>Live in Puerto Rico. >Irma incoming. >Need to make

Hurricane repellants?

>>1095319
Get a job

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Is this an actual happening or media's hype?
I assume strong winds can't melt concrete homes.

>>1095334
It can fuck up our vulnerable electrical infrastructure and we'd essentially be Haiti, not to mention heavy ass flooding and niggers taking advantage and looting.

>>1095319
you probably need batteries for a radio, or a powerbank for your smartphone to listen to emergency broadcast
You probably need at least 10 or 20 cannisters for water, because often the governments shuts off water supply because of broken pipes and shit
You need high protein food, snack bars, your fridge might keep cool for a day or two but no more. Also rice for carbs.
Youll need paracetamol or aspirine, especially if you have someone with heart problems, also insulin if diabetic.
Then its about toilet paper, shaving razors.

>>1095319
>waste deep water at most
How did anyone die in texas?
Just walk out of it moron.
Or if you stay home, have a weapon

>>1095334

Tornadoes will fuck your shit up I don't care how strong you think your house is.

My area had 70 tornadoes alone when ivan hit, and yeah, looters are a very real and big thing.

Hurricane zones turn into post-apocalyptic wastelands for like two weeks after, basically a free for all.

>>1095343
What else, lets see...
id carry a pocket knife for any still ripe fruit around
Its not gonna be hard to survive a natural disaster as long as you have a way of communication with the outer world to know when and where to expect aid or not going out of the house because of expected floods or wind, some TP for your dirty ass because disease can spread quickly if theres no water and soap to wash your hands and ass, and most of the time its not a problem to find food its storing it that presents a problem because surprise, your freezer doesnt work. Also i hope you have a gas bottle for your stove

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>>1095344

>>1095348
Seriously though.
Prove me wrong

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>>1095346
>Tornadoes will fuck your shit up I don't care how strong you think your house is
lmao, tell that to bunkerbro

>>1095319

>bug out bag

Kek. Where are you going lil nigga? You're on a damn island.

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Call the po-lice.

>>1095354
Anywhere not in my neighborhood.

Thing about Puerto Rico is: no matter how ritzy your neighborhood is, it's literally a stone throw away from like three ghettos.

And Puerto Ricans are the a step above from your everyday cockroach ghetto nigger.

>>1095351

>implying bunkers in florida
>what is water levels
>what is groundwater

You'd have to be a rich motherfucker to have a bunker not flood in Florida.

There's a reason Floridians don't have basements lol

>>1095351

>million dollar bunker
>house

Pick one, retard

>>1095349

>do not get notified to evacuate because of potential flooding
>go to sleep
>wake up
>white water rapids outside
>walkout
>die

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>>1095319
RIP me.

>>1095371
>Water level
>Implying that's not inside a mountain
Lmao

>>1095372
>Million dollar bunker
Actually bunkerbro paid 1/4 of that, which is far less than any decent home in Florida.

>>1095418
Thats not how it works.
Unless you're a literal retard

>>1095319
Stay on your containment island and wait for more tax dollars from the mainland to save you.

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>>1095334
The problem is it's impossible to get gasoline or bottled water or numerous other things right now. The power will def be out for some time in certain areas, and even after the store only a few gas stations and grocery stores have generators.

I bought 2 cases today and had at least 10 people try to take them off my cart. A full pallet of water was gone in about 5 minutes.

My first stop was a gas station who ordered 20 cases of 20oz bottles of water because people are stocking up on those at $2ea. The guy working said "The owner didn't leave a check, come back after 10am". I told him I don't have time to come back later, we aren't rescheduling shit because it's too busy, and we normally don't take cash but I will do it and fill out the paperwork because I don't want dude to miss out on the water. He still said no because he's retarded.

Had a Toys R' Us later in the day. They normally get small orders just to fill their coolers by the registers. They had 6cs of water on the order, even the toy store was out of single 20oz water bottles so I gave him the extra 20cs the other guy didn't have money for. It's a corporate store so a whole case can only be sold as $1.99 x 24, so he put a sign on them saying $48 per case and I bet he sold them all already.

That being said, Broward and Dade have strict building codes so my house will probably still be standing.

>>1095497
Aren't you a prepper, Pepsi? Also if floridians know how prone their state os to get fucked by nature, shouldn't they be ready already?

Is it gonna fuck up jacksonville or South Florida (tricounty)?

>>1095439

>implying mountains in florida
>implying you're not fucking retarded if you think a decent home in Florida would cost the same as a bunker in Florida

>>1095574
>Implying the concept that strong winds can't melt concrete homes doesn't apply everywhere
>Implying the space inside your skull where should be grey matter isn't empty

>>1095337
And how do you tell that apart from any other day?
>tfw spent 7 months there and never had more than 6 hours' worth of electricity a day

>>1095344
>How did anyone die in texas?
Guessing most were trapped in cars.

>>1095588
Even still.
You would have to be retarded

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OP best be already a gun owner

Water filters, iodine, a gun

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>>1095344
>>1095349
>>1095488
>>1095594
You've never been in high water, have you?
http://www.nws.noaa.gov/os/water/tadd/
>6 inches of fast-moving flood water can knock over an adult. It takes just 12 inches of rushing water to carry away a small car, while 2 feet of rushing water can carry away most vehicles.
Do some research before you post.

im in tampa and all the water is sold out.
what do?
trying to order shit off amazon but i doubt it'll be here till next wee

>>1095757

Lol... Amazon.

Get yourself a bottle of bleach. A few drops bleach per gallon ( look up the exact ratios) will do it. Use old milk jugs, dumpster dive if you have to.

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My friend lives on his sailboat in the Dominican Republic.

>>1095757
Tap water in clean containers (buckets, etc) will keep long enough to ride it out. That said, a drop or two of bleach per gallon as >>1095759 says isn't a bad idea once they've been sitting for a few days. You have to let the bleach work its magic for some amount of time (??) before you start drinking it.

>>1095497
Good luck!

>>1095752
The point is to not be in high water because that's been taught as very dangerous since like the 1800's.

People that try to drive in floods are retarded. People that try to drive in floods make up 99% of flood deaths.
His statement is correct.

>>1095752
Willingly being in a dangerous situation is retarded.
Of you die, you deserved it and nothing of value is lost

>tfw my dad's in palm beach gardens
But he's a florida native, i'm pretty sure he sleeps through hurricanes at this point.

>>1095574

t.has never been outside his home state

>>1095334
>he thinks 185mph winds is just media hype

People like you are the ones that end up is the nameless death tolls after storms.

>>1095760
>My friend used to live on his sailboat in the Dominican Republic.

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>>1095319
Anyone here in Palm Coast or Bunnell, FL? Will you be hunkering down for the hurricane, going to a shelter, or fucking off north to another state?

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>>1095848
B-but Rush says weather is a Librul conspiracy

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>>1095319
Where are my recreational nukes when I need them

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>>1095649

Puerto Rico's gun laws are nigger tier at best. It's about damn near impossible to get a carry permit/license unless you've got a judge paid off.

>>1095920
That's because Puerto Rico is nigger tier at best.

It's fitting.

>>1095911
To be fair, a lot of the *problems* weather causes are as a result of left-wing policies and unwillingness to act in time.
>oh the 150 year old levy needs to be repaired so it doesn't bust and kill 10,000 people when half the damn state floods? Nah fuck that, we need to make sure all those underprivileged youths in the juvenile detention system get handed literally free college degrees!

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>>1095939
Go to bed Rush. The infrastructure is shit all over the US regardless of the political spectrum of the locals.

>>1095949
Republicans of today are more liberal than dummocrats of 20 years ago. Things like roads and bridges had bipartisan support but those $ were shifted to breeding more brown people. It's only going to get worse as the boomers and gen x dies out, because they are on average more competent than millennials

>>1095577

It's pretty depressing I can tell you're dead serious.

>>1095961
Yep. its the brown peoples fault. Its totally not the fault of our government dropping trillions of dollars in bombs on mud huts in 3rd world shit holes all over the world.

>>1095949
You'll notice it's significantly MORE shit in areas of historically high concentrations of democrats. If you want you can even go county by county.
>the roads in Illinois are significantly shittier than the roads in MO, IA, IN, MI, and KY
>the roads in and around the Chicago metro area are significantly shittier than the roads in the southern half of the state despite being literally 60 years newer

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>>1095574
>>1095577
im lost lmao

>>1096000
Believe it or not the US spent less money bombing middle-easterners total across the last 15 years than it did on Cook County teachers' retirement plans in 2016.

>>1095949
why can't the US into infrastructure? Look at the chinks, in a couple decades they modernized a country with a 1B+ population-

>>1096008
Because the chinks only modernized the eastern 1/8th of the country and used literal slave labor to do it. It still cost them more than their country has made in the last 5 years total.

80% of people living in Mongolia don't even have indoor plumbing, much less electricity.

>>1096007
How much did Illinois spend because the Iraq war alone cost nealy 2 trillion dollars, NOT including all the benefits owed to veterans.

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>>1095319

Goodnight, Florida.

>>1096010
>Bringing up Mongolia for no reason
Are you equating the US with a country with nomadic people, serious, nigger?

>inmates filling sand bags in distribution centers
One thing I got to give to the US, at least your criminals pay for their crimes, in Europistan we set them free.


meanwhile in the same tv new
>we trust in lord to take care of us and pray he will keep us out of harms way
lmao, the US is unbelievable, some of the smartest, independent and no nonsense people share that land with literal retards and religious fundamentalists. no wonder they thing the armageddon is a thing.

>>1096029
>There have been 5 massive extinctions in Earth history and we are probably in a 6th one that we created.
>He doesnt believe in the end of the world.

>>1096013
About 130x what it actually had.

And it had around 800 billion dollars in tax revenue.

>>1096019
>part of China
>no reason
Are you being retarded on purpose?

>>1095760
>fill bathtub with water
>drop some bleach into it
>hurricane comes and you are sitting thigh deep in mud and fishes
>good plan

>>1096035
Illinois States pension debt is 200 billion.

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>>1096038
>part of China

>>1096007
>He thinks the us government funds local school pensions

Is Irma in Southern Florida yet?

>>1096127
They fund local school districts, both directly via grants and indirectly via standard distributions to the state board of education which then fund the districts directly.

Which then choose to use that money as they see fit. Some of it ends up in pensions.

>>1096056
>not part of China
Uh. They follow Chinese law, hold Chinese citizenship, and are beholden to Beijing. How are they not just a Chinese territory?

And either way if you wanna be persnickety about it and "hurr nomads" my statement holds true for most of China west of Hubei province anyway.

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>>1096019
>nomadic peoples
US has you covered there! Pic related.

>>1096201
No

>>1096205
/out/ meetup?

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St. Augustine, Fl reporting in. I can start to see the clouds and I'm riding this one out. I have a couple bottles of water and some Mountain House food, a breakfast and a dinner. I also have some banana and peanut butter Cliff bars. If SHTF I'm going full survival mode and will eat Taco Bell.

>>1096314
Stay safe, bro-

It's too late baby, now it's too late

>>1096332
Get a rubber raft with patch kits and hand pumps and oars(collapsible).
Get 12 volt fridge/freezer and solar panel(s)
Get lots of disposable water filters(carbon/use cloth for muddy water(everything basically).
Bleach/Iodine tabs.
Plastic bottles(checked) UV or a day or 3 of sun before drinking.(After filtering all the literal shit and chemicals out, the bleach will kill most bacteria and the sun via the permeable plastic will kill the viral/rest of bacterial shit.
High Ground with cover against rain/hail/wind.
Insulation from cold. Water cover(tent or lots of well strung/supported tarps.
When all utilities are flooded, no wheeled vehicles will help, boats that can handle 6inches of water or several stories of water that can easily be patched in field will be your salvation. GPS WILL be necessary unless you know your surroundings via 10 or more feet of height above the norm.
Waste protection/handling. Water collection/filtering/gathering/usage. Cleaning yourself. Shelter! Most people have cellphones, download a offline map of your area so cell service won't disable your gps maps.

>>1095497
>The problem is it's impossible to get gasoline or bottled water or numerous other things right now.
>>1095757
>im in tampa and all the water is sold out.

Living in storm prone areas and not being prepared is fucking retarded.

>>1096307
Just a normal day in Portland.

>>1095334
As I suspected, fucking americans hyping shit, even storms are turned into a tv show for media's profit.

A bug out bag won't save you from the tsunami

>not bugging in