Hikeboto

With crazy computer precision it could probably snipe game like crazy.
Very patient for those serious fishing trips

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Could it kick down cairns with superhuman strength?

If it had a built in fleshlight and auto moaning feature.

Any robot you can't bust a load into is a waste of a potential fuck-bot.

Hell, even C3PO was twink as all fuck out!

> mfw I click 'I'm not a robot'

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>>633616
Yes, though they probably could also be programmed to build them with superhuman speed so it's a bit of a wash.

>>633612
Not if it's moving at that pace.

>>633617
>Implying anyone would buy a servant robot you couldn't have sex with

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>>633627
Probably should get separate chefbots and sexbots. Sometimes multitasking can lead to the regrettable accidents.

>>633612
Using a machine to carry your cargo... you may as well just drive there.

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>>633666
Carrying my own stuff would wrinkle my North Face jacket.

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>>633612
I thought the idea of going innawoods was to get away from the crutch of technology, exercise your independence and self-sufficiency as a human, and experience nature.
Not to mention I think when a robot is your only companion out there, things would get weird.

>>633776
Some people go /out/ to enjoy nature rather than to prove some point to themselves.

>>633612
Ive considered building a large ant like robot to carry stuff and go into the muddy wet places I do. With its own path detection. And basically I wear a tag that tells it im the owner and operator and everything else that has a thermal signature is a possible threat. Also being able to cross water without all its fancy moving bits getting fucked.

But ive also thought of owning an ostrich just so I can put an ostrich saddle onto it and ride it around town...

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>>633799
>bringing robots made with some of the most polluting industrial processes, having them carry your kit, to enjoy nature

>>633823
> confirmed does not know the load bearing cap of ostrich

Fucking an ostrich and not a propper jap sex bot.

Wierdo.

>>633858
Most of that happens in countries far away populated by people who don't deserve /out/. If they did, they wouldn't let it be exploited.

>>633860
>Implying ostriches can't fly with a person on its back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BNBQxMnvzs

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>>633823
>Riding an Ostrich
>Using a saddle
It's like you don't even know how to ride an Ostrich

>>633864
Over long streches ostrich saddles are better for the bird. Also allow you as the rider to sit more natural.

Nigguh i researched that shit. I was serious... Too bad my yard wasnt big enough. And my faggot HOA considers them farm animals...

>>633871
> bought home in HOA
> HOA is gay
> blames HOA for being gay
> HOA was gay before anon bought home in gay HOA
> anon still blames HOA for being gay

Faggot, I think you are just projecting your own homo tendencies on the HOA.

After all, you CHOSE to be there.

Now really, aren't you just the teensiest bit gay deep down in there somewhere?

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>>633633

>>633612
I would love the smell of JP-8 And the buzz of a tactical generator as I explore the great outdoors.

>>633612
I wouldn't mind my own high altitude surveillance drone. Just recon any areas I need to get to for threats, natural or man-made and then provide real time intelligence support as I move in.

I guess I want my own personal scan eagle.

>>634046
The challenge is how can one be built that isn't loud like a quadcopter and blends in with the environment. There have been a few experiments with robots that fly like birds. Seems like the big challenge would be dealing with the natural predators of birds that size.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smv7cBzg-Ok

>>633616
I don't understand why /out/ hates cairns
Who gives a fuck if autists want to stack rocks?

Ooh, I'd love to have a drone flying above me, raining death down from the heavens incase I run into muslim terrorists while innawoods.
Considering that I live in an area where a fuckton of "refugees" still march through...

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>>634296
Visual clutter.

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>>633612
Evangelions when?

>>634345
That might be a slight bit of overkill for most trails.

>>633612
It looks like it's hurrying to the bathroom to drop a load.

>>633633
Pfft
Trying to tell me i could get a sexy anime french maid-bot that will do all my cooking and cleaning and i shouldn't take the liberty of fucking it when ever i please?
Im sorry sir but that is well worth the risk of any potential stabbing

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If you need an outbot, why not get Big Dog.

>>634497
BecAuse this>>633884

>>634497
It does the exact same work than a mule but it eat electricity instead of crass? This is genius!

>>634573
>eat electricity instead of crass
I would love a crass fueled mule

>>633880
Hold the fuck up. Its my parents house that they own in an HOA community that wasnt being rented out while it was being renovated so I stayed there to watch over the renovations and make sure nobody broke into the place to steal... Plus it was only 35 minutes from my school. And best of all. Free...

Soooo..... That being said.

You're a faggot.
Your mom should of known better to swallow.
Go cut your wrist with your Mora.
Cry more.

>>633612

If it was silent and reliable I'd probably take it.

I'd carry all my gear and load up the Hikeboto with tons of water and food, and an extremely well made first aid kit, and a comfy tent.

>>634591
> my HOA

You dudn't say any of that shit you said MY HOA.

So you are a pretentious liar on the internet.

> mfw another one

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>already have robot /out/ing companion
>it takes fuckawesome photos of mountain and shit we explore
>mfw it can't post them to /out/ because clicking I'm Not a Robot violates prime directive

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>>634483
Do what you wish, just be sure to have a medicbot nearby.

>>634598
And youre a little buttblasted shitposter cross board faggot. Go back to /b/ or /pol/ where ever the fuck you came from.

>>634688
Take a look in the mirror. This is a thread about hiking assistance robots, not mommy's HOA.

>>634591
what's Mora?