/out/ Jokes

>>1041056
>lady tries to make a joke
>doctor (presumably male) turns it back on her and makes a joke out of her joke
>women btfo how will they ever recover

The real joke is golf tho.

Isn't golf just out for people who don't go out to say they went out?

>>1041056
That joke is super lame.

This guy dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and tells him he gets to pick his own punishment.
The devil leads him to a room where everyone is standing on their head on a bed of nails. "Nope" says the damned man.
The devil leads the man to another room where everyone ia standing on their head in broken glass. "Pass" says the damned man.
Next the devil leads the man to a room where everyone is standing around drinking coffee in waist high cow shit. "Well i suppose i will get used to the smell" says the man.

The devil says "excellent. Coffee breaks over guys, back on your heads."

>>1041096
>That joke is super lame.
The pot's speaking to the kettle.

Go to the livestock auction to get some chickens.
See Bob from work there.
>Hey Bob, what are you doing here?
Bob says he's there to buy some sheep.
The farmer next to Bob asks if Bob raises sheep for wool too.
Bob says Nope!
The farmer tells him to GTFO!

>>1041733
No dude see, cause their heads are usually UNDER the poop

>>1041742
Lol

>>1041056
What did the doe say while walking out of the woods.

I'll never do that for two bucks again.

>>1041092
My 67 year old dad bikes 40 miles in the morning, then hikes and swims in the afternoon, then golfs all evening. Hes more /out/ than 90% of the people on this board.

>>1041755
Best one yet.

>>1041777
>someone who apparently spends all day every day out spends more time out than working age people who browse a mylasian ironworking forum
Wow no shit

>>1041739
Never heard of an Arab named Bob before.