You can only take 10 items with you on a 2 day camping trip.

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8 boxes of a dozen rubbers and two redheads.

>>659724
1. RV
2. 80 inch TV
3. Beer Keg
4. ???
5. Profit

>>659748
>2016.05
>unable to count to ten

Maybe next year you will get the theme of this and other similar threads, poor anon.

>>659757
Didn't need to. I'm a minimalist.

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>>659757
>>659759
See that over there by the hill next to the tree?
someone just got told over there, you can smell it from here

>>659790
> creating half-breeds.jpg
>Race traitor

>>659795
>not going camping with asian qts who can barely speak english
>i mean come on, its 2016

>>659799
December 7th, 1941, never forget!

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>>659800
still sore over that? sheesh America, i thought you were supposed to be big strong man. quit crying man, go forth and camp with asian qts

>>659804
>qt
>posts that pic

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>>659804
Augest 20th, 1945, take that Nagasaki!

Eat you eggfoo young shit food and get the shits! Fuck that slope head shit cunt!

I'll take >>659743 or pic related everytime!

>>659795
>>659800
>>659809
are you really so close minded that you would not go camping with Asians? not even Asian-Americans?
really?
>mentions war at every turn
>yup, its an American alright

>>659811
Are you so stupid that you don't thing the fucking commie Chinese don't have a plan to rule the world in 300 years?

You have to take the long view.

>>659811
>camping
>asians
>really

Really? Have you seen them file off the bus like little robots at the Grand Canyon?

>>659818
hey there McCarthy, hows the afterlife
>>659823
no, because i am not an American, so i have never had the pleasure of visiting your national parks

Fucking delete /pol/ already. Jesus.

>>659827
>delete the containment board.
Why is Reddit so fucking dumb?

>>659829
Oh you know good and well it is looking past the point of being a containment board. It's literally Stormfront 2.0 now. I see memes from there references all over the internet.

It's completely morphing the rest of this website.

>>659724
Food Replicator
Tricorder
Phaser
Universal Translator
Communicator Badge
Hypospray
Dermal Regenerator
Condoms
Isotropic Restraint
Shovel

>>659827
Fuck off woods hippie. You hippies give us outdoors folks a bad image.

>>659842
>if you're not a /pol/tard you're a hippie

>>659743
Nice
>>659724
>Backpack
>head lamp
>sleeping bag
>liter of water
>multi tool with knife/folding utencils/can-opener
>can of chili
>cooking pot
>lighter
>map
>alcohol stove

Going to use your thread because I can't see any relevant alive threads and my post doesn't deserve its own.

For a basic preparedness/emergency bag what do you guys think of this?

[ ] food bars/ chocolate bars (easy access calories)
[ ] Toilet paper
[ ] flashLights (with red filter)
[ ] Headlamp (with red filter)
[ ] Matches Water Proof
[ ] Magnesium & flint
[ ] rope/paracord
[ ] Compass
[ ] Sharpener
[ ] Pens/pencils &waterproof notepad
[ ] Fishing line x 300yds
[ ] Fish hooks/sinkers
[ ] Spare batteries for lights
[ ] Map?
[ ] Water bottles
[ ] Water purification tabs
[ ] camping knifes
[ ] tape
[ ] tarp
[ ] Emergency poncho
[ ] Emergency radio
[ ] Socks
[ ] Whistle
[ ] lighter
[ ] Multitool
[ ] sunscreen?
[ ] gloves
[ ] all rounder hat
[ ] sewing kit
[ ] roll of garbage bags
[ ] first aid kit (including compression bandage, snakebite tourniquet, etc etc)
[ ] alcohol (spirits)
[ ] bug repellant?
[ ] metal cups (type that can double as small saucepan)
[ ] eating utensils
[ ] hatchet (wooden handle)
[ ] MREs/long life food
[ ] SAS survival book

10 knives

>>659850
>[ ] food bars/ chocolate bars (easy access calories)
optional
>[ ] Toilet paper
useless
>[ ] flashLights (with red filter)
useless
>[ ] Headlamp (with red filter)
yes
>[ ] Matches Water Proof
yes
>[ ] Magnesium & flint
yes
>[ ] rope/paracord
yes
>[ ] Compass
yes
>[ ] Sharpener
unnecessary
>[ ] Pens/pencils &waterproof notepad
yes
>[ ] Fishing line x 300yds
unnecessary
>[ ] Fish hooks/sinkers
unnecessary
>[ ] Spare batteries for lights
optional
>[ ] Map?
yes
>[ ] Water bottles
yes
>[ ] Water purification tabs
yes
>[ ] camping knifes
yes
>[ ] tape
yes
>[ ] tarp
useful but too heavy
>[ ] Emergency poncho
yes
>[ ] Emergency radio
possibly useful but too heavy
>[ ] Socks
no (Don't you wear these already? You don't need multiple pairs.)
>[ ] Whistle
yes
>[ ] lighter
yes
>[ ] Multitool
yes
>[ ] sunscreen?
yes
>[ ] gloves
yes
>[ ] all rounder hat
yes
>[ ] sewing kit
sure, not all that necessary
>[ ] roll of garbage bags
yes
>[ ] first aid kit (including compression bandage, snakebite tourniquet, etc etc)
yes
>[ ] alcohol (spirits)
yes
>[ ] bug repellant?
yes
>[ ] metal cups (type that can double as small saucepan)
yes
>[ ] eating utensils
yes
>[ ] hatchet (wooden handle)
useful but too heavy
>[ ] MREs/long life food
no
>[ ] SAS survival book
sure

Backpack
Rain gear
Klean kanteen
Stove/fuel kit
Knife (ESEE junglas/candiru combo)
Misc food
Tent
Sleeping bag
Sleeping pad
Cord

I feel like I'm forgetting something essential. It's too late to make a good list

Unless we're car site camping, then it's easy

Tent
Sleeping bag
Sleeping pad
Acoustic guitar
Firewood
Speakers
Food
Booze
Food
Booze

>>659864
Cook pot for water purification and cooking

>>659724
1. Knife
2. Rope
3. Lighter
4. Water Filter (Sawyer)
5. Hatchet
6. Tarp (to make a teepee, yurt, or smoker depending on location)
7. Hardtack
8. Nalgene Bottle (handy general measuring)
9. Fishing Stick/ Pocket Set Trap (depending on terrain)
10. Flashlight

>>659866
>guitar
> firewood

No need to be redundant anon.

>food
>booze
>food
>booze

Now yer talking.

>>659872
Klean kanteen

A stainless steel waterbottle (40oz) that works as a water container and also has no coating on the inside so it can be used to boil water in

>>659859
Thanks

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a knife.
lifestraw.
only need two things.

oh wait three things.

cant go anywhere without OP's moms PUSS
pic related

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>a knife

A lot of you seem to neglect weapons that are actually viable.

>>659724
>gf
>kukri
>Osprey Aether 70
>pack of bacon
>lighter
>MSR miniworks EX
>2-person bivy bag
>headlamp
>nalgene bottle
>emergency contraceptive

>>659898
>knife
>weapon
Back to /k/ with you.

>>659898
It's two fucking days. if you cant avoid dangerous wildlife for two fucking days they deserve to eat your ass

>>659899
lol plan b pill

>>659840

zozzled

>>659850
Look for "bug out bags" on here and you'll find threads about this.

>>659795
go back to /pol/

>>659850
>>659859
>[ ] food bars/ chocolate bars (easy access calories)
Some sort of food is necessary to maintain energy, these kinds of bars have a good cal/weight ratio.
>[ ] Toilet paper
Yes. Emergency=loss of infrastructure=personal hygiene is important. Baby wipes are better
>[ ] flashLights (with red filter)
No
>[ ] Headlamp (with red filter)
yes
>[ ] Matches Water Proof
I don't like them
>[ ] Magnesium & flint
Redundant. Inferior to matches or bic
>[ ] rope/paracord
Yes, varied thickness
>[ ] Compass
Yes
>[ ] Sharpener
No
>[ ] Pens/pencils &waterproof notepad
Yes
>[ ] Fishing line x 300yds
No, pack your food so you know it's there
>[ ] Fish hooks/sinkers
See above
>[ ] Pens/pencils &waterproof notepad
yes
>[ ] Fishing line x 300yds
No
>[ ] Fish hooks/sinkers
No
>[ ] Spare batteries for lights
Yes. One set.
>[ ] Map?
Yes, learn to use it
>[ ] Water bottles
Yes
>[ ] Water purification tabs
Yes, or Sawyer Mini
>[ ] camping knifes
You can get by with one.
>[ ] tape
Debatable
>[ ] tarp
You need some kind of shelter at least
>[ ] Emergency poncho
Yes, but bring your jacket if you can
>[ ] Emergency radio
No
>[ ] Socks
One spare pair
>[ ] Whistle
Yes
>[ ] lighter
Definitely
>[ ] Multitool
No, maybe a Victorinox Climber/Huntsman/Farmer
>[ ] sunscreen?
Yes
>[ ] gloves
Yes
>[ ] all rounder hat
Yes
>[ ] sewing kit
Only if you can sew
>[ ] roll of garbage bags
Not a whole roll
>[ ] first aid kit (including compression bandage, snakebite tourniquet, etc etc)
Yes
>[ ] alcohol (spirits)
No
>[ ] bug repellant?
Yes, beware deet eats some plastics
>[ ] metal cups (type that can double as small saucepan)
Yes
>[ ] eating utensils
Yes
>[ ] hatchet (wooden handle)
No, folding saw is better
>[ ] MREs/long life food
No, bring the stuff through hikers bring
>[ ] SAS survival book
Dead weight. Learn before you have to.

>>659724
10 pieces of hardtack

I'll play..

- Rucksack
- Tarp
- Bridge hammock
- Roll matt
- Sleeping bag
- Knife
- Map & compass (yeh yeh two items)
- Pot with lid
- Lighter
- Torch

Of course would have food, too, but thats an expendable so not included in my item list...

>>659724
>2 days of food
>2 days of Coke
>2days of porn
>gun
>1 bullet

>>660054
>not just putting a shotgun shell in your mouth and holding a lighter to it
Do you even sudoku?

2 days? the fuck?
-sleeping bag
-pillow
-food
-water
-guitar
-dog
-weed
-booze
-blunt wraps
-big booty bitches

>>659926
don't listen to this ass burger
he's wrong, but i'm not copypasting your whole thing to tell you why

Knife
Trailhawk
Water filter straw
Rope
Working gloves
Gun
Flashlight
Magnifying glass
Fero rod
Mre

>>659724
5 burgers and 5 diet cokes.

>>659724
>SUV
>Blanket
>Cooler
>Food
>Drinks
>Fishing pole(s)
>Tackle Bag
>Carton of Newports
>iPhone
>iPhone charger

Basically a 2-day fishing trip and I will sleep in muh car. Max comfy.

>>660055
> I hate math
> wrapping Tanto in sudoku pgs
> commiting Harry Carry Jr.

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Sawyer water filter
Jetboil kit or similar
Tent
Inflatable mattress
Thick blanket
Tub of dehydrated food
Solar charger
Smartphone
Battery pack
Change of clothes

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Biolite™ campstove
Biolite™ grill addon
Biolite™ kettle pot
Biolite™ carry pack
Biolite™ flexlight™ addon
Biolite™ sitelight™
Biolite™ Kettlecharge™
Biolite™ Powerlight™
Extra Biolite™ campstove (in case)
Printouts of the Biolite™ website

>>660464
Is that a little generator that runs off of anything that burns? Bretty cool.

>>660466
Wow.

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>>660466

Ehehe y-yeah it's so cool you should buy onememmehehhehe

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>>659800
This is the piece of the Arizona the Navy sent my great-grandmother instead of my great-uncle's body after it went down. My great-uncle is still on his post.

>>660520
Imagine all the tax money that went to pay for shipping

- 2 gallons of water
- large ziploc bag of trail mix
- stick of pepperoni
- knife
- tarp
- 1 bottle of whiskey
- 4 blunts of heady weed /w keef mix

>>659724
>2 days
1. Peanut Butter
2. Almond Butter
3. Chunky Peanut Butter
4. Chunky Almond Butter
5. Cashew Butter
6. Chunky Cashew Butter
7. Sunflower Seed Butter
8. Sunflower Seeds
9. Big ass bag of bagels
10. Honey

Spend both nights jogging naked through the woods powering down nut butters.

>>659724
>2 day camping trip.
Knife
Utility cord
Lighter
Sleeping bag
Tarp
Peanut butter
Loaf o' bread
Bag o' apples
Bottle o' whiskey
Toilet paper

>>660520
He's still a faggot too.
Must run in your family.

>>660587
>nut butters
L-lewd

Does the 10 items mean you get a basic set of clothes, or do you start naked?

>>659724
1 platypus gravity works
2 kelty 6500
3 slumberjack bag
4 eno double delux
5 svea 123r
6 white gas
7 hatchet
8 fire steel
9 food
10 tea

>>659804
everything in this picture makes me mad.

>tent
>bag
>esee 6
>full camelback
>lifestraw
>oatmeal
>music
>lighter
>cigars
>one bottle liquor

Asuming I'm allowed the clothes on my back is think that'll do it. A flashlight would be nice but let's be real, I need tobacco and liquor

-Machete
-Sleeping
-Tarp
-First aid kit
-Una BOTA (A canteen made of leather)
-Food
-Water
-Cooking pot
-Zippo

>>660622
A flashlight would be more useful for two days of backpacking than a knife tee bee aech. Consider how many people go months on through hikes with no knife or a SAK, and compare to how many would go without a headlamp or flashlight.

>>659874
Kek

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>>659724
GB wildlife hatchet
Bahco lapplander
throwing tent
30l backpack
4lbs of muesli with hazelnut
2 liter jug of water
BIC lighter
Sleeping bag
LiteXpress 200
camping cup

>tfw I can't take a book with me.

>>659898
>Gee Billy, TWO wieners

>>660055
He wants to die, not blow his jaw off.

Remember, kids, always point the gun up at a 45 degree angle, towards the back of your head. Too high, off comes your face. Too low, you blow a hole through your neck and paralyze yourself.
Either way, you're likely going to drown in your own blood.

>>660466
Yeah, but they're stupid as hell.
You have to burn an obscene amount of wood to get even a quarter charge on an average cell phone. It'd probably be more efficient to use the exhaust to power a turbine attached to a dynamo, than that piece of shit.

>>660554
Probably less cost than somebody swimming down and pulling his twisted carcass off the ship, honestly. It's not like I ever met the man, I just find having that little bit of history kind of neat and thought I'd share.

>>660631
But muh batoning, fish gutting and general horseplay

>>659809
Anyone know what rifle that is?

>>661230
Judging by the front sight, it's a mini-14/30.
Really hard to tell when all you can see is the front sight and gas block.

>>661257
I was thinking the front sight was similar to a 30 carbine with the rounds on her bandolier but I have my doubts and the reverse image search didn't bring up anything

>>661257
>>661319
Oh shit, I mislooked, that's not a gas block. I don't know what the fuck that is, a custom 10/22, maybe?

The rounds look like .22 mags, but I'm sure they're poorly decorative, anyways.

>>660637
no knife?

2L bottle, a good multitool, lighter, 500G of oats, a rope(i will use it to turn the sleeping bag into a backpack and also it could be useful), map of the area, sleeping bag, pot, flashlight and a kafyia

I'll play.

> Axe
> Knife
> Bag
> Tarp
> Cordage
> Food
> Sawyer
> Stainless steel bottle (Nalgene/Kleen Canteen, whatever)
> Sleeping bag
> Lighter

>>661972
i would throw in a pan instead of the sawyer
you can do just about anything with a good sharp axe and knife. but one thing you can't find in nature is a good cooking utensil. it's worth it's weight in gold.

>>661999
*pan or pot both have some advantages i find that i can make just about anything in a good deep pan that i can make in a pot tho.

>>659724
Just my, "Bag of Holding."

>>659809
>Irish qt sniper killing Asian qt, both pretending to be American races.

Was this directed by Paul W. S. Anderson?

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>>659724
War Paint
Raccoon Penis
Voodoo Doll
Cologne
Daughter's Doll
NYPD Shield
Magnetic Rings
Dog Tags
Bullet necklace
Whitetail Antlers

That's all I need for a 2 day camping trip.

>http://survivorsucks.com/topic/91518

>>662003
>PWSA
I don't know, I will have to check the reference, but I like where you are going with this!

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>>659743
How could you possibly need that many rubber even in two days with two girls? Better bring some viagra too.

1. Weed
2. Fishing reel
3. Tackle Box
4. Small tent
5. 6 pk beer
6. Camera
7. Water Canteen
8. Lantern
9. Head lamp
10. Bag of jerky

>>662049
I'll join ya.

Just replace the weed with some vodka or whiskey.

>>659724
Food
5litre water container
tent
ground cover/bed thing
Sleep roll
book
camera
weed
friends
notebook

>two day camping trip
Tent
Sleeping bag
Bowie knife
Food
Water
Fire starter
Cooking pot
First aid kit
Long underwear
Axe

That's really all you need