I leave a trace.

>>1088934
archeology would be really boring if most people didn't.

>>1088944
Finally someone who understands.

>>1088962
No one wants to dig up modern shit.

I wonder how much of my stuff will be worth something in 100+ years time by virtue of the fact it is old?

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Leave no trace is for dumbies who cant find a place to /out/ that isnt already being used by 300 other tourists

I leave a trace because im the only one who can find my spots

>>1089144
It's normie camping at the state park , you sit around in your fahlkinraven Safari suit drinking fiji water yakking about recycling and climate change and virtue shaming strangers on kikebook

>>1088962
Archaeologists dig up permanent dwellings, not the remnants of some lame fuck breaking bottles in a forest.

>>1089167
They dig up anything they can find

>>1089246
They don't go digging at some random river bend unless someone discovers your 15000 year old Coke bottle shards by accident.

>>1089292
they dig anything over 100 years old. Which is currently anything from 1917 or before. In 100 years OP's shit will also be historic artifacts of an extinct culture.

>be autist
>have strange hobbies, taken to extremes, my version of cutting and charity
>like to set up camps 5-10 miles from a trailhead or parking area
>Buy yardsale tents, tarps blankets, kids clothes, shitty cookware, and kitchen knife, for about $20
>Hike in, setup camp, prepare tomorrow's campfire, get wasted on a fifth
>go on drunken rampage breaking the Willow and shrubbery toward the creek
>Making a trail for little critters and other freeballers, feel the pain recede
> Wipe off my bloody arms and legs on the kids clothes and use them as a cum rag Ieaving them in the brush as homes for bugs and time release nutrients
>Pass out, wake up, light campfire, grab empty backpack and leave
>Feel good about myself again knowing that someone in need might stumble across my campsites and that I can get my pack weight down under 4 pounds on the trip home

>>1089302
How the fuck will they know where to dig at some random location? They won't, unless tipped off by something or stumbling to it by accident, the probability of which gets pretty slim outside of habitated (now or then) places. As in oh look a carbonized cumrag from the mesozoic era, perhaps the faggot is also here sunken into the swamp, lets dig up the bog body. They won't go digging at a completely isolated GPS location x in the middle of nowhere as a result of an enormous dose of obsessive-compulsiveness.

So no, all the trash left /out is just that, regurgitations of nest shitting, a sign of an infantile, lazy and diseased mind.

>>1088934
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>>1089344
>I don't know how archaeologists find sites to dig
>I know everything
>QED archaeologists cannot find sites to dig
let me know when you spot your mistake

>>1089152
>It's normie camping at the state park
It's better than sitting on the couch. I got no beef with them.

>>1088934
But do you /pee in your waders/?

>Getting butt blasted about a bit of trash when you generate 30 pounds a day and are totally fine with hiring poor men to dump it in someone else's neighborhood

>>1088934
okay, douche.

>>1089352
Archaeologists do not magically gravitate towards some random place in the middle of a distant forest with no human dwellings where some guy a thousand years ago dumped a plastic bag and glass shards which have since been buried under layers of dirt, ergo you are an idiot, Q.E.D.

If you really think that is what archaeologists do, pick up 10 random places from a large enough map and I can basically guarantee 100% of them have not been visited by an archaeologist, ever.

There is no excuse to shit your nest and dump trash /out.

>>1089524
>30 pounds a day
Fucking christ what are you doing you daft bastard

>>1089644
Fuck off forest nazi

>>1088934
just fucking burn your trash

>>1089662
Too edgy/10

>>1089134
Someone's successors (not yours) will look forward to it simply for the resources. They will be able to make arrowheads out of glass bottle bottoms and laminar armor from old coins. The little squares of broken tempered glass will be used as jewelry since by that time they will be worn down to small beads.

>>1089644
>middle of a distant forest

You mean the former forest desert area were the excavation of the new megamall will be located? Where they had to stop working because someone unearthed someone's cuckshed with a "smartphone" full of vintage porn from 2017 and 3....THREE well used but in good condition dragon dildos.

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>>1089558
Would you care to step /out/side, friendo?

>>1089704
>Malls

Sure thing gramps

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There was this artist, his name was Norman Lindsay. When he was still alive and making art he was kind of persecuted for being a 'pornographer' because of his love of making art based on his favourite thing, naked women.

He was a master of the nude woman. He would paint them and sculpt them. As he got on in his life he went and bought up a nice place in the mountains and would paint and sculpt. One of his hobbies became going to the forest on his land, getting a nice piece of stone and just staying there all day carving out a beautiful nude woman.

He had some of his best and favourite statues placed all around his home, some were fountains, or ornaments on his gateway etc. But to this day if you visit his home, now the Norman Lindsay museum, you can go into his yard look out in to the forest there and there's a bunch of naked women there carved out of stone, some half finished. Some with horns or tails like mythological creatures. It's really a thing to see.

Inspired by this I have often fantasized about going out somewhere secluded inna woods and finding a nice spot to gradually move some supplies to. Namely bags of cement, and a few sheets of plywood.

The idea is to build a tall box with the plywood and then mix up some concrete using the cement and the natural soil, clay, stone and water in the area, pour the concrete mix into the plywood mold to create a rectangular prism pillar standing on end and then to chisel out the figure of a nude woman.

Then remove all of my supplies and every other trace of me being there leaving only the beautiful naked stone woman.

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How would you react if you went out and you discovered one of these in a secluded area?

>>1089852
Fail, you left a trace. If you do it tho don't chose one of those white supremacy statues

>>1089644
>which have since been buried under layers of dirt,
this is where you went wrong.

the forces that bury things also uncover them. And archaeologists aren't the only people looking for artifacts. Archaeologists learn of places to dig when someone finds artifacts and reports them. Since people cover pretty much the entire surface of the earth, there is very little that hasn't been found.

and again, just because you're too stupid to understand how archaeological sites are discovered does not mean they aren't discovered.

Do bears go for uncooked rice or uncooked beans?

>>1089852
probaly tuch boobi and vageine

>>1089852
Would be cool. Handmade, would be worth something to an archeologist. Coke cans and cigarette butts are just trash and any archeologist 100 years from now would know this.

>>1089881
archaeologists have a great deal of interest in trash. Cigarette butts aren't going to last 100 years though. They don't usually survive 10.

>>1089724
What insights do you have on the future, gimpb0i?

>>1089858
>there is very little that hasn't been found
Oh hahah, thanks for the laughs!

>>1089909
You're thinking of the old butts. 60's to 00's era. Thanks to new fiber technology any cigarette butt made in the 2010's and onward will last for hundreds of years to come.

>>1091089
>t. nonsmoker

>>1089144
>he thinks no one found his spot, but in fact many people found his spot, but they left no trace

>>1091096
>t. faggot

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>>1089848
I approve of ALL of this

>>1091104
except they didnt clean up my trace

>>1089138
Unless it's already worth something? Next to nothing. There's a load of old shit floating around that no one wants because it's shit.

>>1089848
Why not just find a big rock, and chisel that into a nude woman? No one can reasonably get mad at you for chiseling a large rock, as long as that particular rock didn't have any significance before you turned it into a beautiful nude woman. There's lots of rocks that are just rocks, and positively bursting with the potential to become rocks in the shapes of beautiful nude women.

>>1089859
Bears can eat everything people can eat. They will eat your rice and beans, cooked or not.

>>1089852
I'd chisel an actual minge on her and then I'll see if I can do an impregnate.

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>>1089853
All statues are white supremacy statues, unless you include totem poles...