tea water is where the bitches are at

>>629425
are you high?

>>629425
> googling how to be gay and retarded at the same time

Ok...

I've been in hot springs with tons of organic matter in them.
They were full of tannins and alkaloids.
I wouldn't call it tea though

>>629425
the spring at the south corner of the ozette triangle in WA is like that, thanks to all the pine needles. tea colored water, but doesn't have a lot of flavor

>>629428
very

Tea trees are called tea trees because they make the water look like tea. Never tried drinking it though.

That sounds vile

>>629434
>tons of organic matter

Especially after I take a shit and finger my asshole clean

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>>629669

The closest I can think of would be the Rainbow Gatherings. All the kitchens serve tea made with whatever leaves are around plus a healthy dose of hippie filth that falls in. Breddy gud

>>629692
I heard that if you lick a hippy you get crazy high

>>629425
This is the most stoned fucking question in existence. That being said, you should try the Ganges river, OP.

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Rivers in Western Tasmania look like tea. This is because the plants in the area release heaps of tannins/humic acids when they break down. Doesn't taste like anything though.

You would like the manga toriko

>>629754
Same with the Amazon, supposedly. That, and plenty of mud and silt too.

That is such a tight fucking idea, I hope someone incorporates that into a book or some shit. Ty, anon.

>>629425
I'm not high enough for this post.

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In this pic I took the red is circled around a plant that they use to make Labrador Tea. So if I threw the plant in this pool of water and lit it on fire, maybe with gas or something, I could make wilderness tea.

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Catalina Is. ,, near Pearsons landing,, kneel to drink under the Cool Tree,,,SO Delicous!, Gulpgulp!
,, climb past small waterfall,,, dead goat soaking in stream.
,,,,,,,,
,

I can't remember the river, but there is one in Florida that is fed by a bunch of springs, the leaves fall in and the tannins leak out and make the water tea colored.

>>629904
Please tell me why you type so funny. Ive asked you before but you never respond.

Rio Celeste in Costa Rica is light blue due to leeching of volcanic minerals from the local volcano. I didn't taste it but maybe that's a type of tea?

>>629908
Is it The Fountain of Youth, anon?

I've heard of it and would like to drink from it!

> mfw its real

>>629913
I wouldn't respond to you either, you nosy bastard!

> ...doh!

>>629894
Does your tard wrangler know you're on 4chan?

>>630143
>4chan
Never forget where you are

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>>629913
>>629904
>Deadgoatea.
,, it has a , lasting,, commaing effect.

>>631135
That's a nice mare you've got there, just the right height, no bucket required

>>629904
God damnit, I thought you kept your autism contained over at /n/
>>629913
He's a fucking tripfag called baconrider
That's his style of " posting"
And I don't think anyone is autistic enough to impersonate him by spamming commas.

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>>631229

>>629425
https://what-if.xkcd.com/79/

>>631496
Is that pic suggesting he's out of his gourd?
>>631502
That's awesome. They're so based.

>>631229
Baconrider > you

>>629904
Your pics in /aviation general/ always make my day

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>>632789
mmm delish anon!

anyone remember that news story where the water started turning black and stinky at a hotel and they checked the cisterns on the roof and there was a dead chick in one of them for at least 2-3 weeks? hundreds of people showering and brushing their teeth kek

Baconrider is a national treasure

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>>634873
True crime fanatic here
That was the Cecil hotel, now called the Stay on main, i stayed there with some buddies once, the water tanks were never replaced so i drank the water and showered in it, just so i can say i did.

Really odd place. Just has a weird atmosphere, kinda fun though, and the complementary breakfast was pretty fuckin good.

Pic related is from the trip

>>631197
Oh god.

>>634897
ha, awesome. and gross too i suppose. and i love a good complimennary breakfast! it can make or break the whole experience.

>>634905
They had belgian waffles and sausage as well as cereal and oatmeal, coffe and hot chocolate and an omelette bar but thats to much social interaction, and i was to high

>>634915
I mean like, trying to talk to The Mexican with a heavy accent, asking for topping, tipping, all that nonsense, i wasnt up for the omelette experience

>>634873
I remember that.
That's fucking disgusting. How is that even possible? I could see cistern water being used to flush toilets but as fresh water? That's what treated city water is for.

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>>631197
>just the right height, no bucket required

>>634865
>>634871
>>634878
>samefagging this hard

Fuck off you fucking tripfaggot

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>>629425
I'm not sure about tea, but different minerals in springs can effect the flavor of the water. Shasta bottling company has made a small fortune carbonating the water from various springs on Shasta mountain in Oregon. There's orange spring and grape spring for instance, and kiwi-strawberry is bottled after the two streams converge.

>>635313

He's a loser, try not to pick on him

>>629680
Kek'd

>>629425
Try throwing tea bags into old faithful or the mammoth hot springs. The friendly rangers will thank you for providing the thirsty bison with nice tea.

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>>635408
10/10

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>>638504
Soda Springs,, near Mammoth., bring Tang, mix Fizzydrink!,, after days of Deathmarching over hills, itslike GOLD!

>>639110
Whats wrong with you?

>>639116
to be this consistent for so long makes me think that he legitimately has some sort of mental illness. The thought of somehow encountering him while /out/ scares the shit out of me. Stay safe out there brother.

>>639110
Bacon rider pls go, I know it's you.
>>639116
Tripfag from /n/
>>639120
Just avoid faggots in recumbents.

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>>639655
energy drink,,, straight from old Sol.
,,do yousee trippin?, just blendin.,, camo.
, that Tard Bacon, wants you to jointhe Farmy,, live outdoors with organics, fight the Bugwars!,

>>639655
Why does he retarded?

>>639701
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
You don't get tired of spamming commas and spewing word diarrhea from that cock holster you call a mouth?

>>639908
He must have some autism for starters.

>>631131
y,,,,,,,,o,,,,,,u,,,,,,,,,,a,,,,,,,,,,r,,,,,n,,,,,'t,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,f,,,u,,,,,n,,,,n,,,,y

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>>631135
there's more apples in the van...