdraws to safe distance
>treeking climbs partway down and demands backpack
>treeking says nevermind fuck it and goes back to dicking around atop his treedom
>treeking constructs makeshift hammock above the canopy and attempts to sleep
>wakes up and says SHUT UP FAGGOT
>sharply punctuated "FAGGOT" echoes throughout the cityscape
>throws more shit
>goes back to sleep on what's left
>phoenix jones shows up
>also shillary arrived in the area
>cops tell phoenix to go away
>treeking breaks more branches in the treetop and initiates nesting protocol alpha
>cameraman gives shoutouts to ben garrison and brushie eesti
>treeking's minstrels arrive playing acoustic guitars and singing
>daylight returns
>some lady offers coffee to the treeking
>treeking clambers partway down and tells lady to fuck off
>returns to throne
>news helicopter getting ready to broadcast
>drone standing by until rain stops
>GOATKING SHOWS UP TO NEGOTIATE
>BRINGS GOAT DUBED "deer"
>POLICE CLEAR STREETS
>POLICE PLANNING SOMETHING BIG

>>720044
How is this not /out/ related? Is the stick up your ass bigger than this tree?

WHAT IS HE SAYING???

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Is Tree King the Second Coming of Jesus?

Fact 1: Tree King has climbed the tree for our sins.

Fact 2: Meme magic is real. Praise Kek!

Fact 3: There is Jewish symbolism, the Star of David, in front of Tree King.

Fact 4: Jewish tradition holds that the number 36 has had special significance since the beginning of time: According to the Midrash, the light created by God on the first day of creation shone for exactly 36 hours; it was replaced by the light of the Sun that was created on the Fourth Day. The Torah commands 36 times to love, respect and protect the stranger. Furthermore, in every generation there are 36 righteous people (the "Lamed Vav Tzadikim") in whose merit the world continues to exist. In the modern celebration of Hanukkah, 36 candles are kindled in the menorah over the 8 days of that holiday (not including the shamash candle).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/36_(number)#In_religion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzadikim_Nistarim

Fact 5: Goat man and Deer (Dear?) the Goat and Apple Man has graced the presence of Tree King. This parallels the Three Wise Men traveling to honor White Baby Jesus, who was Jewish in culture and religion.

Fact 6: The tree has been there since the 1970s and is a landmark in Seattle, Washington. A famous site grabs the attention of people, enough attention to send a message.

What message does Tree King have for the world?

STUPID BITCH TALKING

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confirmed

TREE KING ALL HAIL

FASTest THREAD ON /OUT/ EVER

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>>720043

>>720069
kek

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wtf they looked the whole area

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they lured him down with food.
everything stays safe.

>>720092
>red beanie
I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS POST

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>>720092

>>720096
kek

>>720048

There's already 3 other threads about it you fucking retard. Use the catalog before shitposting

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>>720092
Feed him eggs. Mens need it.

>>720100
I'm not OP, just wondering why you have an 80ft-tree-sized stick up your ass

check these trips out

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>>720111
it's time to stop posting

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first time seattle guys got famous

>still waiting for superman