>innawoods hiking >these guys come up to play with you what do

>>1076472
Fuck right off. Keep an eye out for the mother.

>>1076472
So cute!
Cuddle with them, do some babysitting, maybe their mother shows up, if not I bring them to the ranger station.

>>1076472
>unzips .454 casull revolver

>>1076489
>>1076553
You guys are real antisocial haters! Those cubs are cute and completely helpless, have you no heart?

>>1076557
Stick to your rawfood buddy.

Stick your dick in it

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>>1076472

>got a story when I went to the Rocky Moutains
>pulling over to take picture of beautiful lake
>brown baby bear comes out of woods 15 ft away
>back up slowly to car
>tour bus actually screeches to a halt in middle of the highway
>20 chingbongs pile out
>LITERALLY TAKE OUT CAMERAS AND CHASING IT
>Bus driver screaming unintelligible pan falling noises

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>>1076557
those are grizzly cubs you nigger, they are natural born killers that know kung-fu and they have a 600lbs mother bear behind them somewhere

GTFO immediately. They do not wander far from Mom.

>>1076472
Without hesitation I would instantly blow my brains out.

>>1078552
Unless mom's dead.

http://www.wcvb.com/article/auburn-man-faces-charges-after-shooting-killing-backyard-bear-3/8180016

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fucking exit.

>>1078552
you can try rub them all around your body to take up their smell and make mom adopt you.

>>1076557
Yeah but their most that likely nearby mother is a overprotective murderous bitch.

>>1076472
Hard no.

>>1076472
to clear up some misunderstandings,
Black bear mothers are not as protective as commonly assumed. Charge the mom and she will likely abandon the children entirely.

These are brown bear cubs obviously, so if Mom is around you are probably going to die because Mama bear is going to die protecting them.

If you come across polar bear cubs consider accepting Jesus Christ into the last moments of your life on this Earth.

>>1079366
well seeing as bear cubs would be a tempting source of protein for wolves and other bears and they only have a few cubs it's kinda understandable they are protective. that's when playing dead can really work just lie down on your belly cover the back of your neck and try not to breathe.

>>1079401
everyone on this board knows this...

>>1079401
>If you come across polar bear cubs consider accepting Jesus Christ into the last moments of your life on this Earth.
that's bullshit do you want to know how i know?

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>>1079721
Not that guy, but please eloborate Anon.

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>>1079722

>>1079722
>russian man offers vodka to polar bear mom but she says "nyet"

>>1076472
Simply put a .44 into the back of each furry retard's skull and then sit quietly and wait for mama to show

ugh look at their loose body language

>>1080560
that /pol/ sociopathy

>>1080560
Sure you would Billy badass.

>>1078554
underrated