Spent the weekend with my lady in the national forest. Where

>spent my weekend on a road under some power lines

Did you bring your biolite to charge your iPhone?

PS, your gf has a huge muffintop. Don't marry her she will easily top 250 in a few years

>>631423

awww don't listen to this guy OP, she's cute. There's always time to lose weight. I don't date overweight chicks, but not even so much due to the aesthetic, but just the laziness and lack of self respect that results.

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Op it's a rough crowd, but you knew that.

And no, she is not fat.

The fact that you are /out/ with her put's you beyond 79.583% of these permavirgin, never kissed faggots!

Glad you had fun, me n funtang went horse back riding with some friends.

I generally go anywhere near the ocean or deep enough in a forrest to just be my and my friends.

>>631450
>all these restrictions
truly the land of the free.

>>631409

Is this girl's style the usual for /out/ girls in America? That's very different than euro qts who like to go /out/.

Also
>red hair
>nose piercing
Is she a liberal, op?

>>631455
Yes this is an athletic outdoorsy American woman.
Out of shape, outside but not /out/, dressed up like she's going to the mall or donut shop (keds????) and mad at what the guy is doing.

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>>631491
nice stereotype. i'll be sure to tell my wife and her best friend that they're doing it wrong

>>631495
did you have to pull them up after they gave up half way through?

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>>631520
don't you have a mgtow thread somewhere to complain about women and claim your celibacy is a personal choice and not a result of women universally finding you repugnant?

>>631455
> restrictions

> yeah because Mexicans dumping yard clipings at the trailhead represents Freedom in my country

>>631530
Teehee

>>631409
Non Virgin, non ugly girl fucker reporting in.

Your girlfriend is fat and is not /out/. Look at that meaty mug and tell me you honestly thought she'd turn around and become a Mrs. Ray Mears. Exactly. I can only imagine how excited she was to tell all of her 4 friends at the gas station how her neck bearded knight whisked her away for a romantic waltz 50 meters away from the interstate into some generic middle America woods.

>>631495
You are championing the fact you have a wife that's /out/ but she still looks like a 5th grader with downs and pubes for hair. Assuming you're on the rock - - you look like a depressingly humanized chicken little who grew up too fast yet still managed to snag every terrible sign of aging on his journey through the years.

>>631573
You can have a opinion without being that rude anon.

>>631579
It makes people with small minds and small lives feel better about themselves.

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>>631573
i took the picture, and my wife's hair is blond and straight, but nice effort at hurting my feelings. :)

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This is 4chan you idiots not some REI camping board.
If you are stupid enough to put up photos of people you love here, you deserve whats coming to you.

>>631495
Ive met Italian women with better beards than yours. Get your testosterone checked

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>>631591
>implying i have a beard

sorry faggot, i have a strong enough jaw i don't want to hide it.

also see >>631585
so you couldn't see my beard/lack of beard anyways

>>631593
breeding stock pls go

>>631595
sorry your dad left when you were 8, but being mad at me won't accomplish anything.

What the heck is this? Some random girl you raped and murdered? I bet you will be caught based on some evidence you left in the photo like those power lines

>>631450
>not fat

What kind of a hog do you have to be to see the porker in op and say she isn't fat?

>>631573

Tell us more about how much you secretly hate yourself and are frustrated with your shitty life, anon.

>>631705
Why is everyone saying she's not fat when that first poster only said she had giant muffin top?

Muffin top is one level below fat you fatphobic fucks. HAES rules. #MyBodyMyFat

have a couple of spots. Always alone, most people are cunts anyway.

>>631874
> mostly cunty fuckers

At least itt, yes.

>>631409
I go hiking around town and use my wife as a cordage hauler.

>>631450
I live in that county.

>>631450
Nice! I'm up here in flag. Got any suggestions for some cool overnights in Yavapai?

Oh, and I did some sport climbing over the weekend.

>>631889
Not him, but also Yavapai Co.

Planning some canyoneering in Hell Canyon. Maybe drop in at the Perkinsville Rd turn off/Hell Tank bridge and come out in Verde Canyon, hike back up to 89 @ Paulden. Easy two nights, three days.

Howzat sound?

>>631409
Which national forest is that? Looks like a similiar spot I k ow in the apalachicola national forest.

>>631409
Ps I would bang the shit out of your girl. No disrespect.

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>>632208
Samsies

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Did some hiking in the Pine Barron's, ended up finding this fire tower that my girlfriend and I watched the sunset from after an afternoon power nap. Hiking back in the dark was fun since the trail was fairly maintained and we both had headlamps.

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>>632331
View from the top at sunset.

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>>632331
>>632332
This is what a lot of the trail looks like. So nice and easy to follow. Did about 14 miles or so total according to my GPS. Didn't seem like it but the trail was so maintained we could move fast.


Only wish we saw more wild life. Just a lot of birds and a crap ton of spiders on the hike back. First time I've hiked with a headlight and something about the higher angle of the light in ration to the ground catches the glint in spiders eyes.

>>631409
7/10, +2 /out/girl bonus, would kekold OP.

>>632336
>7/10

>>632336
>7/10

Your standards are kind of sad

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Spent the weekend cutting down trees and cutting firewood on my homestead.

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I went elk hunting over the weekend, got home yesterday evening. No luck, but I did scout out some promising areas for future deer/bear/elk hunts in a new area for me. Saw three cow elk but they wouldn't tell me where their bf's were at. Ended up snowing on us at one point, had to wake up in the middle of the night a few times to knock the snow off of my tent.

>>632474
> knock snow off tent

Wow, snow makes such a great insulator! Much more heat retention than bare nylon.

Sorry you didn't know this.

>>632480
it was quite a bit of snow, was worried about the tent poles getting damaged more than anything.

My sleeping gear is good enough that I don't need snow to help insulate me while I sleep.

Sorry you're poor

>>632482
And I'm sorry you're too poor to buy a tent with non-shit tier poles.

Lesson learned, I geuss. Or did you?

>>632484
you're kind of an idiot huh?

>>631955
Sounds awesome! Recently did some non technical canyoneering up in Kanab Creek. Wouldn't mind getting a bit more knowledgeable about the sport.

>>632484
Quick question, did you cut your poles in smaller pieces? Is that why they are better? I'm looking to do this if you know how

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>>632336
>7/10
LMAO

>>632505
> quick poll (pole)

How many have tents with poles that don't fit and need cutting?

How many have shit tier fiberglass poles and not T6 or carbon fiber.

How many still pack poles at all and don't use walking sticks or trekking poles instead?

I've been spending as much time as possible in my ground blind. Haven't gone a day without seeing a Doe.

>>632734
I always cut the poles that come with backpacking tents. Usually they start out about 14 inches but I cut them down to about five. I'd like to go much shorter but not sure how. Ideally I'd just use the string inside the poles

>>632331
The only fire tower I've ever found had a chain link fence all around it did this one not? Also that sounds romantic as hell and OPs gf is a bit plain in her face and body but still a qt desu

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>>631573
holy shit that kicked in the ballz. some people are mean, its really mean and hilarious, how do i become like that? do you read a lot?

>>632826
>How

Why become a total asshole?

>>632929
so i can btfo keks like OP

>>631409
Are you a black guy? Your girlfriend is fat. She looks doughy. Nice snout on that hog too, very piggish.

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Lots of rude people in here OP. Good on you getting out there. Out of curiosity are you a fellow transmission line enthusiast? I always bring my lenses and never regret it

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bump

>>631573
BTFO

>>632812
Yeah supersized this one was open. Esp in NJ the land of illegal camp fires.

>>632331
how do you just "find" that fire tower ? its the main point of that hike matey.

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>>632981
just when I thought the pinnacle of autism had been reached

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>>631409
>/out/

>>633220
That niggas face LMAO
M
A
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OP here, and jeez lotta hate innthis thread. That was in shitty SC walking the palmetto trail for a good 5 hours before that pic. And yeah she's bigger but I'm forcing her /fit/ and /out/
>more to love my friends

>>633461
>gearfags

>>633461
top kek

also op your bitch thick f a m

>>635239
You don't need to be a gear head to own some form of boots or runners/trainers/anything besides vulcanized skateboard shoes

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>>632331
Firetowers are the shit, went on a few in the Adirondacks over the summer and you get some of the best views in the area. Didn't realize the Pine Barrens even had them because I never see them driving through there, but it makes complete sense that they were used at one point.

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>>631423
Wow way to be a complete cunt for no reason

>>631423
>>631573

lol 4chan goodness.

moar OP, post moar

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ITT people with girlfriends and MGTOW keks who jerk off crying in their sleeping bags.

I take my dog and girlfriend out all the time.

But my girlfriend is hot and I don't camp on service roads.

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Fishing and camping at Baker Reservoir in Southern Utah.

>>632500
/out/ QT in my work hiking group suggested winter summiting Humphery's on an overnight.

THAT would be a challenge!

...To keep my cock in my own bag, that is!

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>>635596
BOOYAH

>>631409
Good going, OP. You got the permavirgins AND the Third Worlders worked up into a lather with just 1 pic. Might as well take a dump in a stream to round it out.

>>635632
> third worlders
> porker

I get it.

>>631573
>Non Virgin, non ugly girl fucker reporting in.

That's how Stalin always did it, too. Sell the big lie right up front, that makes all of the smaller follow-up lies seem not so bad.

>>635639
The non ugly part is more unbelievable, he's probably plowing out a porker just like op

>>631450
Back to Reddit you worthless sub human piss. This is 4chan. Also what kind of wildebeest do you stick your tiny withered cock into that you think OPs slam hog isn't a fat hambeast in the making

>>631495
Be sure to do that you keked faggot

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>>635674
mfw no qt3.14 slam hog to take /out/

>>631573
Rekt

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>>631573
>thinking he can upset the almighty OP and his eternal happiness with his lovely little piggy in the gr8 /out/doors
>mfw

>>635674
Back to /b/ you worthless subhuman piss. This is /out/.

>>636734
/out/ is /b/ light, mong

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>>635596
God speed.

>>631409
Don't listen to these faggots.
I'd actually love to get my gf to hike with me, even if it was just a walk in the forrest

>>636911
Is she fat?

Is that why she won't hike?

>>636922
Not fat, its just that they don't make sex dolls capable of walking in the forest

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>>636945

>>636955
gondola stays on the kaycee

>>632826
>how do i become like that?

Based on the available evidence, you start by being Yuropoor of some flavor. Then you add 8 years of free college education, because lolsuperior Yuro education system. Then you garnish with a twist of chronically unemployable, because lolYuro economy.

And there you have it. Permanently bitter smartass.

As a general rule, op.
Don't post pics of people you care for.
Nothing good comes of it.

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>>637905
Agreed. At least not heavily cropped or redacted.

Fap to my Asian 98# /out/ qt3.14!

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>>632336
You're probably the anon who made this too.

>>638379
>5.3
But wait... what?

And 1's? Under what criteria?

>>638379
How is end right a 2?!
How is 7 a 7??

>>638393
5.3 is the only genuinely cute one, all the other girls have glaring flaws

>>631409
Nice hog you got there

>>638476
> says the kissless virgin

Pls stop hatin.

>>638575
>oinks the pig

Just stop m8

>>631573
Rekd

>>631409
I bring people to a patch of woods for some target shooting.