Rare sightings/close enounters thread

I saw a black man in the woods before. I knew he was scared as hell. I told him where the closest road was and gave him my KFC coupon so he wouldn't rob me.

>>712488
I was camping with 3 friends.
We got bored and agreed that we were only allowed to use gestures to communicate for one hour. Went scouting the area with one friend.
Found a tree stump covered in slugs. The stump was near completely covered with their slime.
Near the stump was the fattest slug I have ever seen, it almost looked like a turd. We went deeper and build some spears and were generally sperging out. I gathered some tinder and found a clearing. I stepped on to it and saw a majestic stag striking a hollywood like pose, having his front right hoof in the air while standing diagonally towards me.
I was fascinated. It jumped away and I walked around. 1 minute later there was a fox with thick pale fur walking away from me and then turning his head to me. I looked at it for 3 seconds and then it ran away.

That was one of the best days in my life.

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>>712921
That is just what I thought too.
Did your mrs twat you in the dick too?

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I saw this sweet-ass gecko while hiking in Oman. Pretty sure it's an extremely rare type endemic to the tiny peninsula where this photo was taken.

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Car-eating alpine parrots