If you had a gf in a wheelchair and wanted to include her in

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSzvVXiWkSg

>>611565
Dette er IKKE morsomt

>>611565
More importantly, how do you have sex?

>>611565
get a mule put her on mule

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Fatires.

>>611568
>allow the person wearing it to easily lift a 70 lb piece of metal
normies are so weak it makes me sad

>>611565
Dump her. Nobody wants to see wheelchair tracks on a path.

>>611565

Being realistic there will be distinct limitations as to how far /out/ you can go with her. Getting a wheelchair, even an all-terrain one, deep innawoods/onnamountain would be very challenging, not to mention the added risk of injury to her. If I was in your shoes however and wanted to go somewhere remote with her, I would scope out the most accesible routes in advance to see where is accessible. You may even be able to clear a roue to a secluded area away from the trail where you could even spend a night wild camping together rather than at a camping site.

>>611603 is actually a pretty good idea. Using horses could be a perfect solution to get /out/. Quadbikes are another option too of course.

What are your outdoor activities o.p? The more information we have the more we are able to assist you.

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>>611617

My thoughts exactly jesus christ.

>>611631
I enjoy mountain and forest hiking, as well as skiing in the winter (I live in Norway), but it is just a hypothetical question.

>>611627
>so edgy, so hardcore
Kids these days have no respect.

>>611617
>normies
/r9k/ pls leave

>>611565
I had a deaf girlfriend ask me to take her innawoods so she could know what it sounded like.

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Hiking carts are actually a thing. I'm sure with a little modification you could make it work.

>>611565
Hiking carts are actually a thing. With a little modification I'm sure you could make it work.

>>611657
>>611658
Subtle double post, well done.

>>611657
>>611658

Sorry for the double post. 4chan told me I mistyped the captcha. It lied and lagged.

>>611657
get shot in the back son

>>611657
Where I'm from those are used to drag out dead deer on places where you're not allowed to take ATVs.

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>>611669
People use them for hiking too

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>>611674

>>611565
Smh fam why do you care tbh

>>611676
Maybe he has a girlfriend in a wheelchair and wants to include her in his outdoor activities.

>>611617

It said "easily." While 70lbs may not be a lot, with the help of the suit it would be way, way lighter. The fact that 70lbs is easy to life (for normal people) would indicate that higher weights would be standard for lifting beyond what a normal (KEYWORD) person could carry.

This is great.

>>611679
Whatever fam

>>611679
>you will never have a wcgf
why even live

>>611565
push her down a trail. you obviously can't go off the trail much and she will probably get that.

i bet a parapalegic bitch wouldn't even mind i have a tiny dick.

>>611565

Have her ride on my shoulders. She only weighs like 70lbs, her barbie backpack adds maybe another 5

>>611726
>She only weighs like 70lbs
>her barbie backpack
gf, not daughter

>>611729

( ͡ಠ◡ಠ)

>>611609

Full bacon.

What if you changed your type of /out/ings?

Would she be able to ride an ATV? They have plenty of models that are automatic CVTs, and require no use of feet. My wife takes care of a cild for work that has no use of his legs at all, and rides a small ATV. I'm sure a side by side UTV would work too, they're expensive but lots of fun. They can get you out nose places and can carry an offroad wheelchair if you go camping.

Horseback may work but it's hard to stay on a horse without use of legs.

What about getting an old jeep and outfitting it for offroad, would work great.

Skiing there are many special chairs that people without use of legs can use, they are expensive though.

You may just need to change your approach, since mobility will be limited, you aim should be to do actives that increase her mobility options.

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Get a surly big dummy, take her out on the firetrails.

Get into canoeing.

>>611721
> compromising

>>611721
TFW you can't even get a QT paraplegic bitch with a normal sized cock, 8/10 man face and 1337 /out/ skills.

>>611565
So... does she still have... sensations "down there"?

If you eat her out, does she get wet in your face?

Still of breeding age and fertile?

Do you plan on knocking her up?

What then, Cesearian Section?

And most importantly:

Do you get anal and does she know you're getting anal?

Construct some type of 3 wheeled vehicle she could power partially with her arms/hands, while I also wore a harness connected to said vehicle from my back and pulled. With our combined effort we could both get a great workout, and easily take her to places she couldn't go before!

I realize this would look ridiculous but fuck it man, I care about my girlfriends, she would probably love that lol. Unless it was a hurt to their pride. It would be worth a discussion.

>>611787
> no honey, I just want pussy
> really...
> now let me roll you over
> where's the lube?

> how do you have sex with a vegitable?


> unstrap them from the wheelchair

> does she sound like Steven Hawking when she types out moans with her mouth stick?

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>>611565
Get pic related for GF. The six wheel drive ATV is amphibious, so you can take her anywhere - regular trail riding, boating, and fishing. I neighbor bought to take his disabled brother /out/

>>611848
>not just ditching your GF and dating the six wheel drive ATV
Cut out the middleman, anon.

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>>611565
This is probably the most /out/ thing you can do.

Maybe, I don't know, park your car along a road in a deep forest and use calls to see big animals.

>>611565
Get Ripped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVrKeKAQ1Hs

>>611657

How much weight could one realistically carry when out in the woods?

>>611961
Enought you can get over a log without unpacking every time.

>>611961
I have been carrying my sister on my shoulders for a couple of kilometers on a forest trail, with relative ease, and she's 70-80% of my own bodyweight.
If it had been uphill, it would have been another matter entirely, but as long as the terrain is relatively flat, any reasonably fit person should be able to carry a girl in the forest.

>>611961
i think they go up to like 75 lbs, which is enough for a week of camping and glamping.
the one with the smaller wheel is a pack one that can also go on your back, seems great for trails that are half flat half fuck you theres bigass rocks here.

>>611617
>>611633

Idiots.

>>611966
Sure answered their question.

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>>611729

>>611668
>what is unload your firearm

>>611669
Where I'm from you chop up your deer/bear/elk/moose/caribou and carry it out on your back because neither an ATV nor a cart could get to where you hunt, and you don't own a pack string.

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>>612228
>what is unload your firearm
what is,, im in wheelchair now.
,RULE#1 , Barrel discipline!, point Away from me.
,RULE#2 , Triger discipins, no touchy.
,,,RULE#3!!,, its LOADED!, what, you just checkd? BULLCRAP!,, ITS LOADED!, ALWASY!
,,
,OP, how about shooting?
pic> loads 220 pounds,(3300 ounces for you euros).

>>612234
I want to hug him

>>612303
and give him an egg

>>612305
Of course. I'll make sure to boil it too.

>>611565
Canoe

>>611848
these are fun. they had one on a work trip once up in the northern bush. We actually took it out on the lake but first through some light brush to get to the lake. It's kind of slow on water. But it floats so who's complaining.

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A horse.

>gf in a wheelchair
ultimate beta

>>611565
imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.

You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.

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>>611565
down the hill it goes

>>612974
> get up
> walk over
> parapelegic thread

I was sucked into the desperate vortex until the very end.

>>612974
>So you get up, you walk over there


Praise Jesus!

>>611787
Seriously, does she know if you're fucking her in the ass?

Let me geuss, she just lays there for it?

I mean what's she gonna do, get up and call in a pizza?

>>612970
> itt betafags who date burn victims, amputees, cripples, retarded and deformed women

But nobody's perfect, right? Keep justifying your low self-esteem...

>>612970
> implying she was in a wheelchair when I met her
> implying drunk drivers don't run red lights
> implying car accidents don't happen

>>613057
> also implying TRADE UP to a fully functional unit
> also implying the ball and chain wasn't smaller before

>>613059
>implying I lover her less

>>613060
> implying a single tear rolls down my cheek

So, kids op? Have um or gonna have um?

>>612945
But that is how you end up in a wheelchair to begin with

what's up with all the alphatards on /out/ lately

>>613075
Except for op and yourself, all the betas went to /a/ and /mlp/. Now run and catch up with them.

>>613069
Don't they sterilze para femanons or is that the point?

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>>611565
Ask and you shall receive

Mule and horse are bad ideas. Even as trained as you think they may be, they easily get scared and will buck her off. Now you have your gf hurt on the ground and you have to chase down the mule/horse. You'd be fucked with no control over the situation that is very likely to happen.

I like the ATV idea though.

>>611777
> Canoeing

On a windy day... with ankle weights.

> protip re-up insurance

Det här osar Norgetråden

>>613080
you wouldnt be born if they did

>>613092
Yeah but she's already in a wheelchair... what's she gunna do, get MORE handicapped?

>>612974 #

Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a random neckbeard on 4chan.

You're bored, shitposting from your basement and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be autistic and salty and superior towards other anons. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours looking up random hentai, or traps, or some stupid bullshit that you think is hot and you may say is hot but you're not really sure if it's really hot. You're just fucking sitting there, jerking, fapping, a half limp average length cock between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to worry about weather or not you could be in the porn industry.

And then you see women, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of merely sitting at the computer on some edgy site, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into life. All the autism and immaturity you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they are living life and having fun. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a neckband cunt on 4chan with no chance of having a girlfriend.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing by being in credibly creepy "m'lady". The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're an autisic idiot.

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>>613208

>>611676
You should just lurk until you've figured out how to type. I find your tone annoying and ill-read. Everything about how you post makes me dislike you as a person; it could be due to my astounding lack of patience for stupidity.

Any other sc/out/s feel the same?

>>613441
> any feel same
> projecting
> leading

External validation much, anon?
Do you want to be a lawyer when you grow up?
Keep working it...

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>>611565

>>613208
My nigga

>>611573
go home Lars, you are drunk

>>611565
Snowmachines, ATVs, dunebuggies, dogsled... Basically anything that isn't done under your own power. I think dogsled would be especially good because it could involve her helping with the dogs even when they aren't pulling the sled.

>>613663
First of all, if she's gonna get off ang go anywhere they will have to bring the chair along or it's a "loop ride".

Horses are out, dune buggy is in.

>>613208
Apply ice to burn

>>611680
i can lift 300 lbs easy enough and i'm in the gym like once a year other than that i eat sleep and sit before my computer

>>612234
i always look into the barrel to make sure it's not loaded

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>>613199
assuming she can still move everything above her waist...yes

>>611565
One of my neighbors has an all wheel drive off-road wheelchair thing, setup to run off of an old engine from a mower. His son built it for him so he could still go out in his fields, he even deer hunts from it.

>>614450
how tall and heavy are you? also remember that lifting 300lbs on a bar and putting it down immediately is a lot easier than picking up an irregular shaped piece of metal and moving it somewhere

>>611565
Obviously you get her a piggyback harness and she dual-wields pistols.

>>611565
maybe if she didn't have a square Irish face and didn't wear addidas i would.

>>611565
Looks like she's already /out/ to me.....

>>612974
great copy pasta

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Stuff her in a backpack strapped to you and ride her around on your dirtbike while she takes pictures.

>>614539
6'3" and 260lbs
i have picked up a slab of concrete the same size once, for me it's not much easier with a bar because it's slippery and my fingers are not very strong (programmer fingers). if i can hug it to my chest i can lift heavier. i have brought wrist straps to test my true limit but never used them.

>>611565
OP, try this, the startup music makes disability exciting again

http://www.gogrit.us/

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snorkeling.
,, less gear then Skuber,, drift over coral.
, after flaping around for a while id haul out on the beach., (JawsmovieMusic),, they start closeing in, slow, unsure, but as thier numbers increased the pack mentality reves up,,, KIDS!!!
,,parents dont do CRAP! "ooo look its the funny merman guy entertaning the kids, how sweet!"
,,if i dont move kids will overpower me,, MOB WAVE!, run,, err, seal waddle! for the open sea!
,PIC> my "tail.

>>611565
She can't run away?
Rape her

>>616010
> gf
> rape

>>615665
you,,, post,, here,, a,, lot,, but,,, why,, all,, the.,

commas,,??

not mad your posts are actually entertaining.

>>616057
even a gf needs to consent first,shitlord

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>>611568
Fuck off Huey

Comments in this thread make me sick and make me lose faith in humanity. I hope something real bad happens to you and you get to experience a disability and pain and maybe learn some empathy.

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>>611635
Skiing at the resort is easy: get a sit ski (pic related). I don't think touring would be possible or advisable though.

I don;t understand Norwegian but this looks promising: http://sitski.no/

>>616698
Also check out these guys. Sit skis are expensive but this is a non-profit that helps people get them:
http://www.ski2freedom.com/en/disabled-skiing-europe/norway

id sugest what ever you chouse to do not to go alone always have some one else too becas only one of you can walk up or down cliffs if something happens to him.. well he is probably dead
thats why i dont sugest going to any extrym/unsafe terrain :(

>roll/carry to the edge of a cliff
>wont
have to deal with her anymore
>acquire a bipedal capable gf

Sledding breh

>>611657
Goddamn homeless people

Why would anyone even want a crippled gf?

>>618349
Anal.

>>611565
You just have to pick the right trails/hikes to take her on, try looking online to see if there are any disabled hiking clubs that can help you, they may know about suitable places to go.

>>612358
one egg cant be enough, make him a whole bowl.

Carry her to the top of a mountain
Bring a ring
Ask her: "Wheel you marry me?"

>>612970
Back to /b with you.

>>618390
I don't get it- she probably can't feel that.

>>618577
Ohohoh! That's a good one!

>>611565
4x4 off-roading, possibly boating?

having no use of legs pretty much means you cant do shit /out/doors.

>>611961
on your back, like 60lbs tops and that's if you're in phenomenal shape. most thru-hikers carry only a weeks worth of food in addition to their main sack and depending on the season, the overall weight can range from 35-60lbs.

>>618619
> missingthepointdotmeme

>>618950
>>611565
4x4 wheelchair

starve her so she is light then go full master blaster

>>619596
> mfw /out/ is now /b/out/

You are a dork.

>>611772

all good ideas! where are you located? im sure you could still get pretty remote with and atv

>>616089

ever heard of clever bot? this is similar, but instead of a computer trying learn to talk, its a retard.

>>619599
/out/ and a/b/out/