help lost my glasses and lost in woods

Don't eat the potato seeds.

go into the wild dude

>>1074950
Dude lmao why don't more people just realise life's just a crazy game lmao like just spend some more time in nature man find yourself lmao dude what do you mean i need winterised boots and more than a bag of rice lmao i rely on the kindness of strangers who gave me half the shit i took with me lmao im different lmao

Watching this currently and I gotta say I really dont like this kid. Just another rich city kid who assumed that he could control the wild and got bit in the ass.

To be fair to the faggot if you spent your life completely controlled by abusive parents then your probably not going to be well adjusted, and likely to do something stupid with the first taste of out freedom you get.

use dat nose boi

>>1074950
DO NOT attempt to cross fast moving water

>>1075648
yo what is this?

>>1074950
fuck tossers pissing on this guy while their ass is plastered on that high horse they call a chair in their climate controlled dwelling. The dude was on the road for over two years before the events in Alaska unfolded and he no doubt experienced a fuck ton more than any of these morons pissing on his grave ever will. His story was a tragic one for sure but comes with lessons we can all learn from. Fucking 4chan reprobates!

>>1076665
Into the Wild. It's a movie about the life of Chris McCandless

He was a dumbass who tried to become an ascetic without knowing what he was doing. Didn't go too well for him

>>1076671
>>1075648
can someone post the copypasta about him being a racer?

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>>1077308
Let's pretend his passion was Nascar driving...

Christopher McCandless sets off, from California in an old car he rebuilt himself (he replaced the fenders and painted it), on a trip to the Daytona 500. He only gets across the state line when he runs out of fuel because he forgot to fill it up. Instead of simply walking to the nearest gas station or flagging down help he decides to push his car over an embankment and set it on fire. He then proceeds to walk on foot to the nearest car lot (which happens to be in Mexico for some reason, mostly because he burned up his map in the car and he's been taking backroads.) He finds an old bicycle in a garbage dump and uses that.

He finally gets to the car lot and buys a fixer-upper for $50. Before leaving the car lot he has to change a tire, which he replaces with the solid rubber donut. He buys fuel and heads off to the Daytona 500 again. Only he's heading deeper into Mexico and eventually ends up broken down in front of, "Autodromo Internacional de la Jolla" due to no water in the radiator. The engine block has seized up. Luckily, there's a race about to start. Christopher...er "Alexander Superspeeder", who changed his name, pays the $125 entry fee for the race.

Unfortunately, Alexander Superspeeder doesn't have a race car. He does however have an old bicycle still. He uses the bicycle to race. He makes it only 3 laps before he is too tired to steer straight and veers off into a race car and is killed.

Some Jew picks up his story and writes a book about his life and how he followed his dreams. Another Jew makes a movie about it. Armchair racers around the world adore him.

The End.

>>1077338
kek

Fuck the supertramp haters. This guy probs accomplished more than anyone on tt

Unles there are NASCAR champs on here.

>>1077837
You're goddamn right
People should read the book instead of just watching the movie it tells a lot fickin more informations

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>>1077859
I've read the book and still think he was a faggot.

>>1077864
Not sure i think he was a faggot but definitely should've heeded the warning he got from the guy he hitched a ride from in the Yukon .